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Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.2

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Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?

Nathan drake : Yeah, I have.

Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Cole’s law?

Nathan drake : Is this a joke about coleslaw?

Sly Cooper : …maybe

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Fat princess : Can I go to the pool?

Evil coal : Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.

Fat princess : No, can I go by myself?

Evil coal : You don’t want to go with me?

Fat princess : You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.

Evil coal : It’s the only way to establish dominance.

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Sweettooth : Kratos , you're my best friend.

Kratos : Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.

Kratos : I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

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Sir Daniel : Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Colonel radec , on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

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Parappa , entering the room: *Sees Spike and leaves*

Spike , watching Parappa leave: There’s my monthly dose of Parappa …

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Big daddy : Sackboy, what are you doing?

Sackboy: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Big daddy : You could always take it out and count it.

Sackboy: Where’s the fun in that?

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This is just the Shenanigans I think they would get into if they were stuck in the crystal dimensions but they already defeated Polygon Man they're just stuck their lol