Hermes: Are Ya Winning Grandson?

Hermes: are ya winning grandson?

Odysseus: she's my everything my Penelopeeeeeee!!!

Circe: I pity him

Hermes: You know he killed so many Troyans

Circe points at *him*: Yeah....Ha.....tell me that again!

Hermes: Ody I tell you to sleep with her

Ody and Circe: WHAT????!!!

Circe: Uhm... (looking more closely) for a greasy Nobody, you do have good bone structure

Nymphs: and a symetrical face, if we took a cleaver down the middle of your face, We'll have same portions!.

Circe: and you know, you know, you know this could be beautiful... (getting closer to Ody)

Hermes: Shut Up Heather Circe (pulls away traumatized Ody)

Circe: fine...

*The crew returns to normal*

Odysseus fully awake: We're up, and off and away we go!. Bye! Thanks for the info!

Nymphs: is that man fine, mistress?

Circe: I don't know. He said he ate some molly and now he has been sitting there without blinking for three hours.

Odysseus: begonewiiiitchh

Nymphs: will you turn him?

Circe: I've never eaten a pig intoxicated like this, it might be dangerous. Call Hermes to take him away.

Nymphs: where... where do we find him?

Circe: you're right, it's useless. I'll turn his crew back into men so they'll take him.

Diomedes: You tried to stab me.

Odysseus: OVER THE PALLADIUM! That's how important you're to me.

Athena: Interesting, let the man talk.

Diomedes: He's playing with your pride, Athena. Don't listen to him.

Athena: Be more lenient. You know he has problems.

Diomedes: He has- I've been nothing but obedient to you but "he has problems"! Your favor, that's what he has.

Athena: I have no favorites. I let you hurt two gods.

Diomedes: You commanded me to hurt two gods.

Athena: How would you like to hurt Aphrodite again?

Diomedes: No, I want Odysseus punished.

Athena: Fine. You get to your home safe. And you get home after ten horrible years.

Diomedes: Deal.

Odysseus: No deal. I want to see my wife!

Athena: No, do not look at me with those eyes. You've been nasty out there.

Odysseus: I'm not nasty, I'm family driven.

Diomedes: *sighing* goddess, you're smiling.

Athena: He's adorable!

Last post before bed

Athena is Odysseus divine sugar mama

Good night!

Also talking about sugar..........a good culinary abherration from Murcia (Spain)

Toast with butter and sugar and a good glass of milk for dinner, I don't apologize I have a craving. Healthy dinner who?

I will help you in the fight! ATTACKK!!!

My horse boi and cinammom roll of a father T T

GOOD LUCK WITH THE MATCH!

you know What’s really sad? Hector of Troy will never be king. Hector, break of horses, Hector the Just, crown prince and heir, Hector, who loved his family more than his life, Hector, who dreamed of his son becoming greater than he, a thing very few heroes wished for, Hector, fairer than any of the Greeks, Hector. Hector will never be king, and his son will never become greater than he, and his wife cannot live a life of comfortability.

Please stop hiving headcanons, THEY are so cute!!!!!! Also love the sass of Penelope, don't you thin you're going to get alive from my house.

Sneeze of death, my beloved.

As Penelope said this, Telemachus gave a mighty sneeze—it echoed through the house. Penelope laughed and quickly spoke some winged words to Eumaeus: “Call the stranger. Bring him here before me. Did you not see my son sneezing at everything I said? The complete destruction of the suitors will not go unfulfilled—for all of them— not one will flee his fatal destiny.

(Book 17, Johnston)

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