Elder Scrolls Mad Libs

Elder Scrolls mad libs

Or more like Elder scrolls autocomplete/ auto-correct / mad libs.

Here is my first one:

THE OBLIVION CRISIS, behind the scenes

Lucien Lachance don’t mind that we offer free delivery to your door and Vicente Valtieri did a quick overview of the vampires of our lives.

Martin Septim went from being s little too small to a high risk business strategy. Uriel sent the wrong thing to the blades master and now Jauffre is not available for immediate delivery. Baurus and the others think that the company has taken a fantastic job and that everything is going great.

Meanwhile, in Oblivion, Mehrunes Dagon can’t find his laptop and Sheo is about to change the world of Harry Potter and the E bay. Haskill thinks that it would be better to just let Jyggalag, the driver, make a real problem.

Mankar Camoran and his merry band of cultist kraken cauliflowers sing the ancient woodland songs to appease the gross jesters of Nocturnal because she got mad after they kept stressing her favorite clients. I mean dogs.

Also, Mannimarco, the king of Wuv has come back to Cyrodiil and is in the mood for some fun with his pals, the judges of Tamriel’s got talent. But Arch-operator Traven of the Arcane Brewery wants to ruin his face and won’t let him do it. So, instead, he is stuck with a couple of cool looking retards and is trying to get some high.

M’aiq does not want to know how things will work out. He and the Nerevarine go for a drink in Todd Howard’s garage. There they meet Gabe Newell and gossip about Sload mash.

And that is how COC!Sheo got the most amazing idea to create the minions.

Notes:

I am surprised that it connected Vicente with the word vampires.

Also, according to Cyrodiilians of E3 433, the Nerevarine is on an expedition to Akavir. Either the Nerevarine was lying or Todd Howard’s garage is (in) Akavir and Gabe Newell is in Akavir.

Or Todd Howard has kidnapped Gabe Newell and now a doppelganger is posing as him. Or the Nerevarine and M’aiq are Gods that mastered Chim or whatever and they can get out of the godhead or the screen to chill irl.

In that case, M’aiq in our world, outside the godhead, has a human form. Who do you think he is? Please suggest only mortal people, not any religious figures from non-media related religions.

Or are Todd Howard and Gabe Newell friends? Like Zeus and Odin?  Idk. I googled it. I don’t think so...

So... I guess the highest mountain in Akavir (Todd Howard’s Garage?), please suggest name, is like the Olympus where all the gaming and in-game gods hang out?

Please send naming suggestions

For the highest mountain in Akavir (in) Todd Howard’s garage which is like the Olympus where Gaming and in-game deities like the Nerevarine, Godd Howard, Lord Gaben and M’aiq the liar hang out (and gossip about sh*t like Sload mash).

Also Sheo and of course Sanguine.

Also, is Talos, or even the ldb invited?

Aedric Court of Justice

Or a Jeremy Kyle show thing?

With Judge/Jeremy!Stendarr

Cases:

-The whole who is an Aedra, Daedra or Magna Ge ; Meridia’s case was a scandal.

-The Punishment of Lorkhan; Either sentencing him or taking this case as injustice and having to find out who was more responsible and why.

- Sentencing of Jyggalag.

-Kagrenac and the fate of the Dwemer. What happens to them and why he did it.

-The transformation of the Snow Elves to Dunmer.

- Trinimac changing his name and occupation to Malacath and his sphere of oblivion.

-Akatosh being an irresponsible father for Alduin’s case and a neglecting one in the cases of Durnehviir and Miraak.

-Daedric Dragonborn fetish

And many more.....?

Daedra Translate: Malacath

Daedra Translate isn’t just about Sheo. This part is about Malacath, what I got in Google-Translate and arranged to make a somewhat coherent bio.

Input: Google translate

Malacath

 Malacath  -  is the leader of the defense, they both rejected masculinity.

Prince of Marrakech, saint of exiles and forbidden. [Malacath?]

Malacath - The leader of the nomadic sector distorted our master's consent.

Malacat-The head of the church who stole the fifth from us.

Malacath - The head of the religious department stole our master's degree.

 Output: Daedra Translate

Malacath, Prince of Marrakesh, is the Minister of defense. By leading a nomadic sector of the church, he stole the degree of a religious leader and revoked the 5th commandment.

AU where Miraak is a bouncer or is he just channeling his inner ‘‘greybeard’’?

Lotsa Gan characters references lately... Maybe like Gandalf who ‘‘died’’ and came back happier and lighter in colour, Mimi will also come back less of an a**hole and with his robes bleached from the toxic goo of Apocrypha?

Or is it just the ldb STVing?

I wish he had more dialogue :(

How I kinda see the meeting between the ldb (Lord/Lady Decibel?) and Miraak (Mimi) went down.

Pretty much what I get from a combination of fanfics and the original voice lines.

I know, my audio editing skill are kinda bad but I hope you get it.

Like Ganon from Zelda? He also gets trapped in a book, I think?

Lady Decibel ‘cause loud. That was my nickname at uni