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Sometimes I feel like an elephant pissing in a porcelain sink.

mfw I find myself writing a scene in which Pinky is gleefully chugging a thimble of goat's blood because he's pregnant with a demon (who will grow up to look and act like Dark Pinky and probably try to seduce Brain while impersonating Pinky) due to one of Brain's world domination schemes while Brain watches in horror and fascination

how many times will I inflict this Gabrielle's Hope-ass plot on a male character I like

Anyone else ever think about shipping a grown-up Dumbo with a grown-up Hathi Junior?

Like, maybe Dumbo and his mom make it back to India after being freed from the circus. Dumbo, being a male elephant, leaves the herd when he grows up and joins a bachelor herd, where he meets Colonel Hathi and his son Hathi Jr.

Time travel might be required for this to work, but they're Disney characters, so just chalk it up to magic.