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Emperors as Faery courts lets go
Scott; winter, obviously- he is literally the eternal winter
Xornoth (yes I know he’s not an emperor I just don’t care); summer
Shubble; late-esk Spring
Katherine; Spring
Pearl; autum. and I mean freaking queen of the autumns
Joel; early summer
Jimmy; somewhere around like, late summer I think. honestly not too sure on this one but I’m sticking to late summer
Lizzie; late spring/early summer aka queen’a the seelie
Joey; early autumn that acts like a late autumn
Gem; early spring
Sausage; mid autumn
Fwhip; late autumn
Pixl; he’s got series summer vibes, but also fall vibes. but he lives in the desert so I’m going summer
(also this does have some Seelie vs. Unseelie elf brothers but honestly that’s basically canon)
yes I do like to imagine that Scott, Pearl, Katherine, and Xornoth have meetings and stuff and now I need to write some headcanons for this because it’s definitely chaotic
How I think each of the s1 and s2 Empires characters would react to seeing each other.
False is kinda terrified of Pearl, but overall thinks she's cool. Pearl wants False to be her new sparring buddy (like, the woman built a machine to murder giant hunks of metal and wears clothes she pilfered from a corpse, of course Pearl would love her). False doesnt understand that this is a statement of affection and is even more terrified.
The Scotts are just the 'Misery and CPR' meme. Elf Scott keeps talking about his demon brother and tragic backstoryTM, and the Chromia king just goes "oh yea a magic skull stole my eyeball and a wizard gave me a new one.' Eventually they start talking about their bfs and become friends ('my husband rescued me from a dungeon so I built him a cave full of his favorite things' 'nice. My boyfriend just shows up randomly and gives me wood').
The Jimmys absolutely confuse the hell out of each other. The Codfather just off-handedly talks about his traumatic past in between bouts of how awesome his sister and brother-in-law are. He's a god and totally unbothered by it, while the Sheriff keeps grumbling about God calling him a toy when he is Not A Toy. They introduce each other to the other Norman.
The Sausages just point at each other like the spiderman meme. They joke about their trauma while still smiling. They coo over Bubbles together. The protector of Sanctuary talks about Eddie and Hermes. The king of Mythland talks about his little siblings and how much he loves them; he also mentions his best friend who sounds suspiciously similar to the sunflower goddess...
The Joels HATE each other. God Joel keeps making fun of the Mad King for being short and made of clay and he just laughs his ass off, doesnt acknowledge him, and rants about how amazing his fish wife is. God Joel feels insecure and angry, the Mad King is offended because someone is ignore how AMAZING AND WONDERFUL his wife is.
The Pixls have a wonderful afternoon drinking and spilling tea. They discuss philosphy and history, they lovingly make fun of Jimmy, they compliment each other's empires.
Shrub and Shelby are instant friends. Shrub is kinda scared of Shelby because witches could mean bad news, but Shelby instantly introduces Tortoise and all goes well. They talk about their different magic, Shelby gives a whole bundle of potions to the wolves. They talk about how cute Katherine is and mom-friend Joey.
The Joeys respect each other. They arent that close, but they think each other are cool. They fight over if Katherine or Xornoth is better; neither wins but they have fun coming up with compliments for the people they like (they also talk as if said objects of affection love them back).
The Katherines go monster hunting together. Overgrown Katherine talks about her awesome gnome gf. Glimmer Grove Katherine complains about her suitor that cant seem to understand that she isnt a pirate.
At first, the fWhips bond over chaos and destruction. 'I put wardens in half the server's bases to thank them for coming to my wedding' 'I created a ravine.' All goes well until Jimmy gets brought up. Count fWhip complains about the whole 'board of dead salmon' thing, and Goblin fWhip jumps to his defense. They get into a big ol fight and make up a little while later.
The Gems, while amicable, dont really like each other. Wizard Gem thinks Princess Gem's a scardy cat, and Princess Gem thinks Wizard Gem is too intense and a little scary. They do have fun talking about fWhip and Sausage though.
Mayor Lizzie is both a little intimidated by the ocean enpress, and also thinks she's super cool. She's an actual strong, tall, powerful god (unlike the one from Stratos). She is a little scary, though, cause of the army of axolotls and the whole water thing. The ocean empress thinks she's nice (and kinda funny); Mayor Lizzie really reminds her of her friend with his empire of cats before he got corrupted...
How I think each of the s1 and s2 Empires characters would react to seeing each other.
False is kinda terrified of Pearl, but overall thinks she's cool. Pearl wants False to be her new sparring buddy (like, the woman built a machine to murder giant hunks of metal and wears clothes she pilfered from a corpse, of course Pearl would love her). False doesnt understand that this is a statement of affection and is even more terrified.
The Scotts are just the 'Misery and CPR' meme. Elf Scott keeps talking about his demon brother and tragic backstoryTM, and the Chromia king just goes "oh yea a magic skull stole my eyeball and a wizard gave me a new one.' Eventually they start talking about their bfs and become friends ('my husband rescued me from a dungeon so I built him a cave full of his favorite things' 'nice. My boyfriend just shows up randomly and gives me wood').
The Jimmys absolutely confuse the hell out of each other. The Codfather just off-handedly talks about his traumatic past in between bouts of how awesome his sister and brother-in-law are. He's a god and totally unbothered by it, while the Sheriff keeps grumbling about God calling him a toy when he is Not A Toy. They introduce each other to the other Norman.
The Sausages just point at each other like the spiderman meme. They joke about their trauma while still smiling. They coo over Bubbles together. The protector of Sanctuary talks about Eddie and Hermes. The king of Mythland talks about his little siblings and how much he loves them; he also mentions his best friend who sounds suspiciously similar to the sunflower goddess...
The Joels HATE each other. God Joel keeps making fun of the Mad King for being short and made of clay and he just laughs his ass off, doesnt acknowledge him, and rants about how amazing his fish wife is. God Joel feels insecure and angry, the Mad King is offended because someone is ignore how AMAZING AND WONDERFUL his wife is.
The Pixls have a wonderful afternoon drinking and spilling tea. They discuss philosphy and history, they lovingly make fun of Jimmy, they compliment each other's empires.
Shrub and Shelby are instant friends. Shrub is kinda scared of Shelby because witches could mean bad news, but Shelby instantly introduces Tortoise and all goes well. They talk about their different magic, Shelby gives a whole bundle of potions to the wolves. They talk about how cute Katherine is and mom-friend Joey.
The Joeys respect each other. They arent that close, but they think each other are cool. They fight over if Katherine or Xornoth is better; neither wins but they have fun coming up with compliments for the people they like (they also talk as if said objects of affection love them back).
The Katherines go monster hunting together. Overgrown Katherine talks about her awesome gnome gf. Glimmer Grove Katherine complains about her suitor that cant seem to understand that she isnt a pirate.
At first, the fWhips bond over chaos and destruction. 'I put wardens in half the server's bases to thank them for coming to my wedding' 'I created a ravine.' All goes well until Jimmy gets brought up. Count fWhip complains about the whole 'board of dead salmon' thing, and Goblin fWhip jumps to his defense. They get into a big ol fight and make up a little while later.
The Gems, while amicable, dont really like each other. Wizard Gem thinks Princess Gem's a scardy cat, and Princess Gem thinks Wizard Gem is too intense and a little scary. They do have fun talking about fWhip and Sausage though.
Mayor Lizzie is both a little intimidated by the ocean enpress, and also thinks she's super cool. She's an actual strong, tall, powerful god (unlike the one from Stratos). She is a little scary, though, cause of the army of axolotls and the whole water thing. The ocean empress thinks she's nice (and kinda funny); Mayor Lizzie really reminds her of her friend with his empire of cats before he got corrupted...
Listen I know that what the diff empires leaders wear to the wedding is completely down to whether the cc wants to change their skin or not BUT I like to make it lore.
SO! Using Lizzies mention of her dress being a "Traditional ocean empire wedding dress" Its kinda cool to look at everyones outfits as a reflection of their traditions within empires towards weddings too?
like to Fwhip, Gem or Shubble while Gems outfit is slightly more fancy than the other two, this is their everyday outfit. To the Gnomes and the Wizards and such (I dont. know what FWhip "is" because I dont watch his pov lol) weddings arent something to wear fancy clothes or get dressed up for. maybe Weddings work differently within their empires?
Jimmy, Scott, Pix and Lizzie, all dressed up in formal clothing exclusively for the event. This time showing the status of getting married within their empires! The Cod people of course wearing their best mask for the event. And the Elves who wear their finest jewelry since . Scott is wearing golden earrings and a crown like . thing .
Then of course we have Joel, Joey, Katherine, Sausage and Pearl who all wear their usual skins (or newly usual in the case of Joel) which all fit into the category of formal regardless so . I didnt really know how to fit them in here.
have a brainstorm about empires, outfits and weddings :D
Gem new episode, oh god so many feelings, so many things to unpack
Gem, she's just amazing both her character and herself. It's just god the editing??? The music for when the dragons appeared, the sky, camera just everything like all the effort she put into it and all. She's so so great
And her character, I love her character so much me cause she's such a interesting one, like her choices, actions all of it. I'm so interested to see on what her storyline will take us
And the moment that Sausage got closer to her? How she seemed scared of him, my heart. Since his betrayal against her and fwhip I just have pain </3 and just he didn't even seemed to care like aaah my feelings sir stop it
And god I'm so desperate for flower husbands, just- Scott saying "I've never needed you more in my life" I know it was like sarcasm and all but I miss them
God I'm so excited to see where all of this is going, empires is being such a fun smp to watch
Ahahahahaha we're both in complete denial horrayyyy
i am in complete denial of the wra going different paths arent i. no its ok c!pearl is alive, roseblings didnt leave c!sausage they’re all together and happy and also trans just- you know as a fun addition
So I just watched Oli's empires video. Yes I know it's been out for like two weeks (I've been busy.) May I just say that how videos are always entertaining but like this one was freaking awesome! I loved the like whole backstory with afterlife smp! Pearl's little like cameo and how everything was like tied together was just *chef's kiss.* And the solving of the great ender dragon hoax!! The warden interaction (rip Sausage.) As a good note to end on: BARD OLI! I saw this post (I can't find it) that was like Gem had told all the empires about this cool bard, and that's why a lot of the empires have like taverns or something similar. I love that idea! I really hope Oli makes more empires videos. Also I think a friendship between him and False would be so cool and a great dynamic!
Grian and Lizzie. The duo I never realized I needed.
