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Greetings! If you haven’t heard, the Wizard Council has voted to dissolve Quebec. This will certainly leave countless innocents dead. A tragedy.

As you cannot afford spaghetti, I have acquired quite a lot of it for you. *miniature skeletal warriors carry in a bit too much spaghetti*

Thank you for your service in recording an unbiased history of the war.

Best regards,

A vaguely humanoid skeleton in a weird-looking cape

It is a shame to hear what is happening to Quebec. My father's family was from there, may my gran-gran rest in peace. And thank you for the spaghetti. I shall use it sparingly. Which milk would you like chocolate or strawberry?