Shhh, Just Calm Down Buddy. Dont Worry Ive Got You. Im Sorry It Has To End This Way, But At Least Were

Shhh, just calm down buddy. Don’t worry I’ve got you. I’m sorry it has to end this way, but at least we’re together now.

Hey don’t be like that, I warned you what could happen if I got drunk and you took the risk anyways.

Nah bro, I told you I don’t even remember doing it. I just kinda woke up with a headache and you in there.

Yeah, I mean I guess regardless of what happened last night I could let you out now, but isn’t there some degree of fate that led you in there? I know it was an accident, but maybe this is where you’re meant to be.

You’re in there already anyways, might as well be a good sport about it. C’mon, relax for old time sake.

Look at all those calories! Some might be intimidated by a guy like this, but if he’s not a pred, what’s the danger? Sure it’s a long shot, but that reward; simply mouthwatering. Imagine feeling all of that sliding up your ass, the pleasure alone would be worth it, but with all that meat, he’ll tide me over for a month or more! What’s the risk? Worst happens is he gets away, no different than if I never tried at all. Almost hoping he does weasel out so I could use him as a human dildo over again, but ultimately the calories places that plan firmly in the “Plan B” category.

You go through many prey in a week

Not really. A lot of folks don’t seem to realize how big men really are, so it takes a little while to digest them. Though the actual count is impacted by specific prey body composition and how much I exercise and a million and a half other variables, there is a general rule of thumb we can use. 1lb of non-water weight is about 650 calories. I’m decently active, so I usually burn an average of 2500 calories per day. So if an average man I eat is 160 lbs, that’s 64 lbs non-water weight, 41,600 calories to burn, taking 17 days to fully digest. So with that figure, I consume 22 guys per year on average. Not that many of you’re looking Year to Year, but that’s still a lot of guys when you think that each one of them had a name, family, friends, a unique story and a future, only to serve as my food.

What do you mean, you don’t know how you feel about this? Look at him! He’s practically begging for you to eat him. You think he started boiling himself for himself? It’s for you, sweat enhances the flavor, but if you want to pass up the finest — fine. This is for the best anyways; to tell the truth I started making my own plans for him.

When they said you could try anything on before purchase, I don’t think they were talking about their store associates.

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