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Elder Scrolls mad libs
Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.
Here is my first one:
THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes
Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.
Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.
Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.
Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.
Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.
M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.
And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.
Notes:
I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.
Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.
Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.
In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.
Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin? Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...
So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?
Elder Scrolls madlibs
Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.
Here is my first one:
THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes
Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.
Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.
Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.
Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.
Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.
M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.
And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.
Notes:
I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.
Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.
Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.
In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.
Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin? Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...
So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out? M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.
And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.
Notes:
I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.
Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.
Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.
In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.
Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin? Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...
So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?