Bummer - Tumblr Posts
Frick I had a drawing of Zane I did at school but I left it in my binder and I don't have school for 4 days😭 (but 4 day weekend am I right!?!?!?🥳🥳)
It’s a mega bummer for being funny online when your humor is 50% sarcastically bouncing off ppl irl, and 50% flapping ur hands and making silly voices.
How am I meant to be internet famous if I can’t waggle my lil crab claws around???? HOW WILL YOU GET MY JOKE IF YOU DONT SEE ME CROUCHING AS I MAKE IT???? 🦀
So today I made cookies
And I brought them to my class (because I don't have a life and want people to like me) and my crush keeps telling me she loves me (cuz I brought her food duh) and I'm blushing like hell and feel all warm and happy but also low key dying inside because I don't think she would say that if she was gay so... There's that...
The feminine urge to dance naked in the rain>>>>
Girlies! Remember on feb 1st a green comet will be passing by earth's orbit!!!!!!! Make sure u take a sneak peek at her bc she only comes around every 50000 yrs!!!!!!!!!!!! ☄️
