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Menelaus: *raises hand*

Helen: Not you sweetie, I know you do it perfectly :D

Menelaus: awhhhhh, *happy seal noises*

Odysseus: Macarena, a e! *Dancing with Penelope*

Ody goes to the table and with a smile changes the music to "Bailar Pegados" ( Dancing together)

Odysseus in fluent Spanish: bailar pegados es bailar (dancing together is dancing)...

Penelope in broken Spanish: igual que baila el mar...(dancing like the sea)

Smoochs, hugs and the sorts, while crying their eyes out!

Odysseus only knows how to dance with Penelope only, he goes from poor dancer to Dance master with her cause she is a great dancer!

Helen: Do any of you know how to slow dance? Odysseus: *raises his hand* Helen: And I mean something other than doing the Macarena at half-speed. Odysseus: *puts his hand back down*

Hermes: are ya winning grandson?

Odysseus: she's my everything my Penelopeeeeeee!!!

Circe: I pity him

Hermes: You know he killed so many Troyans

Circe points at *him*: Yeah....Ha.....tell me that again!

Hermes: Ody I tell you to sleep with her

Ody and Circe: WHAT????!!!

Circe: Uhm... (looking more closely) for a greasy Nobody, you do have good bone structure

Nymphs: and a symetrical face, if we took a cleaver down the middle of your face, We'll have same portions!.

Circe: and you know, you know, you know this could be beautiful... (getting closer to Ody)

Hermes: Shut Up Heather Circe (pulls away traumatized Ody)

Circe: fine...

*The crew returns to normal*

Odysseus fully awake: We're up, and off and away we go!. Bye! Thanks for the info!

Nymphs: is that man fine, mistress?

Circe: I don't know. He said he ate some molly and now he has been sitting there without blinking for three hours.

Odysseus: begonewiiiitchh

Nymphs: will you turn him?

Circe: I've never eaten a pig intoxicated like this, it might be dangerous. Call Hermes to take him away.

Nymphs: where... where do we find him?

Circe: you're right, it's useless. I'll turn his crew back into men so they'll take him.