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Playstation all stars battle royale quotes.
Mael Radec: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Sir Daniel : ...Don’t you mean benevolence?
Mael Radec: No.
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Nathan drake: I think it’s time I get my life in order.
Jak , narrating: But they did not get their life in order. In fact, they got drunk last night and fought a raccoon.
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Sly : *walking around disappointed after visiting an aquarium*
Nathan : Sly , what did you think a tiger shark was?
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Mael : Here is my wall of inspirational people.
Sir Daniel : Is that a picture of you?
Mael : Yes, I am big enough to admit that I am often inspired by myself.
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PaRappa: Spike ! This soup is flaccid!
Spike : LITERALLY WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS MEAN?!
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Coal , about to leave the house: Don’t spend all day watching YouTube, okay?
Raiden : I FORGE MY OWN PATH!!
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Dante : *is throwing stones at Nariko's window*
Nariko: You have a phone for a reason, Dante !
*THUD*
Nariko: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!
Playstation all stars battle royale incorrect quotes pt.2
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Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?
Nathan drake : Yeah, I have.
Sly Cooper : Have you heard of Cole’s law?
Nathan drake : Is this a joke about coleslaw?
Sly Cooper : …maybe
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Fat princess : Can I go to the pool?
Evil coal : Sure, we’ll go as soon as I’m free.
Fat princess : No, can I go by myself?
Evil coal : You don’t want to go with me?
Fat princess : You just go around challenging random people to cannonball contests.
Evil coal : It’s the only way to establish dominance.
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Sweettooth : Kratos , you're my best friend.
Kratos : Best friend? BEST friend?! Bitch, I'm your only friend.
Kratos : I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!
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Sir Daniel : Guys, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.
Colonel radec , on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.
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Parappa , entering the room: *Sees Spike and leaves*
Spike , watching Parappa leave: There’s my monthly dose of Parappa …
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Big daddy : Sackboy, what are you doing?
Sackboy: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Big daddy : You could always take it out and count it.
Sackboy: Where’s the fun in that?
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This is just the Shenanigans I think they would get into if they were stuck in the crystal dimensions but they already defeated Polygon Man they're just stuck their lol
Playstation all stars battle royale memes.
If there is a specific character you want me to do, just ask
When your son crashes your car after having a license for only ten minutes
here is a Parappa DAD AU. just. take it
