How Netflix Production Is Probably Going Rn

How Netflix production is probably going rn—

The fact that Vesemir can outsmoke them is the reason it's hidden. It takes a long time to grow that shit!

Eskel: uh oh

Geralt & lambert: what ??

Eskel: he found the hiding spot

Que the clown music and watch them run around the keep chasing a buzzed old man for stolen herbs.

I know this bitter life may feel

Ungentle and at times unkind

It bears within itself the fear

Of being someone else it’s fine but

You, my lovely friend have nothing

But a spine, but a spine

Getting a sunburn somewhere remote where poppies grow tall

Totally want to add to this, I love each and everyone’s ideas of this, omg they’re so soft and good😭

I totally agree Aidan makes his ownclothes, and soon after sharing that fact, everyone wants to buy from him so he opens a small online store where you can totally buy some of his handmade clothes. Lambert is one of the only ones who sometimes works with him (and by that I mean he sits there or brings Aidan some snacks for break time) I’d like to also think that they have kinda been their own little thing and Jaskier, Geralt and Eskel want to meet Aidan, and they all collectively meet and it’s a mess. They’ve decided to cook something for an upcoming event or birthday and Vesemir was no happy returning to a destroyed kitchen.

As for Geralt, trust me I love the hobo aesthetic, personally one of my favourites for him, but could you also imagine that he just also. doesn’t care? Like if someone were to hand him anything clothes related, like a crop top or a skirt, doesn’t matter clothes are clothes. Hands down totally think Jaskier hands him some of his clothes and fans reconizes them in one of his videos.

@j-a-pankratz is right, it sure as hell is Eskel who sings with Jaskier. At first, Eskel doesn’t want it to be posted, he’s so embarrassed, but Geralt and Lambert took a small Snapchat video of him and people are totally encouraging him, so he tells Jask he can post it and there’s so much positivity that comes his way. He only does it a few more times, out of shot mostly, he’s warming up to the idea.

Finally for Vesemir, some of the fans find old videos of Vesemir during his golden years and he starts trending on everything, he doesn’t go outside for a while after that.

FOUND THE CURSED SHIT. I THINK I POSTED THIS BEFORE BUT IT SAYS IVE ADDED TO THIS RECENTLY SO IM GONNA POST IT AGAIN BECAUSE WO W ITS V E R Y CURSED AND I ✨HATE IT✨.

the naming of lil bleater suggests the existence of another, larger bleater

The larger Bleater is this boulder he found once that was shaped like a goat, so far only he’s discovered it

I have this headcanon that Eskel at some point slept with Eist Tuirseach while helping out some bear pals in Skellige. It might have even been more than once. Eist still considers him a friend forever after that and Eskel truly does enjoy the company of the mischievous Skelligen prince. They have a lot in common and they get along very well.

This is an interesting one, cause isn’t Eist the king of Cintra? I’ve not read the books just yet and I’m just starting the video game series’s o I’m not that informed about his formally position as being the Skelligen Prince. Love to think about Eist talking his way into letting Eskel or other Witcher’s with Eskel to the kingdom and trading though, he always tells other Witcher’s to let Eskel know he’s still around for another good time wink wink nudge nudge it makes Geralt’s super uncomfortable at times too, he’s like “stop party wacking my brother >:(“