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Creator of the Fake Heaven AU as well as the Licking love out of knives AU.
These universes are AUs coming from the FNAF Daycare Attendant and what the community has made around it.
These universes are ongoing stories.
My creations contains certain adult, controversial and difficult topics, including alcohol consumption, substance abuse, and others.
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Fake heaven :
Fake heaven's main characters
Augustus of Ascania's journals
Maple's Archives, pages 1 , page 2 , page 3 , page 4
Beloks looks guide
Slavery in Fake heaven
Toyhouse is currently the more up to date.
Licking love out of knives :
Archive of our Own
 Journal n°432 Augustus of Ascania
January 13th, 1600 ad
It’s been a few days since I’ve landed on this new continent. .Â
The humans here seem pretty decent, however they do have issues with bathing. Illness is rampant and I have to hide in the forest a lot of the time. The natives are friendlier. Though they are wary of my nature because I'm whiter and do not dress the same way. I started trading medicine and knowledge with them.Â
I tend to be more at ease with this continent's creatures than the humans however.
Since I do not need the same amount of sustenance than them, I plan to limit my interactions to the bare minimum.Â
I will then use this journal to document my discoveries about them, and start my researches in this so-called “new world”.
December 23th, 1600 ad
Vampires. These creatures were already common in europe, and even if the natives obviously have their own kind ; it seems the colonialism also brought the kind we got back at the continent.
I had the chance of meeting and studying some specimens. It seems a lot goes into those state in which they end up. All different kinds of people get to become one of them. It seems the more animalistic the creature, the less chance it has of surviving the venom and becoming a vampire. It very much seem to be a mix between a curse and an illness. For exemple, the sun and its effects. They didn't change no matter the creature. moon light doesn't seem to affect them. However , sun light will burn their skin instantly. In a matter of seconds, the creature will turn to ashes. I tried different methods of sun protection. One would think covering a creature's skin with cloth would cure the issue. However, it seem to not help, the creature burning anyway. I suspect the tiny holes on the fabric might be the reason for it. I tried to isolate the being like it usually did, caves. It seems as long as the sun isn't touching the skin, it allows the creature to survive. Truly fascinating.
MY BOIIIIII MY BOY AUGUSTUUUUUS
IT LOOKS SO GOOD AND YOU CAPTURED HIM REALLY WELL, THANK YOUUUUU
Attack on @mel-star @cinnamonnala @deadbloodzero @zarigi @galaxysugarr @socksandbuttons @yukiphobia24 @0-kbelle-0 @homunculuslover
Now I rest for this season. Enjoy some end of fight vines.
When Clementine tries to cook for everyone lol
@cinnamonnala


Interdimensional Family Dinner
Augustus vibes lol @cinnamonnala
Our favorite eldritch abomination teehee
“All those centuries, and you haven’t learned how to use a cell phone?” “I am 800 years old! Unless you know how to work a 15th century printing press, you can stop laughing and show me how to do the Twitter.”
@cinnamonnala , @kaysh-mirsh-solus
Augustus vibes teehee
IM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND

I ALWAYS THOUGHT THIS WAS A FUCKING EDITED GIF OF STREAMER JERMA985. ITS NOT. ITS JUST STRAIGHT FROM THE TV SHOW “LEGION” UNEDITED. WHAT THE FUCK
I wholeheartedly agree. I don't have any straight vampires in my AU. Come on, you're centuries old and still limiting yourself to ONE gender ? Grow up.
(apart from my asexual and aromantic bitches, y'all are slaying, go do some crazy experiments and don't lose time by being smexy with other people, go change the world)
well. bisexuality and vampirism
Something i think people need to know about beloks
Something i was thinking about, as i do,
But, beloks are kept, mostly, widely ignorant about their own religion. The reason being that obviously, if you keep people ignorant, and they truthfully believe that you are in direct contact with the gods they devout their lives to,
You can make them do whatever you want.
A prayer taught to little belok girls
This is a prayer that is taught very early to little belok girls,
It is recommended they pray with it everyday, and it is repeated in communion for different ceremonies. Firstly when they first get their blessed bleed.
Then when they get married,
And at each pregnancy.
Some families also ask for it to be prayed when doing the funeral for their loved women.
"We are the flower buds of our gods, our ancestors, We carry the seeds of the future, of the hope of better days, We take the oath of nurturing our younglings, We decide to follow Quella, in guiding our unions, We pray to Qinera, to bless us with fruitful loins, We ask of Phurra, to make our flowers shine, And of Qhamgyn, to let our loved ones live with us."
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Slavery in Fake Heaven
Important content warning : This post talks in heavy details of humanoid slavery in this AU, including sexual labor. I do not condone slavery in any form, and my characters views on it do not reflect mines.
Proceed with this in mind. I recommend as usual that people that are considered minors in their respective governments do not read this post.
The humans in this universe can be separated in two sections :
the free ones : who usually live either in ignorance of the supernatural society, or bribed by it to keep silence.
the owned ones : which are bound to a supernatural entity or another, much like common goods, or animals.
The humanoids people, of diverse races, genders and abilities, including magic ones, can be separated in quite similar sections :
the free ones : working, living as free people, inside their own or diverse communities,
the owned, or enslaved ones : compared to humans, the humanoids are not considered as low. They are closer to being considered as intelligent beings that, in certain instances, can buy their freedom. They are only ever enslaved or owned by people considered higher than them in the social hierarchy of the supernatural society (more will be said on the hierarchy).
How slavery works in Fake Heaven :
In simple words, any being higher on the hierarchy can own a being lower on it.
The ownership makes the person both the property, and the servant, of that higher being.
In that regard, the higher being has all rights of life, death, torture, maltreatment, and all kind of abuse over the person they own.
The slave has no say in their possible surgeries, treatments, clothes, body modifications, and living conditions.
Of course, some people will "take good care of their slaves", mostly treating them as one would a beloved pet. Some might even ask the slave their opinions on certain subjects, but nothing both in the society and the laws regulating it asks of them to act that way.
However :
Like said before, as soon as a humanoid is not a human, which is considered the lowest of the lowest, mere cattle, they have the possibility of buying their freedom to their master.
The price asked depend on the master, some will ask for the amount they paid for the person, other might ask impossible amounts as to prevent them from leaving, while some will in contrary, ask for a very minor amount, to help them get their freedom.
For a freed slave, very limited options are available. Many will continue working for their previous masters, in exchange of a small income, protection, shelter and food. This is because anyone of higher abilities still has the right to enslave them once again.
These options are even more limited if they've been enslaved since birth, or a very young age. Not knowing anything else than what they've been trained for, they are virtually unable to survive out of their own means outside of their previous master's home.
If a freed slave is unable to use their learned skills, and for a reason or another, do not stay under their previous master's employment (either the master refused to, or was so abusive the freed person will do anything but stay) , they most often end up becoming enslaved again very close after, or they decide to do a certain type of contract within adult entertainment. (more to be said later on that subject)
How to recognize a slave :
You may not recognize a slave just by seeing them, especially if they are clothed.
However, their behavior might be a good indicator of their situation, and they are rarely alone.
Some slaves however get sent on errands for their masters, so how to know if a being is free or enslaved is known by markings.
The markings are magical binding, that varies in capacities. But all involve a physical mark, that if one touches the slave with intention of either harming them in any way, having a sexual encounter, or rape, or just taking them for themselves, and the owner isn't present, or have made magical binding contracts with the person, the being touching the slave will receive a light electric shock, similar to a static, as a warning. And the markings on the slave's body will shine through whatever clothes they might wear, rending them visible no matter what for a few minutes.
After the warning, most people will stop any attempt, as the slaves are considered property, and damage or steal of property is illegal.
They can however, if they have taken a particular liking to the slave, give them a letter to bring back to their master, asking to buy the slave for themselves.
Fun fact :
Augustus could probably, if we're technical about it, be considered to have shape shifting abilities. However, by the fact that he choose to retain his past human appearance when trying to appear non threatening, i chose to not apply this term to him.
One should see his human form as a cloth, a mere costume where he keeps himself and his entirety.
This is one of the reasons why, when he "lets go", one could see his "skin" open, very much like if it was merely paper, allowed to be teared apart in a single movement.
@ Augustus : You've obviously been alive for quite a while now, with all the experiences that come along. Is there anything you still desire or wish for now?

pours a cup of tea to the visitor
"One can agree, that by living this long, I could end up not wishing for anything anymore. And it is true that I am lucky enough to have achieved almost everything I ever wished for.
I have seen the wonders of life, death, existence and the lack of it. I have birthed and ended the lives of millions. I have seen an unending circle of darkness and hope. The continuity of what it means to be aware of one's mortality.
Such a shame sometimes I think, that i will never be granted that gift.
Being allowed to simply… stop existing. Our flesh decaying, our minds having stopped any semblance of presence."
Augustus sigh longingly
"Sometimes, not a lot but, sometimes i find myself wishing i could die."