Greetings! If You Havent Heard, The Wizard Council Has Voted To Dissolve Quebec. This Will Certainly

Greetings! If you haven’t heard, the Wizard Council has voted to dissolve Quebec. This will certainly leave countless innocents dead. A tragedy.

As you cannot afford spaghetti, I have acquired quite a lot of it for you. *miniature skeletal warriors carry in a bit too much spaghetti*

Thank you for your service in recording an unbiased history of the war.

Best regards,

A vaguely humanoid skeleton in a weird-looking cape

It is a shame to hear what is happening to Quebec. My father's family was from there, may my gran-gran rest in peace. And thank you for the spaghetti. I shall use it sparingly. Which milk would you like chocolate or strawberry?

A great caw can be heard over head.

A letter flitters down

11/21/2022 The First News Letter

Wizard Wonderwyrm turns to rubber to defend against attacks

A skeleton and wizard fight, this turns into a game of tennis with a skeleton head for the wiffle ball, the head's feelings are unknown about this development.

Wizard council approved blunt force with magical staffs as a "spell", local non-magi question whether or not the council knows the meaning of the term spells.

Wizard gets outsmarted by a skeleton who left an explosive skeleton head in a gift wrapped box

Peasants question what the "Wizard Council" is. Some feel unsafe knowing these folk may be working in high positions of power such as tax collector and other government positions.

The peasants of the kingdom ask; what set off this war, how long has it been fought, and when we might see an end.

The Academia and the High Council fight over whether or not archeology digs for information on the war should be legal or if it goes against the laws of the kingdom.

I am not a wizard nor am I a skeleton (yet). What I am is a humble peasant farmer, but what I seek is to record the wizard and skeleton war of 2022 for the generation after us. Many will oppose this action. No one will stop it. Daily updates on the war will begin tomorrow and I will start forming a timeline to be posted after it has ended. Both sides are welcome to bring information, but not weapons to my home. (Milk for skeletons, soup for wizards (I am not rich enough for spaghetti))

hello kindred farmer! i heard you seek information, may i interest you in the story of some of my skeletal battles?

Please! I love long tales. If you need it you may sleep here tonight. We have a fireplace for warmth and stew. I have a spare room for guests.

The rules for the skeleton war (unknown date; seemingly ancient: carved in stone)

GUIDELINES FOR

1: No doxxing, no bullying, no death threats. Such cowardly acts are UNBEFITTING OF THE SKELETON WAR

2: If a wizard casts a spell you must follow it. If they cast “turn undead” you must flee, unless you’re a heckin big boi. If a wizard casts “nuclear fire blast” then you’re dead. If a wizard casts the penis shrinking spell then YOU CAN LAUGH IN THEIR FACE BECAUSE SKELETONS DONT HAVE PENISES

3: If you blaze skeleton war post, link back to this original post with guidelines to OFFICIALLY DRAFT MORE SOULS INTO THE SKELETON WAR

why should I support the skeleton war?

Wouldn’t you rather see tumblr community nonsense instead of corporate brand pandering? Tumblr is one of the last true remnants of the old internet before everything became soulless algorithmic husks. Yeah its cringe sometimes, but its our cringe.

Hosting a social media website is not profitable, so thats why dev teams turn to advertisers, because our information and attention becomes their only product they can sell. If the community can invest in tumblr through blazed posts then we can get more frog elections and crabs and less fake friendly corporate bs.

its after halloween, isnt it a bit late for the sk-

THE SKELETON WAR IS UNBOUND BY YOUR MEAGER MORTAL REVELRIES

HOW DO I PARTICIPATE (AND NOT PARTICIPATE?)

A caw can be heard over head.

24/11/2022 Turkey day.

Seemingly both skeletons and wizards alike celebrate turkey day as well as it has been a slow day.

Wizard implies skeletons are dead wizards, if true does this mean this is a civil war?

More and more skeletons looking less and less human. Skeleton species and what you need to know about them.

Happy turkey day and have some gravy