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When Hermes told sausage and joel that they were bad parents I found it hilarious but I have made it my goal to turn it into angst here’s what I came up with
So Hermes became a teenager in a split second and was immediately overwhelmed with new strong hormone fueled emotions
He yells at his father’s and tells them that they are terrible parents
after he’s finished blowing up at them he fly’s off to cool down but when he finally returns his parents are gone and then don’t ever return
the last thing Hermes ever told his parents is that they were horrible and he hated them
And unlike us he has no clue why
Empires 2 smp Tarot
Using information from the site Labyrinthos I chose the appropriate tarot in my opinion
The Devil- As this tarot’s thing is materialism and playfulness I see no better individual then the king of the underground Fwhip
The Lovers- Don’t know if their going to do another wedding thing this season but this card will always belong to Ldshadowlady and Smallishbeans when applicable
The Fool- Because this tarot’s thing is innocence and new beginnings I’m giving it Shubble as her character is looking for a fresh start
The Sun- I think I would be speaking blasphemy if I didn’t give it to sun princess Gem
The Hermit- I’m giving it to False because I think its funny and ironic
Justice- I think it would be a metaphorical crime if I didn’t give it to The Sherif
The Emperor- Part of this tarot’s thing is authority so I think this should go to Smallishbeans as he is playing a thing with the most authority a god
The Empress- Part of this tarot’s thing is nature and considering LDshadowlady is making an animal kingdom
The World- I’m giving the world to Pixlriffs as part of the world’s thing is completion and as the archeologist and dungeon master- question mark- is trying to complete the world through by understanding the past
The Tower- Part of this tarot’s thing is sudden upheaval and broken pride so I’m giving it to Joey because the lost of his pirate ship seems like a sudden of upheaval of his character’s life
The star- part of this tarot’s thing is hope faith and rejuvenation so I’m giving it to Katherine because she is trying to restore her lost kingdom and it fits her character
Strength- Part of this tarot’s thing is bravery and compassion so I’m giving it to Sausage as despite his dark past he chooses to be compassionate and brave
The Magician- part of this tarot’s thing is creativity so I’m giving it Smajor
Edit: Forgot Smajor and Sausage
The sun princess vs a puny god
So hear me out...
Picture this Smallishbeans is minding his own buisness when he notices gem on a mountain t-posing which he is confused and unnerved by, then you hear it, one winged angel starts playing as the sun comes up and Gem casts a really large shadow over Smallishbeans.
I don’t know why but this thought is hilarious
Shelby’s spells
So this is a sort of bridge headcannon between Afterlife and Empires. So hear me out I know according to her Shelby is a failure of a witch but I like the idea of her having spells that correlate with the ten lives she had in afterlife that she came up with or learned on her own. So hear me out again...
Shadrum crowl (1st life as the shadow crawler)- Shelby decided to go deep into the mangrove swamp for some reason. She went so deep into the swamp that not even day light could pierce the trees. She was scared, alone (obvi) and was almost about to cry, but she stood brave and decided to take control of the situation. So she raised her wand and uttered the word shadrum crowl for some reason and the trees parted letting the sun through a little bit. With more training Shelby learned to harness the shadows into instantaneous movement and even claws (a reference to her third life as the feline and a sort of reference to a personal headcannon about the shadow crawler origin)
Diesum (4th life opossum)- This spell is actually a sort of a misfire, that kills Shelby for a few minutes, but bring her back.
Wyver pyro (5th life as the Wyverian)- Even though she was afraid of the dragon, she was asked by Fwhip to study why its missing, so she did eventually finding some dragon breath which she combined with one of her potion and she drank it, which caused to now be able to cast green fireballs that can poison.
Mushroom magic (6th life as a truffle and Shrub)- This is a spell she feels like she innately had for some reason whenever she encounter mushrooms, an increase in strength and speed and even the mushroom coming to save her.
phantomis (9th life as the phantom)- A basic yet tiring intangibility spell that she learned to go through walls
Shulku defense (final life as shulker)- even more then the mushroom magic this spells gives her great defense.
For those reading this you may have noticed that I excluded her 2nd and 8th life the birb, well she probably going to get elytra eventually so I don’t have a good story for a flight spell. As for her 7th life as a wolf I don’t have any idea what that could do other then tapping into the wolf spirit that was connected to Ms. Berry.
Empire chronicler: Pixlriff
I got bored one day and decided to do this, because even though pix is basically chronicling the world of empires who chronicles the chronicler. So this is a sort of rough draft or something that I might not continue
Pixlriff
Out of universe Pix has decided to take the role of sort of dungeon master meanwhile in universe he decided to play the role of archeologist.
He began his first archaeological mission by unearthing The Machine an unknown device. His next archaeological mission was the unearthing of a villa. It will take sometime for the villa to be unearthed but one thing that pix learned was one of the primary export of the empire the villa was possibly connected was frog light
Graceffa grandfleet
So context for this headcannon, Joey’s cove- The forgotten cove is what he is calling it now- reminded me of Great Iguana from Assassin Creed 4 and context non AC4 fans is that Great Iguana was something of a base of operations for the main protagonist (Might be wrong but that’s how I saw). So I imagine the Eversea becoming something of a privateers paradise of sort. Which leads me to the main point of this post the eight pirate captains (based on his lives in afterlife) that swear fealty to Graceffa and also have for lack of a better words a bone to pick with the Skeletrons.
Shulk Beard captain of the End Pirates- A captain who lacks two things a shirt and confidence, but has a rock hard hide. While I say pirate the End Pirates were protectors of the various end cities until the Skeletrons attacked them and wanting revenge followed the skeletrons back to the overworld where they found as proverbial fish out water and struggled on the overworld seas. The only reason they are still around is due to thanks of Graceffa’s old crew. They soon sworn fealty to the Graceffa pirate and when they learned of the fate of the crew rushed to find Joe
Captain Inchie of the fae pirate- One of the more volatile but loyal, Captain Inchie and his small (ha) band of pirates are a sturdy crew. Some say that Inchie was a prince of an unknown fairy kingdom, and the reason he’s on the sea is to retrieve his people’s lost wings from the skeletrons, but this has never been confirmed. What is known is that the old Grceffa crew saved the small band from drowning and freezing to death. And although incredibly rude the small pirate swore a level fealty
Captain Skulk of the underground crew- Honestly there is not much known about this one. He just appeared one and has met with much misfortune that the old Graceffa crew saved him. Honestly he should of just joined
Red Jo- unrelated to pirate Joe -captain of the cute pirate- One of the morally questionable priveteers on the fleet and incredibly bad at science. Red Jo says the skeletrons took his wife and child, but most if not all can agree that is he is actually crazy
Axel ling captain of the Freaky fish pirates- One of the most dangerous pirates under the sea, the Freaky dish pirates came into conflict with the old Graceffa crew once. The battle they had was bloody with both side being greatly injured, but on that day they grew respect for each other and would come to one another's aid.
Knucker the lord of toxin of the draconian legion- No one knows where the draconian legion came from, but when they did everyone stayed cleared. One theory on why they stalk the seas is because the skeletrons stole a golden egg from Knucker. Why this egg is important is unknown, but you don’t steal from dragons without repercussions and the skeletron crew gives then a wide birth.
Leon of the Gecko pirates- Less pirates more band of thieves if thats any different. Leon and his crew are lizard people that want all the things the skeletron’s stole for themselves so once they heard of the fate of the old Graceffa crew they knew if they hyped up Joe and his allies they could sneak in and steal from the skeletrons
Grim Joke- Now you think a man like Grim Joke would get along with the Skeletrons, but nope he hates them so kind of made sense he team up with Joe.
So hear me, the Joel we see is short because that’s not the god lore that’s just the form he takes to appear to mortals because what we see is an earthly avatar control by said god. So when Joel says he eleven feet tall he is lying, but at the same he’s not
The war of Pirate and God
Pirate Joe invaded the land of Stratos and stole the Stratos spheres. In retaliation the Tall god destroyed the Pirate’s precious ship and kidnapped his first mate- after a fierce battle- Sir Piggle. Now as the embers of war roar in the distance whose side will the other empires choose.
Shubble- The great witch of the Evermoore joins the side of the tall god for her own reasons. Supposedly an affair of the heart, but that’s neither here nor there
Solidarity- The Sheriff even though he dislikes the sea outlaw, he would join him to take the tall god down a peg.
Sausage- due to their odd union I see the leader of Sanctuary joining the side of the tall god.
Fwhip- For obvious reasons the leader of the Goblands would be joining the rank of Pirate Joe.
Gem- Due to having alliances with The Sheriff of Tumble Town as well as the ruler of Sanctuary the princess of Dawn would be a neutral party and not join either side, but would support Pirate Joe as the tall god tried to steal her export once
LDcatlady- She would probably join the tall god, for what reason I don’t have one. However I do see the wise Dirk joining up with Pirate Joe as a response of hearing Sir Piggle’s kidnapping and his leader siding with the man responsible.
Katherine- Not wanting to put her empire in danger the princess of Glimmer Grove would remain neutral much to the disappointment of Joe, however she would sell her skill under the cover darkness as a merc.
Smajor- Honestly he could go either way since both side aren’t necessarily right or just.
Pixlriffs- The archeologist he also remains neutral
False and the newly added orionsound would also stay out of this conflict as neutral parties, but if they’re asked they would join.
The Smallish Pantheon
Okay so hear me out, what if the reason Joel the tall god brags about being tall and hot is because the pantheon he belongs to is similar to the giant’s Odning in dnd. For non dnd fans or those dnd fans that don’t know giant lore, the Ordning is a strict cast system that just so happens to be height dependent. So who is taller then the tall in god in this pantheon. So in this pantheon Joel is not at the bottom of it he’s just third at the bottom
These gods are also based on Joel’s lives in afterlife. So in order from tallest to smallest we have
We have Joelgante the tallest god of gods
We have Joelverian the god of dragonoids
We have Joelrest who is the god of plants
We have the automaton created by Joelgante, Rojoel
We have Joelravity the god of the fundamental law of gravity
We Joelunny the suspect god of rabbits
We have Joel Blaze the god of fire
We have the twin brother- still taller then tall god Joel though- of the tall god Joel, Joelthor the god of thunder
Here’s is the place where the tall god Joel is in this order
We have the god of fae Tinker Joel
We have the god of small and ice Joel
Empires 2 smp Tarot #2
The World- I’m keeping this as Pix as part of the worlds thing is completion and as the archaeologists he is trying to understand and complete the story of the world.
The Sun- Its still Sun Princess Gem it would be blasphemy and she is one of the most positive minecrafters which is part of the sun tarot’s thing
The Star or Moon- Its still Katherine as the stars thing is hope faith and rejuvenation- Katherine is trying to restore her kingdom- however the moon’s thing is illusion which might represent her magical warrior secret identity thing.
The Devil- Part of the Devil’s thing is playfulness which is something that still fits the ruler of the Goblands fwhip
Death- The reason for this post was caused by a twitter post I saw that depicted Pix’s statue as the death tarot and it does make sense
Justice- It would still be a crime to choose anyone, but The Sherif Solidarity
The Wheel of Fortune- As part of this tarot’s thing is change I chose the Orionsound as he left afterlife and somehow came to empires
The Tower- Its still Joey, but this time in reverse he is slowly building his crew back up so the reverse meaning of the tower is resisting change
Strength- Its still Sausage as bravery and compassion is this tarot thing
The Lovers- The lovers is now Hermes as he is a sort of union between Sausage and Joel
The Hierophant- Once again in reverse now belonging to shubble as she is actively rebelling against the council of witches and rebellion is the reverse hierophant thing
The Hermit- Although originally a joke I now fully believe that it still should be False as she is looking for truth which is the Hermit’s thing
The Emperor- I’m keeping it as Smallishbeans as part of the emperors thing is authority as he playing the thing with the most authority, a god
The Empress- I’m keeping it as LDshadowlady as the tarot’s thing is nature and she is making an animal kingdom as well as being an animal herself
The Magician- Its still Smajor as part of the magician's thing is creativity and nothing else really fit him
Edit: forgot smajor
Empires 2 smp standos
This is a sort of a follow up to my tarot post, but not because with the exception of three individuals they don’t have tarot for their stands
Ruin World its user Pix. The stand manifest as a watch that can show its user a restored versions of ruins.
Destructive power- E
Speed- B
Range- A
Stamina- A
Precision- A
Developmental Potential- E
The Sun its user the princess of Dawn, Gem. The stand manifest as a feminine humanoid with butterfly wings with pyrokinetic abilities
Destructive power- C
Speed- A
Range- C
Stamina- B
Precision- C
Developmental Potential- E
Lovely Night its user the princess of Glimmergrove Katherine. Using my stand [In the space where the event is taking place] I have tried to get katherine’s stand to manifest, but have been unsuccessful all I do know is that its ability bring calamity
Destructive power- B
Speed- E
Range- B
Stamina- A
Precision- A
Developmental Potential- E
Peek-A-Boo it user Fwhip leader of the Goblands. The stand manifest as a humanoid boar man capable of digging through the earth with ease
Destructive power- B
Speed- A
Range- D
Stamina- A
Precision- C
Developmental Potential- B
Friend in me its user The Sherif of tumble town. The stand manifest as a group of tiny humanoid cats willing and able to dispense justice
Destructive power- C
Speed- A
Range- C
Stamina- C
Precision- D
Developmental Potential- C
Rough Boy its user the Orion Sound. Once upon a time this stand went by a different name, however that’s not important what is that it manifests as an axolotl man with drip, the stand can teleport and with a punch can heal you
Destructive power- C
Speed- C
Range- D
Stamina- E
Precision- B
Development Potential- D
Love Glove its user ruler of the Eversea Pirate Joe. Its odd similar to Katherine his stand is already manifest all I know is that the stand manifests as a tricorn hat and its possible for several to appear
Destructive power- C
Speed- C
Range- B
Stamina- A
Precision- C
Development Potential- E
Dysfunctional tango its user the leader of Sanctuary, Sausage. Similar Oli the stand also went by a different name and apparently a metamorphosis as apparently now its appears as an armored humanoid with a sword
Destructive power- B
Speed- A
Range- B
Stamina- D
Precision- D
Development Potential- D
The Lovers? Its odd the lovers can only manifest when in the presence of people depicted on it, but it keeps showing me an armor stand with a shulker head on it and every time I try to get it to manifest by brining the two people that were originally depicted on it together a small child with a purple streak in his hair wearing a toga tries to kill me.
Destructive power- B
Speed- A
Range- C
Stamina- A
Precision- D
Development Potential- A
Wicked its user the great witch of the Evermoore, Shelby. Her stand manifest as a black humanoid-ish frogish thing, but it doesn’t do anything, but give off a menacing aura.
Destructive power- A
Speed- B
Range- C
Stamina- C
Precision- A
Development Potential- A
Long winding road its user the dimensional traveler, False. Her stand takes the appearance of a humanoid figure in green armor and messy brown hair, what it does is a mystery to me, but its not the reason why she traveled dimensions.
Destructive power- A
Speed- D
Range- C
Stamina- B
Precision- D
Development Potential- C
Glitter and Gold its user the tall god and leader of Stratos Joel. The stand takes the appearance of a golden humanoid with the ability to change the perception of its user and others
Destructive power- C
Speed- B
Range- D
Stamina- B
Precision- A
Development Potential- E
Cat Pack its user the mayor of Critter City Lizzie. The stand takes the form of a humanish figure it able to obscure the perception of other towards its user
Destructive power-D
Speed- A
Range- A
Stamina- C
Precision- A
Development Potential- D
Rock house its user the Chromia, Scott. This is another odd stand as it manifest in two different ways one as his eye and second as a colorful skull, his eye can see magical abilities and if he wears the skull he can see stands such as my [In the space where the event is taking place]
Destructive power-C
Speed- A
Range- D
Stamina- B
Precision- A
Development Potential- E
The Witches fear
Okay so hear me out as I’m about to write something that combine some headcanon together.
Even though its unlikely for Kathrine to fall for Joe, Shelby feels like she needs to stop it by force if needed. But unfortunately even if she could take Joe down she’s wouldn’t be able to deal with Sir Piggles or heaven forbid The Graceffa grandfleet at her doorstep. That’s why she’s hear in the nether with a book written by the chronicler working under Pix, Johnathan Journal. She thought the things written in this book were a mere flight of fancy by a man’s whose job is to document the things found by Pix- considering their is a page where a vampire fights an angel how could it be any, but a flight of fancy- however after reading a few pages of men who look similar to the tall god joel she knew some of it was true.
She went to Johnathan on if any of those depicted in the book were still around. and all he said “I wrote that when I was young and thrown into a different dimension, so hear they aren’t,but I think you can summon them Great Witch.” She’s never tried summoning one of things she failed at doing when she was still at the school, but Johnathan said that even she can do it, because she wasn’t summoning a random creature to be her familiar.
Back to now, she began the summoning ritual. “Cat’s hair, blue tit feather, shulker shells and a whole bunch of mushrooms for some reason.” she placed the items in the circle she made then stood at the room’s entrance facing the circle so her shadow was in it. “Finally the chanting” She chanted the words “Shadow to Shulk” three times. Her shadow disconnected from her body as the items in the center disappeared into a black mass finally coalescing into a humanoid figure about the witches height.
“What happened” the shadowy figure asked
“I summoned you” Shelby said
She looked at her squinting her eyes a bit “Summoned, like what the chronicler did that one time” She took off her red and white polka dot. “Anyway names The Shubble, but my friends call me Shadow girl if they were still alive” She put her hat back on. “So what do you need stranger who looks like me”
“Well it’s a long story, but it boils down to me wanting you to fight a pirate and his crew” The Shelby said
“Sound easier then fighting an angel” Shadow Girl stated
“One of the pirates is a dragon and another is a really tough pig” said Shelby
She smiled as s he disappeared “Oh easier then, I’ll tell you when the deed is done”
“Please don’t kill the- and she’s gone” Shelby said. “What did I just unleash on the Eversea
...
Context for those who are reading this is important
I have headcanoned that Pirate Joe has a grandfleet made of several crews based on his lives from afterlife
Johnathan Journal is my Empiresona/oc that works under Pixlriffs as a record keeper for Pix’s finds. He was sent to world of afterlife to chronicle the lives of those who lived there. He’s also deftly afraid of theorionsound which isn’t important, but is something funny to make note of.
Shadow Girl/Shubble- I have headcanoned that despite the short coming of the shadow crawler origins in afterlife that Shadow Shubble is the second most powerful and the angel she mentioned was my headcanoned
Oh, who is he?
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