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froghorn, trying to make fun of ruby: if you have ten sandwiches and i take three, how many sandwiches do you have left?

ruby: none

froghorn: oh my god this is basic fucking mathematic do you really not know this how are you so -

ruby: i would give them all to you because i appreciate you

froghorn:

froghorn, choked up: gross absolutely disgusting get out of my office

froghorn: how old are you, little girl, five?

ruby, a horrible child: old enough to fuck your mom

froghorn:

froghorn: ok, listen,

Froghorn: you're trying to use my ego against me?

Ruby: I thought it would work

Froghorn: no, it worked, I'll do it