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prom, but this time theres no dragon and everyone just has a good time. i started these weeks ago donât @ me about any finale canon discontinuitiesÂ
my senior year bad kid designs are from this post!
The fact that Kristen went "I'm surrounded by women with dog names" when her first girlfriend is a werewolf named "Tracker" will never cease to crack me up
Princess Naradriel of Fallinel is such a meaningful addition to our family here at Wolfsong.
pour one out for trackerbees, they were never going to survive as an overwhelmingly horny couple ignoring their wider incompatibilities forever, but that doesnât mean they canât have a toxic exes situationship or even get back together once theyâve changed and grown as people
Consider me a follower of the Ankarna Cassandra Ruvina Galicaea misunderstood lesbian pantheon
You probably know me better than a lot of people do.
@alfredoalfredoalfredo found this through your reblogs,, I made it trackerbees
can i bite you
only if it's gay and you promise to be weird about it
Post crab-party the bad kids and hirelings all have some sort of crab/lobster/shrimp based name for at least a weak. The names are as follows:
Hermit Crab: Riz (his also has a little crown beside it because heâs the current crab king)
Crab Raghoons: RaghÂ
Werelobster: TrackerÂ
Devilled Crab: Fig
Crab Cake: GorgugÂ
Little Shrimp: Fabian (he gets so mad and tries to change it and Fig and Adaine team up to block his name-changing privileges)
Shrimply the Best: Adaine
Crachos :Kristen
Bad Kids Social Media 2: The Sophomore Year Edition
because i have no self restraint, part one is HERE
Sophomore Year Spoilers BewareÂ
So yeah things got freaky during spring break.
The Seven Maidens were moderating the finale livestream chat. Just think twitch stream, but everyone has jumped in to the season finale without knowing anything about the show except for a couple compilation clips and the random photos of kalina that melted down the internet for a couple days
No one knows what the heck happened because it was from the point of view of Rizâs tie so a bunch of stuff wasnât even seen on the stream, video essays are made trying to dissect and understand what happened, the Bad Kids explain NOTHING when they get back
A million memes are made of kalinaâs death cause thatâs one of the most stable and clear parts of the whole VOD since riz was doing his whole dramatic pose and one-liner before shooting
They will randomly reference things that happened (shrimp party, leviathan, how much fallinel sucks, chungledown bim, etc) but with no context so the internet is left to piece it together like increasingly sleep-deprived conspiracy theorists
Previous conspiracy theories end up overlapping so people decide Gorgug was the elven oracle the whole time since theyâre 75% sure the elven oracle is SOMEONE in the group and someone calls Gorgug the greatest wizard of the age in a fantasy instagram live video or something. Gorgug visibly not being an elf does not stop them.
Thanks to all the nonsense their popularity skyrockets. Riz even gets to the double digits on his follower count.
Adaine still doesnât get any social media. One day she gets on Figâs accounts to do an âAsk Me Anythingâ and just blatantly lies to every single question.
They pretty much all act like spring break was just a normal holiday, and their feeds go back to normal songs, flower pictures and musings about ice cream that it had been before.
Fabianâs Fantasy Youtube channel now includes dance tutorials. Riz still includes all the outtakes where he faceplants on the ground and tangles himself up in his sheet.
Kristen tries to get Cassandraâs name out there via the internet by just sharing selfies of her and an actual goddex just hanging out together. A lot of people donât believe it until she follows up with videos of Cassandra performing various miracles
Vlog Series: Me and my new Goddex: Remaking a Religion and pranking my friends! (NOT Clickbait)
Fig helps Ayda set up some fantasy social media, she finds it fascinating. Doesnât use it a lot but when she does she likes every single post Fig or one of the others have made, leaves comments on a lot of them, and makes massive threads about spells and other things sheâs been researching recently, and lots of pictures of Gaf
Gorgug gets contacted by like, engineers and scientists about the satellite and how he got his crystal to work out in the middle of nowhere and accidentally wins the equivalent to a Nobel prize for it.
His acceptance speech is him thanking every friend and family member he can think of and then being like âi just wanted to talk to my girlfriendâ [cue applause]
Aelwyn had social media but it went inactive like a year ago so people straight up thought she was dead, which she finds funny after a few weeks of therapy. Has a different story for why she disappeared every time sheâs asked
Ragh and Tracker post pictures of their trip to Fallinel. 95% of their captions are dunking on elves
I love this so much on rewatch bc it obviously comes across as Kristen & Tracker being silly and gay, but with the context we get later around Riz, it can kinda be read as a really sweet moment of queer solidarity. Kristen saw that Riz was clearly uncomfortable with this line of questioning and she knows what that feels like, we saw her experience it throughout the bulk of season one. So she steps in to redirect attention, she says something even more absurd than what Riz did, and Tracker backs her up. I just really love the subtle (and extremely unsubtle) queerness of this season and the fact that Riz was welcomed into it before he even really knew he belonged there. When you're here you're family :')