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i will never not find it funny that five is very often referred to as a “boomer” because he is most certainly not a boomer. he is a millennial. i fully understand that he’s called a boomer because he’s an old man but it is ridiculously funny that the boomer is actually a millennial.
Does Matthew Daddario fit as an older Five or no?
"My Entire World"
Five Hargreeves x fem! Reader
Warnings: extreme fluff, abuse, cursing cuz it's Five
Requested by: @leticiahargreeves
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Five couldn't believe what he had seen. The bodies of his family, the siblings he loved, all dead - it was too overwhelming.
He passed out.
Luckily, not everyone had died.
And that's where you came in.
Spotting Five and noticing that he still had a pulse, you pulled his body off the streets and into a building that hadn't collapsed amongst the chaos.
Now here he was, groggy and his back ached as he slowly woke up to the smell that made his stomach growl before he could even register his surroundings.
Food.
"You're awake! Oh thank God, I was scared I brought in a dead person," He looked over to see you sitting on a dusty couch across from him.
"I'm (Y/N)," You stuck out your hand.
Five stared at you, wondering how the fuck you were smiling.
"I thought everyone died. How the fuck are you this happy?" He groaned.
"Well, my family hated me, and I just so happened to be the basement when all this occurred."
"No one can hate their family that-" You couldn't risk not having an ally, and you felt him pushing away so you pulled up your shirt to show all the cigarette burns, cuts, scars that had scars.
"If anyone deserved to have a building topple on them, it was those assholes."
And that was the start to a beautiful yet somewhat concerning friendship. You found out that Five was one of the seven pretty quickly, and his genius worked well with your quick wit and efficiency. It was a great partnership between friends.
Yet over the course of a few months, Five admired you. He learned your routine, how you would linger on things that reminded you of the only person who cared about you which was your grandmother, and that you loved the moon, even with its pieces missing.
But despite being the genius he is, he concluded that even though you two were literally the last people on Earth, you didn't want him. That you might want to preserve humanity, but he wouldn't ever want to do anything if it meant you didn't love him like that.
Which is why he spent fifteen years with a mannequin before he realized how crazy he looked, and kissed you.
And you kissed him back.
Five would kill for you, whether you asked or not.
Which is why he said yes to the Handler.
You had to kill, it was part of the deal, but any chance he took, he would happily take your kills. You insisted that as his wife, you were his equal, and he shouldn't have to go through so much for you.
Did he listen? No.
But you loved him anyway. Yes, you made sure to poke fun at him for spending so long with a mannequin, and he made sure to always remind you that you were jealous of a mannequin.
"Five? Are you sure this is going to work?" You asked him, staring at the portal being created before you.
"Never doubt my equations, my dear!" Five shouted over the gunshots and screaming in the background
"I love you," You kissed him, in fear that he may have been wrong and that you'd be separated.
"I know."
"Dick," You chuckled before pushing yourself through, completely unaware of how body reverse aging.
You were unprepared for the landing and hit the ground with a thud, your head colliding with the concrete and dots immediately crowded your vision.
"Shit! (Y/N)!"
"F-Five. . ."
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"So. . .you're his wife?"
"Yup! Together for thirty years," You kissed his cheek as he finished making his sandwich.
"Holy shit," Allison whispered.
"How'd you meet?" Klaus asked.
"Why are you with him? Did he kill your parents?" Diego questioned.
"Even if he did, I'd thank him for it. And we met at. . .Griddys!" You quickly thought, not wanting to drop a sudden apocalypse on them.
"Wow, that place. I haven't been there in so long," Vanya reminisced.
"Her parents had just died," Five mused.
"Oh my god," Luther gasped.
"Five unknowingly saved me that day. I felt so alone in the world, like everything was just begging for me to die too. . .and he brightened up my life. He's my own shining moon," You stared at your husband, admiring his handsome face.
"Although I think the sun is pretentious, she's my very own sun. Every ray shining just for me," Five stared back at you.
Thirty years together, and yet you both looked so young. His siblings stared in amazement at how Five had managed to snatch you up, and how you both looked so in love. It was like watching an old couple who had loved eachother since the very moment they locked eyes.
True love.
"Any kids?" Allison asked.
"Fuck no."
HOPE YOU'VE ENJOYED!! I love Five sm, he's my favorite character.
😂
Five, driving Y/N and Klaus: So how was your day?
Y/N: We almost got surprise adopted!
Five: What?
Klaus: We almost got kidnapped.
Five: Oh, okay.
Five: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
five hargreeves is nonbinary you heard it here first
Hey there, dear friends! Welcome to my Masterlist
I’ll be taking requests, so ASK AWAY FELLOW AUDIENCE!! （☝ ՞ਊ ՞）☝
I’ll write for Male/Female/Gender neutral Readers, so it’s fine!
Characters I will write for:
Alastor (Demon and Human)
Dr. Masacrisk
Stu Macher
Five Hargreeves (fuck you, Lila)
William Afton
Marshall Lee (Vampire and Human)
Colby Brock I think
Jack Sparrow I think
FNaF Sun and Moon (Robot and Human)
The Joker (I mostly like Dark Knight but I’ll try to make it sound general if ya want)
Newt Scamander I think (most likely)
TOH Hunter (I’m not 18+ don’t worry)
Rocky Rickaby
Ticci Toby
Jason Dean/J.D.
Alan Orion (regular and ranger and other AUs)
Keys: I think that’s what they’re called
Platonic
Fluff
Suggestive
Smut? Idk, still debating that
Angst? Idk, still debating that
Things I won’t write for:
Incest (if they’re blood-related, definitely won’t be writing for it)
Rape
Pedophilia
Etc, you get the gist (I’ll probably put more if I can think of more)
If I don’t answer your ask fast enough, it’s either b/c I’m writing for another story or I’m working on your ask, but I will answer your ask by the reassurance of telling you that I will work on it/am working on it. All I ask for is patience
(I wrote this in one night past 4:00 AM and now it’s 7:19 AM, holy shit, I’m tired)