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Flutter.
I marafoned it but only to 7th part
did you know that Friday 13th was meant to be a really good lucky day meant for fucking because it was dedicated to Freyja, the goddess of love and fertility and the patron goddess of Fridays
but then Christianity found out about it and were like “Fucking???? outside of marriage????? NO NO NO!!!” and decided it was a horrible terrible bad unlucky day and you need to be super careful of everything you do in case you die or some shit.
so thanks Christians for ruining everyone’s fucking fun
Hi again!
I've already asked this, I apologize for being repetitive.
Matt Cordell from Maniac Cop meeting Michael? Or Dr Loomis hiring him to kick Michael's ass? :) thank you!
I remember this ask! Sorry it took me so long to give you a reply:
In reality, Michael would get his ass beat because I believe that Michael is beatable but he’s unkillable. It’s a subtle but very important difference. He gets beaten by most slashers but he just cannot die (excluding Halloween Ends of course). He just keeps reappearing till they give up and he ultimately wins the long con.
Now this is the real battle:
Note Michael crippled in the background. Yeah, he’ll be back in five.
So..whats your opinion on Count Dracula and The Phantom of the opera basically being the peepaws of slashers who are in the nursing home on life support? "back in MY day---" -Dracula. Probably
Absolutely.
As a lover of Draculas and Phantoms, I can concur.
𝐆𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐥𝐲𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭.
Whats your favorite scary movie?
Sorry for the fact that there are no posts! I have a blockage in my studies :(
I'm going to do something for Halloween. (I just watched a couple of horror movies that can be used to make edits.)
And what is your favorite horror movie, my friends? :)
Althrough her madness, her backstory can break anyone’s heart 💔
Pamela Voorhees, my beloved. She deserved so much better. 😔
Thirtday the Friteenth, baby!
THE END OF THE CYCLE HAS COME!
The “last normal day” was March 13, 2020. It was a Friday. Last day was on Friday the 13th. Tomorrow is August 13, 2021 which is also a Friday the 13th.
This is a fucking joke but yeah do what you want with this information. I’m not good at actually making a joke but basically in my mind I thought to myself “last normal day was a Friday 13th, tomorrow’s also a Friday 13th *insert funny joke about it being a cycle and things might go back to normal because cycle and shit*”
I’m too much of a technical person to make a joke about this and make it seem like an accident or that I’m typing lazily and sleepily at 4:52 am while it rains like fucking hell if it were a forest instead of an eternal inferno of punishment to those who have done wrong in the mortal world.
Toadsley wishes you all a happy, spooky, gooberly Friday the 13th!
Friday 13th
October 13th 2017.
Friday 13th... In OCTOBER!!... Spooky.
✨Friday the 13th is a good day 👌✨
Nothing says Friday the 13th quite like a group of black cats. Pictured here are owners with their black cats, waiting in line for audition in movie “Tales of Terror” in 1961. (Ralph Crane—The LIFE Picture Collection/Getty Images) #catsofinstagram #blackcats #Fridaythe13th https://www.instagram.com/p/B2XQXusn__e/?igshid=1bwl0cp6l7tk7
