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Hermes: are ya winning grandson?

Odysseus: she's my everything my Penelopeeeeeee!!!

Circe: I pity him

Hermes: You know he killed so many Troyans

Circe points at *him*: Yeah....Ha.....tell me that again!

Hermes: Ody I tell you to sleep with her

Ody and Circe: WHAT????!!!

Circe: Uhm... (looking more closely) for a greasy Nobody, you do have good bone structure

Nymphs: and a symetrical face, if we took a cleaver down the middle of your face, We'll have same portions!.

Circe: and you know, you know, you know this could be beautiful... (getting closer to Ody)

Hermes: Shut Up Heather Circe (pulls away traumatized Ody)

Circe: fine...

*The crew returns to normal*

Odysseus fully awake: We're up, and off and away we go!. Bye! Thanks for the info!

Nymphs: is that man fine, mistress?

Circe: I don't know. He said he ate some molly and now he has been sitting there without blinking for three hours.

Odysseus: begonewiiiitchh

Nymphs: will you turn him?

Circe: I've never eaten a pig intoxicated like this, it might be dangerous. Call Hermes to take him away.

Nymphs: where... where do we find him?

Circe: you're right, it's useless. I'll turn his crew back into men so they'll take him.