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There’s so much lifespan angst in CR Campaign 1, and so little in Campaign 2.  Part of that’s probably due to the fact that tieflings, half-orcs, and humans all tend towards a similar life expectancy give or take a couple of decades, and part of it’s the fact that the M9 are barely capable of thinking about next week at this point, let alone old age, but I think part of it is the fact that Caduceus (likely to outlive the rest of the party by a century or four, if he makes it through the next couple of years) is both utterly blase about death, and completely disconnected from, y’know, any practical sense of the passage of time.

Which means I keep coming back to the mental image of Keyleth far in the future, once even Pike and Scanlan are gone, visiting the Blooming Grove on Druid Business.  And sitting down to tea with a very pleasant, somewhat absent firbolg, who’s happy to talk about his dear friends he adventured with and loved very well once upon a time that might’ve been last week or a couple hundred years ago, whichever.

“This is the Jester we’re drinking now.  Sweet, of course, but surprisingly bitter if you overbrew it.  We’ve got some Beau that’s just dried out and ready for tea if you want something that brews up a little stronger, or the Caleb’s got a nice delicate sort of zing to it.”

It takes at least another half a cup of Caduceus talking about different tea blends before Keyleth figures out he didn’t just name his teas after his old adventuring party, he literally grew the plants on their corpses and somehow thinks that this is entirely normal and fine.

GUYS I ONLY HAVE 3 EPISODES OF CR2 LEFT WHAT AM I GOING TO DO <- (is going to watch campaign 1)

EDIT: now I’m on the last one 😭

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I took this as an excuse to draw five funny little guys that have taken over my brain, but what I ended up with is a funny sliding gradient for the types of characters I like.

thinking of caduceus clay. he’s so silly gods I love him sm what a guy. what a silly pink haired man <3

Okay I lied In A Week Is a little bit Caduceus coded but that’s just because death and decay is like. his whole thing yk

Me explaining how Widojest is literally so Hozier coded like. Name one song that doesn’t fit at least one of them. I’ll wait. (Don’t actually do that I’m sure there is one but I’m insane so just let me live my little delusional life 😔)

“Have you guys heard of the Traveller?”

4/8/20– A doodle of everyone’s favorite trickster Cleric, Jester Genevieve Lavorre!

I honestly thought she was going to be my favorite character when I first started watching critical role because everyone loved her— alas, then the dirt wizard showed up and my heart was stolen. Jester is still in the top 2 though! She’s the perfect mix of vulgar, cute, and violent— no wonder everyone is in love with her.

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I’ve been listening to Critical Role (Campaign 2) again for the first time in a hot minute and I’m even more certain that Caduceus and Snufkin would be friends like holy shit or at the very least tea drinking buddies I need that in my life so desperately holy wow

With the M9 being so close together to the point that jester reading smut out loud is like talking about the weather. (Slight nsfw ahead)

Do they go to sex shops together? How many times have they just fucked with some poor shop keep by being like.

“Oh yeah we’re all together, we each have two hands’’

“And one mouth”

“And one mouth”

Like I can see them all just happily going around a sex shop together, with Jester enjoying looking at all the dongs for ‘inspiration’ and everyone taste testing lubes like it’s fine wine, messing around with some stuff and one of them just being like.

“Well shit I’ve just learned something new about myself”

Veth, Jester and Beau giving Essek suggestions on toys and stuff for Caleb and he’s like.

“You know way to much about eachother”

With jester piping up.

“Yea and we’ve only seen him naked like twice!”

nott the brave

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