Shhh, Just Calm Down Buddy. Dont Worry Ive Got You. Im Sorry It Has To End This Way, But At Least Were

Shhh, just calm down buddy. Don’t worry I’ve got you. I’m sorry it has to end this way, but at least we’re together now.

Hey don’t be like that, I warned you what could happen if I got drunk and you took the risk anyways.

Nah bro, I told you I don’t even remember doing it. I just kinda woke up with a headache and you in there.

Yeah, I mean I guess regardless of what happened last night I could let you out now, but isn’t there some degree of fate that led you in there? I know it was an accident, but maybe this is where you’re meant to be.

You’re in there already anyways, might as well be a good sport about it. C’mon, relax for old time sake.

When they said you could try anything on before purchase, I don’t think they were talking about their store associates.

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You know what? Fine. Go ahead. I don’t even care anymore. You’ve been pestering me about this so much for so long that now I can’t even take a shit without you trying to convince me to let you take me. It’s exhausting. I guess you win. You happy now? You happy this is how this relationship ends? I only stuck with you for so long because I knew you’d eat me if I broke up with you, but now I don’t even know that you’ll wait for that. So c’mon. Gobble me up like the monster you are. If I’m nothing but food to you, treat me like food, just get it over with. Right here, right now!

He hadn’t even finished pulling up his pants from devouring the last guy, but the handsome stranger across the way caught his attention. He knew this was crazy, how could he already be hungry with his last meal being a free man just 5 minutes prior. He didn’t care about the calories, he just needed a taste, but men seldom enjoy being tasted, so he might as well finish him off. Would he even fit? He’d never had two at the same time, but maybe this could be a chance to try. One up the ass, the other down the throat, it’s like a whole different experience. Who knows maybe this guy will be an easy target; who expects a man to be hunting again that quickly anyways.

Who says you can’t play with your food!? Especially when it’s such a juicy blue-eyed hunk of meat. Sometimes I wish I could keep guys like this around, but you can’t have your hunk and eat him too and one of those proves far more rewarding. Just because I’m gonna enjoy him more inside doesn’t mean I won’t take my take while he’s outside. Besides, I getting him down is gonna be a challenge; gotta plan out my attack carefully, though I have no reason to believe he’s a predator, a guy like that could easily turn the tables if I slip up. To be honest, though not ideal, there’s worse things that can happen, I guess.

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