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Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.11
Mc: You know those things will kill you, right?
Dan, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.
Phil, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.
Jessy: *nods while eating a raw cookie dough*
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.12
Mc: *gently taps table*
Jake: *taps back*
Lilly: What are they doing?
Dan: Morse code.
Mc: *aggressively taps table*
Jake: *slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK–
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.14
The group when someone asks 'Can I copy your homework?':
Cleo: I can help you with it!
Jessy: Yeah, sure.
Dan: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
Phil: Lol nope.
Thomas: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Jake: *Read 5:55pm*
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.17
Cleo: I think we're missing something.
Thomas: Teamwork?
Jessy: Cohesion?
Dan: A general sense of what we're doing?
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.20
Jessy: Looking left cause you don't treat me right.
Mc: Looking right because you left.
Phil: Looking up cause you let me down.
Dan: Looking down cause you fucked up.
Jake: What is wrong with you guys?
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.21
Mc: I think Dan was right.
Jake: I'm surprised he hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so'.
Jessy: He wouldn't do that.
Dan: You're right, Jessy. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Dan: *turns around, so the shirt he's wearing says 'Dan Told You So' on the back*
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.22
Dan: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Thomas: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Cleo: I got distracted about halfway trough.
Mc: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.23
Mc: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Jessy: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Richy: Meet me in the Denny's parking lot for a wizard duel.
Dan: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
Jake: What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt. 24
Jessy: Hewwo.
Cleo: Hihiiiii!
Lilly: Greetings, Humans.
Mc: Three kind of people.
Dan: I want whiskey.
Mc: Four kind of people.
Phil: WHAT'S UP FUCKERS?
Mc: Five kind of people.
Duskwood Incorrect Quotes pt.25
Hannah: I currently have seven empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Dan: Put spaghetti in it.
Hannah: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Jessy: Put spaghetti in it.
Hannah: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Richy: Put spaghetti in it.
Hannah: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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