From My Drafts - Tumblr Posts
God it would be so gratifying to make someone I absolutely hate into my toy. Their change from being haughty and arrogant to being my loyal desperate little toy who can’t live a day without me. For them to kneel and beg at my feet for me to play with them.
The recoms: scavenger hunt
Ft: my oc Rio
Rio: what is this for again?
Ja: don’t know But Team Building maybe?
Brown: that’s what Lyle said
Z-dog: yeah well Lyle can be a damn lie sometimes
Quaritch: y’all better be ready
All: Sir yes sir
Quaritch: good good. Today we will be playing a game called scavenger hunt where you have to find supplies around pandoras forest and camp out for 1 night. If your team succeeds in this you will be rewarded. If not then I’m giving you a homeschool ass woppin.
-they all nod-
Quaritch: ok now pick your groups WISELY.
-everyone picking their group’s of 3 to 4-
Rio: *does this mean I will have to sit out or does this mean that I’ll just have to do it on my own.*
Prager: you wanna be in our group rookie?
Rio: sure
Prager: ok we have another one
Mansk: good
Ja: nice
Quaritch: you got your groups. Good. NOW BEGIN -shoots his gun up in the air and they all run into Pandoras forest-
Prager: WAIT FOR ME YALL KNOW IM SLOW!
ja: WELL HURRY TF UP
-a few hours later-
Rio: -picking fruit with Mansk knowing which ones are edible and which ones are not due to their hand book-
Mansk: you think this is enough fruit?
Rio: yeah it’s only the four of us and if we cut them in half of into fourths then we should have enough
Mansk: ok let’s get back to the others
Prager: Ja wtf
Ja: -trying to blend in with the bushes- Shh I’m trying to scare the rookie
Prager: lord
Mansk: we’re back with some fruit
Ja: -jumps out of the bush infront of Rio- HAHA
Rio: WTF -punches ja in the nose-
Ja: OW MY NOSE
Rio: oh shit sorry
Ja: Ahhhhhh
Mansk: Didnt we Stop doing that due to the fact they would punch them?
Prager: yes yes we did
The recoms: dealing with spider while quaritch is away
Mansk: ok kid time to wash up
Spider:……hell….no
Mansk: so you wanna go around smelling musty. Ha I think the think not. Shower now.
Spider: Make me
-a few minutes later-
Mansk: -washing spiders hair in the showers-
Spider:……why
Mansk: didnt i say stfu
Spider:…..
Mansk: thank you
-after Mansk got done washing spiders hair and spider got done taking a shower-
Lyle: ok it’s my turn now
Mansk: take him
Spider: WOOOOOOWWWWWWW
mansk: -walks away leaving spider with Lyle-
Lyle: ok so you wanna watch a movie with the rest of the recoms?
Spider:….sounds….interesting but ok
Lyle: ok come on -leads spider to the recoms bunks-
Z-dog: JA AND LOPEZ PLEASE STFU WITH ALL THAT SINGING
ja And lopez: -mourning the death of Fike,Walker,brown(He should have lived) , and the other recoms that died while singing terribly-
Z-dog: UGHHHHH -puts their head under the pillows-
Spider:….does this happen normally?
Lyle: it’s best to ignore it
-a few hours later after they got done watching a movie and put spider to sleep-
Quaritch: I’m back how did it go?
Mansk: good
Lyle: mhm! We took care of him boss
Z-dog: -asleep on one of the bunk beds-
Pranger: -also asleep-
Quaritch: y’all did good. Now get some rest. We have a busy day ahead of us
Spamton's speech patterns have the vibes of the bots in Job Simulator
Lol why was I so pressed??
Also why does she know so much about botany???
can't wait to sob uncontrollably when murder drones episode 8 comes out!!