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2 years ago

Tbh I do see Lucien Lachance becoming a vampire had he survived the events of Applewatch only to continue murdering and to please the dread daddy.


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1 year ago
Make A Mysterious Cultist Killer Potato Man As A Cuddly Plushie Toy?
Make A Mysterious Cultist Killer Potato Man As A Cuddly Plushie Toy?

Make a mysterious cultist killer potato man as a cuddly plushie toy?

Yes, please.

Make A Mysterious Cultist Killer Potato Man As A Cuddly Plushie Toy?
Long tunic and pants
Fancy boots
Little Black Hand robe, gloves and belt
Lucien himself
Just in tunic and pants
Make A Mysterious Cultist Killer Potato Man As A Cuddly Plushie Toy?

You sleep rather soundly for a murderer.

Make A Mysterious Cultist Killer Potato Man As A Cuddly Plushie Toy?

He's so fucking adorable, I just want to squeeze him…

Make A Mysterious Cultist Killer Potato Man As A Cuddly Plushie Toy?

With my knife 💕


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6 years ago

Elder Scrolls mad libs

Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.

Here is my first one:

THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes

Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.

Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.

Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.

Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.

Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.

M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?


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6 years ago

Elder Scrolls madlibs

Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.

Here is my first one:

THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes

Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.

Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.

Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.

Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.

Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.

M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out? M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?


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6 years ago

Elder Scrolls Madlibs pt.3

She woke up at 3 a.m, stagnating and sweating tequila, remembering the awesome end of her best friend she might have had cygnets for. It slurped to remember.

She cynically sat up on the bed and became aware of a debugged, hooded figure in the room. She saw a guy wearing a suit, looking creepy and full of cold beer.

With a noble smile on his face, he started “You deduce rather gaily for a killer... That’s CAPITAL, lass! You’ll need a clear magnetic field for what I’m about to cook up.”

The Bosmer is as loud as Ariel on her first 3 days as a human.

“You prefer drugs, then? As do I, dear child, as do I. Good, now that I got your number, let me fight myself...I am Lucien Lachance, speaker for the death-eaters brotherhood and YOU...”, he pointed abruptly at her “are a FISH!... The dweeb mother has been watching you. Observing as you dab without grocery or remorse. The dweeb mother is most pleased!... That is why I vent here before you; I come with a guide, an i-phone to join our rather hedonistic family...


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4 years ago

Lucien Doesn’t like apple watch.

(made with oblivion’s voice files, imperial male lines, Wes Johnson)


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4 years ago

Lucien Lachance in google translate

AND it makes super sense. Lol.

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Lucien Lachance: We will watch your career with great interest.

And then somehow he becomes a force ghost. Maybe because his colleagues killed him.


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11 months ago

I was watching videos of Lucien Lachance and Claude Frollo back-to-back and I have this brainworm now of: I wonder if Wes Johnson was (even subconsciously) inspired by Frollo in creating the voice of Lucien?

Not only do their tones and manner of speech sound similar (at least to me personally) but Wes has stated about creating the voice in this video en quote: "In my mind I imagined this gaunt, stringy-haired, balding, dark circles under the eyes - just this malevolent, crooked, evil presence."

And it's like

Wes bruh kinda sounds to me like you're just describing Claude Frollo

I Was Watching Videos Of Lucien Lachance And Claude Frollo Back-to-back And I Have This Brainworm Now

OH! And coincidentally!! Both Frollo and Lachance:

✅️ Are men of strong, twisted faith

✅️ Are pure evil

✅️ Wear dark robes

✅️ Own a black horse

✅️ Die

I Was Watching Videos Of Lucien Lachance And Claude Frollo Back-to-back And I Have This Brainworm Now

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4 years ago
Ive Seen A Lot Of Stuff Dedicated To Spectral!lucien, And Figured That It Would Be Fun To Finally Sketch

I’ve seen a lot of stuff dedicated to spectral!lucien, and figured that it would be fun to finally sketch him.

I’m playing Oblivion for the first time, and joined the Brotherhood recently, knowing what happens to everyone because of looking at Skyrim stuff. I told myself I wouldn’t get attached. That didn’t happen. The Purification is going to suck.


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4 years ago

Elder Scrolls Headcannon Dump

I’m working on a quick comic featuring my Oblivion player character, Elidal, to practice making pages and drawing characters in environments. As I complete panels and pages I will show them, but until some are ready, here’s a bunch of the headcannons I’ve been thinking about while drawing.

I’ve only played Skyrim and Oblivion, so I may contradict stuff in the other games. Also, some spoilers for the Dark Brotherhood stories in both games.

Werewolves and Vampires:

Both have heightened senses of smell. However, the change for a werewolf is permanent, while a vampire’s will become more powerful as they go without feeding. Vampires also have to deal with the sun as well, as their eyes become more sensitive.

Different races taste different, and it’s not uncommon for someone to have a preference between them. Some vampires avoid the beast races, as their scales/feathers/horns and fur can make it difficult to get a clean bite. Argonians taste like fish, and the undead tend to taste like ash.

Unless healed quickly through magic, sunburns and wounds from silver weapons take a while to heal, and often scar badly.

If not a khajiit, who’s eyes already do this naturally, becoming a vampire will cause a vampire’s eyes to reflect light like a cat’s.

Argonian Werewolf Transformations:

Unlike the other races, they can’t grow fur.

Instead, their horns, spines, or webbing will become longer, and extend down the back, and occasionally along the forearms.

Feathers cover the shoulders, back of the head, and chest.

Similarly to khajiit, they already stand hunched over, so when transformed, it is faster and easier to move on fours, rather than standing.

They tend to look like buff drakes (flightless dragons that range in size from a large dog, to a large horse).

General Dark Brotherhood:

Both vampires and werewolves have their place within the family. However, vampires are a bit more prevalent. 

Overall, they’re a bit more subtle. Sure, a werewolf’s transformation may provide a different type of terror, but they tend to attract unwanted attention from witnesses and guards.

After the destruction of Falkreath Sanctuary, none of the survivors are fond of flame-based destruction magic. New recruits are encouraged to use ice-based magic instead. Not only is it cold like the void, but it won’t burn anything down. Babette is the most fond of this change.

Unlike other restoration spells, the Night Mother’s Caress, from Oblivion, doesn’t warm the caster. Instead, it numbs their fingertips, and chills their wounds. The loss of feeling can make it one of the least painful healing spells, but the caster is left shivering for a few minutes after.

The Keeper and members of the Black Hand each have a black hand print somewhere on their armor. Usually it is over the heart, but some members will put it around their wrist, on/near their shoulder blade, or just under their collar bone.

Beyond just the sanctuary guardians, the Dawnstar sanctuary often has past members of the Brotherhood helping their living family, training and teaching them about the traditions they often died for.

Lucien Lachance:

Before he died, he planted and tended to a number of flowers and mushrooms around Fort Farragut, for alchemical ingredients. Over the years the plants grew wild, and the ruin is now a great place for beginner alchemists to find materials.

After Death:

When he’s not summoned, he still watches over the garden, watching for potential recruits, and will guide candidates to join the family.

As he tires, the wounds from his death become more visible.

It’s subtle, but a werewolf might notice that he and other spectral assassins carry smells relating to their life and place of death. Lucien smells like rotten apples, melting snow, and mud.

The Night Mother sent him to watch over Cicero as he traveled to Skyrim.

Vicente Valtieri:

A few years before the HoK joined, he meet Babette, who had been turned a few years prior. The two were close, and they met in person a couple of times. Babette eventually learned how to summon him as a specter, and summons him regularly.

Trained new recruits, and was the one to give Teinaava his enchanted sword.

In order to feed regularly, he relied on other members bringing back blood from their contracts. If work was slow, the others would have to give up a bit of their own.

edit: just a small typo.


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1 year ago

He slept rather soundly for a murderer <3

He Slept Rather Soundly For A Murderer

[COMMISSIONS] - [PRINT] - [TES TAROT]

You'll never believe who managed to fix her Oblivion and began playing again dkjjnnklb

He Slept Rather Soundly For A Murderer
He Slept Rather Soundly For A Murderer

If you're interested, it's up as a print on my inprint !!!

Process and usual rambling below vvv

I've wanted to draw these two for such a long time ! Ever since I saw @t00thpasteface 's art and comics (you should check them out if you've never seen them before, they're *very* good), I've kinda fell in love with their dynamic ? who can blame me ! The skillful assassin being tasked to kill the new emperor, but don't go through with it because the man kinda cute and offered him wine fnflfl incredible (and don't get me started on the whole former priest of sanguine so maybe they already met before bit, I will start eating dry wall)- also it's a ship based on two characters who never met and I love that shit (if you've seen my stardew valley fanarts, you already know that dkfkk)

He Slept Rather Soundly For A Murderer
He Slept Rather Soundly For A Murderer

But I wanted to add my own spin on it :) by making lucien lachance the most hedonistic little cunt you've ever seen fkdkld the man is drinking fine wine first thing in the morning after the getting the best dick of his life- and making him eat what can only be describe as the most aggressively clichĂŠ french breakfast :))) as a treat (my french ass trying to come up with a decadent breakfast : hmmmmm how about jam on baguette and wine ?)

PS : and remember ! The first rule of perspective is to have fun and be yourself :D second rule is to never ask me where the floor is


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1 year ago
Lucien Lachance Stimboard For Me! Fun Fact, My First Ever Chosen Name And The One I Use IRL Is Lucien
Lucien Lachance Stimboard For Me! Fun Fact, My First Ever Chosen Name And The One I Use IRL Is Lucien
Lucien Lachance Stimboard For Me! Fun Fact, My First Ever Chosen Name And The One I Use IRL Is Lucien
Lucien Lachance Stimboard For Me! Fun Fact, My First Ever Chosen Name And The One I Use IRL Is Lucien
Lucien Lachance Stimboard For Me! Fun Fact, My First Ever Chosen Name And The One I Use IRL Is Lucien
Lucien Lachance Stimboard For Me! Fun Fact, My First Ever Chosen Name And The One I Use IRL Is Lucien
Lucien Lachance Stimboard For Me! Fun Fact, My First Ever Chosen Name And The One I Use IRL Is Lucien
Lucien Lachance Stimboard For Me! Fun Fact, My First Ever Chosen Name And The One I Use IRL Is Lucien
Lucien Lachance Stimboard For Me! Fun Fact, My First Ever Chosen Name And The One I Use IRL Is Lucien

lucien lachance stimboard for me! fun fact, my first ever chosen name and the one i use IRL is Lucien because of him!

sources under cut not in order but labelled

https://www.tumblr.com/leostimstuff/751489529307971584/whittakermaster-based-on-spoopdeedoops-art-for?source=share knife 

https://www.tumblr.com/catsmillys/753206510651310080/father-gregor-stimboard-%F0%93%82%83-4-an0nthecat?source=share black fabric 1

https://www.tumblr.com/sensitiveseal/747957412864147456/baikal-seal-stimboard-x-x-x-x?source=share black fabric 2

https://www.tumblr.com/loverium/748957131334729728/id-go-for-the-neckbut-im-not-a-brain?source=share blood

https://www.tumblr.com/stupidstimboards/740460908163235840/brock-stimboard-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x?source=share blood


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