Grishaverse Incorrect Quotes - Tumblr Posts

Matthias: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Jesper: Well, Wylan and I-

Wylan: *elbows Jesper*

Jesper: …wouldn’t know.

matthias: how does one "wake up and choose violence"?

kaz, in the kitchen, drinking coffee with 10 shots of espresso that's pretty much petroleum: good morning

wylan: you do that.

Nikolai: Sorry for calling you with such urgency, but this is a war we can't win alone and we need all the possible help

Alina: Is it the fjerdans? or shu han?

Nikolai: i wish, this is an even bloodier situation. We are playing paintball against Nina´s friends

Mal: What, is that it?

Zoya: You weren't there, you don't know...

Alina: Aren't they like seventeen? And only one of them is grisha. Also, you told me they were just six of them, and all of your team´s number already surpases theirs even if we don't join. That doesn't sounds fair

Zoya: No, is not fair. We need a whole army for those little bastards but all our volunteers chickened out and ran away.

Nikolai: This is kind of their game; they have an strategist, a sneaky one you never see coming, one with perfect aim, one with no cares about the rules so just trows paint bombs, Nina is unpredictable; she sometimes does the puppy dog eyes and sometimes she lifts a hoard of zombies, and then there is the human bait guy that i KNOW is bait (he even has a shirt that says "bait" but somehow i always keep falling for that.