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Spandam now addresses Lucci MEGA RESPECTFULLY, to a genuinely comical degree. He says 仰る通りです、ダンナ/ossharutoori desu, danna! here while being all sycophantic. Ossharutoori (meaning “as you say”) isn’t just polite, it’s sonkeigo, the whole extra set of vocabulary used to be bonus honorific and respectful. And the use of the title danna is similarly ridiculous- it basically means ‘master.’
WELCOME BACK TO EVEN EVEN MORE ONE PIECE CRACK POT THEORIES WITH ME ELI :)
Lucci awakened his fruit due to his blood lust
Kaku awakend his fruit by loving giraffes
All CP9/0 devil fruits are awakened
CP9/0 are gonna have rematch’s with there respective straw hats and are gonna get curb stomped like Lucci did
Vivi gonna get her get back when a CP0 agent comes to kill Mr. BIG NEWS D “GOAT” MORGANS
Robin kills spamdom
Rob lucci is an alcoholic post lost at egg head (and probably nicotine to post enis lobby)
It’s how he copes