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Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans

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Donnie: i went through an entire character arc during quarantine Donnie: i became more evil if you’re curious Raph: We're still in quarantine, don't worry, there's time for a redemption arc still! Donnie: i’m going to get worse on purpose

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Splinter, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him Draxum: You did WHAT– Mikey: William Snakepeare

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Warren, tending to Hypno's wounds: How would you rate your pain? Hypno: Zero stars. Would NOT recommend.

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Repo: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground. Leo: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

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Big Mama: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

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April: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Cassandra: You mean literally or figuratively? April: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify...

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Huginn: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though. Muninn: You need to stop.

Incorrect Quotes Generator Shenanigans: Part 2

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Raph: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running? Leo: Oh, I’m always running Leo: The question is from what

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Splinter: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them

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Warren: *holding a bottle* Is this whiskey or perfume? April: *chugs entire bottle* April: It’s perfume.

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Donnie: If I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party ever and you’re all invited Huginn: If? Muninn: Great, the only party I’ve ever been invited to and they might not even die.

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Mikey: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

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Draxum, struggling to keep upright in their 1 inch heels: Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me Big Mama, pointing at them and walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels: WEAK.

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Hypno: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming Meat Sweats: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.5

~♡~ Valentine's Day Edition ~♡~

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Lilly: Hey, Jake? Can I get some dating advice?

Jake: Just because I'm with Mc doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Hannah: Why are Mc and Jake sitting with their backs to each other?

Lilly: They had a fight.

Hannah: Then why are they holding hands?

Lilly: They get sad when they fight.

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Mc, pointing: May I sit there?

Jake: That's my lap.

Mc: That doesn't answer my question, Jake.

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Mc: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Jake: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?!

Mc: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Jake: HOW DARE YOU, JAKE?!

Mc: I'M BEAUTIFUL!

Jake: Damn right you're love.

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What Jake says: Are you being done holding a grudge?

What Jake means: I'm sorry. I just want to hug you from behind and bury my face in your neck. I want to get tangled up on the couch and kiss you and play with your hair and fall asleep next to you.

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Texting with Jake

Mc: I wanna sleep with you.

Mc: But like in the innocent way.

Mc: ...

Mc: Get your bitch ass over here and cuddle with me you little shit!

Jake: Damn girl, calm down, I'm putting my shoes on.

Mc: <3

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Texting with Jake

Jake: The studies show that you are the most amazing person in the world.

Mc: Source?

Jake: Me. ;)

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Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.6

Mc, banging on the door: Jake! Open up!

Jake: Well, it all started when I was a kid...

Cleo: No, she meant–

Jessy: Let him finish.

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.7

Mc, about Jake: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.

Jessy: Are we stealing them?

Dan: New or used?

Mc: Wonderful responses, both of you.

Duswkood Incorrect Quotes pt.8

Richy: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Mc: Not if they consent to it.

Jake: Depends who you're stabbing.

Jessy: YES?!?

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.9

Jessy: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Mc: Wasn't Dan with you?

Dan: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.10

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Hawkins please come to the front desk?

Phil, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Jessy and Mc*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Jessy and Mc simultaneously: We got lost :)

Phil: I didn't even bring you guys here with me–

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.11

Mc: You know those things will kill you, right?

Dan, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Phil, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Jessy: *nods while eating a raw cookie dough*

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.14

The group when someone asks 'Can I copy your homework?':

Cleo: I can help you with it!

Jessy: Yeah, sure.

Dan: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Phil: Lol nope.

Thomas: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!

Jake: *Read 5:55pm*

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.15

Hannah: Thomas and I are having a baby.

Jake: That's gre–

Hannah, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.16

Mc: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night!

Jessy: You were flirting with Jake.

Mc: So what? He's my boyfriend.

Jessy: You asked him if he's single.

Mc:

Jessy: And then you cried when he said he wasn't.

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.17

Cleo: I think we're missing something.

Thomas: Teamwork?

Jessy: Cohesion?

Dan: A general sense of what we're doing?

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.18

Mc: I turned out perfectly fine!

Jake: Mc, this morning you thought a ghost made your toast.

Mc: I DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN! YOU DIDN'T PUT THE BREAD IN!!!

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.19

Phil: Violence isn't the answer.

Jessy: You're right.

Phil: *sighs in relief*

Jessy: Violence is the question.

Phil: What?

Jessy, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Phil, running after her: NO!

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.20

Jessy: Looking left cause you don't treat me right.

Mc: Looking right because you left.

Phil: Looking up cause you let me down.

Dan: Looking down cause you fucked up.

Jake: What is wrong with you guys?

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.21

Mc: I think Dan was right.

Jake: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so'.

Jessy: He wouldn't do that.

Dan: You're right, Jessy. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.

Dan: *turns around, so the shirt he's wearing says 'Dan Told You So' on the back*

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.22

Dan: How did none of you hear what I just said?

Thomas: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Cleo: I got distracted about halfway trough.

Mc: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.23

Mc: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Jessy: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Richy: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.

Dan: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Jake: What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt. 24

Jessy: Hewwo.

Cleo: Hihiiiii!

Lilly: Greetings, Humans.

Mc: Three kind of people.

Dan: I want whiskey.

Mc: Four kind of people.

Phil: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?

Mc: Five kind of people.