Duskwood Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts
Mc: Jake? It's 4 am, why are you baking a cake? And what's with the party decorations and sweets?
Jake: I'm celebrating the death of my sleep schedule and sanity, want a cookie?
Jake: People tell me I'm like a cat sometimes. Hard to read and Emotionally unavailable.
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.4
Mc: I told Jake his ears flush when he lies.
Lilly: Why?
Mc: Look.
Mc: Hey, Jake! Do you love us?
Jake, covering his ears: No.
Lilly:
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.5
~♡~ Valentine's Day Edition ~♡~
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Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?
Jake: Just because I'm with Mc doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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Hannah: Why are Mc and Jake sitting with their backs to each other?
Lilly: They had a fight.
Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?
Lilly: They get sad when they fight.
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Mc, pointing: May I sit there?
Jake: That's my lap.
Mc: That doesn't answer my question, Jake.
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Mc: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!
Jake: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!
Mc: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!
Jake: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!
Mc: I'M BEAUTIFUL!
Jake: Damn right you're love.
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What Jake says: Are you being done holding a grudge?
What Jake means: I'm sorry. I just want to hug you from behind and bury my face in your neck. I want to get tangled up on the couch and kiss you and play with your hair and fall asleep next to you.
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Texting with Jake
Mc: I wanna sleep with you.
Mc: But like in the innocent way.
Mc: ...
Mc: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!
Jake: Damn girl, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.
Mc: <3
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Texting with Jake
Jake: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world.
Mc: Source?
Jake: Me. ;)
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Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.6
Mc, banging on the door: Jake! Open up!
Jake: Well, it all started when I was a kid...
Cleo: No, she meant–
Jessy: Let him finish.
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.7
Mc, about Jake: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Jessy: Are we stealing them?
Dan: New or used?
Mc: Wonderful responses, both of you.
Duswkood Incorrect Quotes pt.8
Richy: Is stabbing someone immoral?
Mc: Not if they consent to it.
Jake: Depends who you're stabbing.
Jessy: YES?!?
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.9
Jessy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.
Mc: Wasn't Dan with you?
Dan: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.10
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Hawkins please come to the front desk?
Phil, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: *points to Jessy and Mc*
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Jessy and Mc simultaneously: We got lost :)
Phil: I didn't even bring you guys here with me–
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.11
Mc: You know those things will kill you, right?
Dan, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Phil, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Jessy: *nods while eating a raw cookie dough*
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.12
Mc: *gently taps table*
Jake: *taps back*
Lilly: What are they doing?
Dan: Morse code.
Mc: *aggressively taps table*
Jake: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK–
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.13
Jake: Are you sure?
Mc: Yesn't.
Jake:
Jake: That's not even a word.
Mc: It is.
Jake: No–
Mc: IT IS!
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.14
The group when someone asks 'Can I copy your homework?':
Cleo: I can help you with it!
Jessy: Yeah, sure.
Dan: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Phil: Lol nope.
Thomas: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Jake: *Read 5:55pm*
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.15
Hannah: Thomas and I are having a baby.
Jake: That's gre–
Hannah, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.16
Mc: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night!
Jessy: You were flirting with Jake.
Mc: So what? He's my boyfriend.
Jessy: You asked him if he's single.
Mc:
Jessy: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.17
Cleo: I think we're missing something.
Thomas: Teamwork?
Jessy: Cohesion?
Dan: A general sense of what we're doing?
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.18
Mc: I turned out perfectly fine!
Jake: Mc, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.
Mc: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.19
Phil: Violence isn't the answer.
Jessy: You're right.
Phil: *sighs in relief*
Jessy: Violence is the question.
Phil: What?
Jessy, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Phil, running after her: NO!
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.20
Jessy: Looking left cause you don't treat me right.
Mc: Looking right because you left.
Phil: Looking up cause you let me down.
Dan: Looking down cause you fucked up.
Jake: What is wrong with you guys?
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.21
Mc: I think Dan was right.
Jake: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so'.
Jessy: He wouldn't do that.
Dan: You're right, Jessy. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Dan: *turns around, so the shirt he's wearing says 'Dan Told You So' on the back*