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if this post reaches 100k notes by Halloween I will read Homestuck

I hope everyone worked hard on having weirder fetishes today

gay capitalism

(the reblog that inspired this)

:))

it's criminal that king Arthur calling Sir Lancelot, "[his] Lanceslut." isn't a popular fanfiction trope.

fanfic writers I need you to write a King Arthur x Sir Lancelot fanfiction where King Arthur Calls calls the latter Lanceslut.

it can be based on the original legends or it can be a King Arthur AU idc as long as it has the word 'Lanceslut.'

first one at the bay gar gets to fuck me

Hello, as some of you know, I recently lost my job due to workplace transphobia after trying to advocate for gendernuetrual bathrooms. After getting fired, I used all of my savings to pay a couple of months of rent at once, that way I wouldn't have to worry about getting evicted while looking for a job. I still have one month to find a job before I need to pay rent again, and I'm fairly confident in my ability to do this.

HOWEVER, my son (who is a cat and not a human baby child) is running low on food and unlike me, he is unable to get free food from the food bank. I have negative $50 in my bank account and two overdrawn credit cards.

Here is a photo of my beautiful, darling baby boy. His name is Sailor and he is my ESA animal. He is two years old, very handsome, well-behaved, and enjoys the simple things in life like: Playing fetch, staring out the window, standing on my face at 2am and meowing, and of course - having a little snacc.

If you would like to donate to his food fund, you can do that on cash.app.

A normal-sized bag of his food costs $42, but they also sell small bags of it for $22

I made a biblically accurate pumpkin.

reblog if you agree

I get that being frozen for 100 years is a tough thing to go through but honestly Aang should have used it for comedy more

I refuse to watch hentai unless they wear a condom. Because I’m a responsible adult.

🙏 someone gets Ron desantis

if this gets 100 notes,

i'll start working on my personal story, that i hope to get published in the future more

you know, if you're autistic, it's likely that you can't rely on your own hunger impulse to tell you when you need to eat, so you'll probably want to eat more than you intuitively feel like you should in order to be properly nourished. (scheming, self interested, rubbing my paws together hunched over like a cartoon villain)