Elder Scrolls Mad Libs

Elder Scrolls mad libs

Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.

Here is my first one:

THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes

Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.

Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.

Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.

Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.

Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.

M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?

DAEDRIC PRINCES IN GOOGLE TRANSLATE

Le the first time playing as a bad guy. My character almost had that Grinchy smile too

warmups and such, bc i know everyone was dying to know how my skyrim playthrough is going- my girl is the number one world’s best thieve’s guildmaster werewolf dragonborn

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Elder Scrolls madlibs

Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.

Here is my first one:

THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes

Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.

Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.

Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.

Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.

Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.

M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out? M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?

Sheography of Sheogorath pt.2: Metal Alchemy and the Book of Rabies

This is the 2nd part of my google-translated Sheogorath Bio. It’s About the Artifacts of Sheogorath.

There are many artifacts associated with Geogorath, among the warehouses of many others, in which there will be no Wabbajack the most famous, and which must therefore be considered in the context of metal transformation or the cause of death. Some members of the Everscamp team also include Sheogorath, Others include Sugora armored Gamolbulpadi folk forklift, an art known as “Multi-disc burning is the power to chase our dreams.” , and the lesser known element, Folium Discognitum, a powerful book containing scenes of rabies. Along with Hircine Prince of Hunt, he is associated with bitter grace. In soot, the Prince Hunt is intimate pathetic.

Some Mad terms of the Shivering Isles: Sheogoraphy

Sheogoraphy= Also known as Sheography or Shoggraphy, refers to magical and/or cursed objects and written works that mostly consist of Maddening writings and nonsensical scribbles. The Folium Discognitum is one of the Greatest works of Sheography. Hermaeus Mora’s private library hosts a few lesser works.

The term may also apply to literary works of  inspiration, confusing or seemingly nonsensical that hide great insight.

Ironically (or not), the 36 Lessons of Vivec are technically considered Sheogoraphy.