Funny Because It's True - Tumblr Posts

ART’s photo album: Starfields, crew portraits, selfies, shots of Murderbot from every conceivable angle

Murderbot’s photo album: Landscapes, funny warning signs, one singular photo of itself taken in the mirror with the flash as bright as possible

That's one small step for man, one giant leap for USA !!

I have a story to tell so I was looking at funny stuff on Pinterest laying in my mom's bed and so it got very funny and I started choking on my saliva so I ended up choking myself and getting up and in my mind I sounded like a dying peacock and my sibling, my brother and my siblings boyfriend were in the room next to me and when I went over to the room I found my My brother and my siblings boyfriend were hiding behind my sibling and in a not very big bed so I could see them and when I touch them they were cowering. Basically it seemed like they were afraid and when I asked them why this was happening, they said it that they thought I killed a goat or committing a murder. Just keep in mind that my siblings boyfriend is 4 years older than me and he was already terrified of me. My brother says he's terrified of me but I think it's a joke