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eskel-and-goat
4 years ago

Angry Noble: Do you know who I am?!

Lambert: Someone help this guy——he doesn’t know who he is!

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the witcher witcher witcher lambert lambert incorrect witcher quotes the idea of him saying this and Geralt and Eskel trying not to laugh in the background is really funny g a y b a c o n
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eskel-and-goat
4 years ago

I call Eskel Kelly. (And it may or may have not confused several people in my life because they expect some lady whenever I call him that.😔)

Ngl, I love that nickname I see you👀 I love thinking about Lambert at a bar and getting it on by some dude and he’s like “Kelly’s not going to like this” but the guys like “you told me you were gay” and out comes this big buff sweet potato of a man and Lambert smiles at him “Kelly!”

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the witcher eskel witcher witcher eskel ask g a y b a c o n i love this nickname kudos to you dude geralt: hey kelly? person b: *oh maybe hes talking to his wife aw* eskel: yes ger bear? person b: no way
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eskel-and-goat
4 years ago

I call Eskel Kelly. (And it may or may have not confused several people in my life because they expect some lady whenever I call him that.😔)

Ngl, I love that nickname I see you👀 I love thinking about Lambert at a bar and getting it on by some dude and he’s like “Kelly’s not going to like this” but the guys like “you told me you were gay” and out comes this big buff sweet potato of a man and Lambert smiles at him “Kelly!”

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no way thanks for the fic!! also thanks gaybacon 👉🏻👉🏻 saltbellsblood g a y b a c o n
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eskel-and-goat
4 years ago

How Netflix production is probably going rn—

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the witcher lambert eskel Coën Coën of poviss witcher witcher lambert witcher eskel Witcher Coën aaaaaa i cant believe this g a y b a c o n you sly slug youre at it again i love this this? this Holy fuck
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