Egad Brain - Tumblr Posts

and we're coming to you live from the abyss where, it's official, the gay mice have driven me insane

my fingies: gee brain, whaddya wanna do with those blokes you like?

my brain: the same thing we do with every male character I like, fingies. write them into a Rosemary's Baby/Gabrielle's Hope mpreg plot!

mfw I find myself writing a scene in which Pinky is gleefully chugging a thimble of goat's blood because he's pregnant with a demon (who will grow up to look and act like Dark Pinky and probably try to seduce Brain while impersonating Pinky) due to one of Brain's world domination schemes while Brain watches in horror and fascination

how many times will I inflict this Gabrielle's Hope-ass plot on a male character I like