Four Horses Of The Apocalypse - Tumblr Posts

Dumb Horse Headcanons

Ruin: Cranky, wants to fight 28/7, likes sugar, likes to wrestle War, must keep Despair from walking into walls

Mayhem: playful, likes prancing, ready to destroy, gotta go F A S T, needs attention or he will die

Rampage: sleepy, likes snuggles, likes playing with Mayhem, snacks, mother I need pets

Despair: no thoughts, head empty, big dumb, falls over, has to be led around by the other horses or Death, forgets food is a thing

Had I known the “New Pact” would be so exciting, I would have let War separate my head from my neck then and there.

Is it possible to die of boredom?