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Hey Hori! Hope your day is going well. Have a kind of funny idea I want to share: The Horsemen are dealing with a particularly mischievous group of Faeries (think Puck from Gargoyles), and the Faeries doing a bit of what they do, decide to make a deal with the Horsemen, to get them to go away and stop doing what they're doing. Through some mind-boggling use of words, Fury is accidentally given as a bride to the leader of these faeries and her brothers have to figure out a way to change the deal.

Between the brutal brawl of horsemen and fae, the overall amount of destruction, the large amounts of food wasted and thrown EVERYWHERE, the only thing Fury is sad about is the destruction of the wedding dress.

She has no interest in marriage...but she did find the dress very pretty. A real waste.

Dumb Horse Headcanons

Ruin: Cranky, wants to fight 28/7, likes sugar, likes to wrestle War, must keep Despair from walking into walls

Mayhem: playful, likes prancing, ready to destroy, gotta go F A S T, needs attention or he will die

Rampage: sleepy, likes snuggles, likes playing with Mayhem, snacks, mother I need pets

Despair: no thoughts, head empty, big dumb, falls over, has to be led around by the other horses or Death, forgets food is a thing

Hey Hori! Hope your day is going well!

Here's something funny to imagine: The Horsemen get couple days off, or something like that, so Strife decides to get them tickets to a concert with a line-up people have only dreamed of. What would you say is the Horsemen's reactions to seeing this guy up on stage with the rest of Slipknot?

Death: Humanity certainly has….’taste’

Strife: Pffft, that guy pulls off the “hard metal reaper” look better then you, old man.

War: What I don’t understand is why this is considered music? What is the purpose of this screaming, if not for a cry to arms?

Fury: Not everyone understands art, little brother.