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brain full of hange zoe worms i am in critical condition
i regret i didn't watch aot when it was still ongoing :((( 2020-2021 aot fandom was so funny
i wanna write!!!!!!!!! send submissions plz
i think hange would be a great cook
sex with hange would be nastyyy. hange zoe is a freak fr. they would always try new toys with you. they probably have a piss kink too. the sex is sloppyyy, always using their mouth and spit.
i was born in the right generation. i love massage chairs and hange zoe
I like to think hange would be studying chemistry or chemical engineering if not biology. I noticed that people who do chemistry are sssomewhat good cooks/food critics. I like to think hange would love baking/cooking for their s/o ....
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a praise towards hange's character is a praise for me too
i wish everyone a good night, me personally im fondling hange's boobs tonight
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hange the type to adopt a stinky, skrunkly, starving kitten on the street
hange zoe would hate invasive species
my Hange Zoe headcanons
cooks good food i swearrr. when they cook they're lazy with it and just eyeballs ingredients but the food always turns out DELICIOUS
eats the seeds of a watermelon because they're too lazy to spit them out
hange is very ticklish ( ˶ˆᗜˆ˵ ) hehehe
secretly loves cuddles
has a very diverse music taste
cuts their fingernails every 2 weeks because they hate long nails
a 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 in bed......
hange loves boobs
takes the worst photos.
BAD handwriting
likes to smell their own farts
i personally think mappa did hange zoe justice
who would've thought the ecology class that i took last semester would add some spice to my hange headcanons
Hange: You're either a smart fella or a fart smella
Levi: ...
Hange: By the looks of it, I'm the smart fella here so
ok so wait imagine hange smoking while getting zown with you… iykwim 🤭
Splayed out on the bed, your legs tremble and vision unfocused as Hange watches you gasp for air. They're sitting in front of you, wearing a wifebeater and loose sweatpants. You had lost count after they delayed your orgasm for the third time. You look like a mess. Your lips swollen from biting them and tear stains on your face.
The sound of Hange lighting up a cigarette snaps you out of your dazed state. You watch as they hollow their cheeks and then blow out smoke.
"You're staring." They say as a smirk forms on their lips. You look away, feeling shy and gaining awareness that you're naked and look like a mess. The scent of the cigarette fills the room, feeling more humiliated by the second. Your eyes stare at the ceiling as you feel frustrated by the lack of stimulation. Attempting to be sneaky, you try to touch yourself for some relief. Stupid idea. Hange is right in front of you. They take the cigarette out of their mouth and lightly graze the burning end on your inner thigh.
"Ow! What the fuck?" you flinched. "I don't remember giving you permission to touch yourself." Hange retorted.
You peel your hands away from yourself, squeezing your eyes shut in hopes to gain patience for the situation. Suddenly, you feel a pair of hands spreading your legs.
"Don't move.", you hear Hange firmly say. You tried to obey as much as you can, but it's hard not to tremble when they're touching everywhere except the needy spot between your legs. Hange traces patterns on the skin of your inner thighs, feeling their warm breath on you.
Tears are welling in your eyes. You're so desperate for a release. "Hange, please..." you barely whisper. "Hm? I didn't quite hear that." Hange slurred because of the cigarette on their lips. You inhaled deeply, trying to gather courage to ask Hange to touch you.
"Please touch me. I really need to cum." You sobbed. Hange takes their hands off you to take one last hit of the cigarette. They toss the rest of the cigarette away. "Since you asked so nicely." They replied before kissing you sweetly.
ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵉᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵃʰᵃ ⁽*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ⁾ ⁱ ᵏⁱⁿᵈᵃ ˢᵗʳᵃʸᵉᵈ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵘʳ ᵖʳᵒᵐᵖᵗ ᴵᴹ ˢᴼᴿᴿʸʸʸ ⁱ ᵍᵒᵗ ᶜᵃʳʳⁱᵉᵈ ᵃʷᵃʸ ⁱ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵗʰᵒ read part 2 here
Naked in Manhattan (Hange x Reader)
part 2 of this
You lose yourself to Hange's lips. They take the lead whilst you try your best to keep up while holding their nape. Hange slips a hand between your legs and finally touches your needy spot. You moan from the touch. Hange takes the chance to slip their tongue in your mouth.
Hange's warm hand on your bottom has you lightheaded as they continue to pleasure you. Their other hand gripping the surface of your body. You're reduced to a crying mess while Hange works you closer to your orgasm.
"Please... don't stop." The words barely escape your mouth because you're so focused on reaching your climax. Hange doesn't respond. Instead, they bite your bottom lip.
It feels so good, you thought to yourself. You're gasping for air. The knot in your stomach is tight, begging to be released. As if Hange can read your mind, they whisper close to your ear, "Go ahead, doll. Cum for me.".
Your mouth opens for a silent scream, body shaking as you climax. Your body goes numb for a few seconds while you're seeing stars. Hange doesn't stop touching you until you whine from sensitivity.
Hange is kissing all over your face and neck while you're catching your breath. After a few seconds pass, you hear them say in a teasing tone, "You back?" You jokingly smack their back as a response.
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writing is so fun pls send more submissions dont be shy
Erwin: "His body is badly bruised, and he is suffering from blunt force trauma."
Hange, clearly not paying attention: "You're telling me a blunt forced this trauma?"
I Want You (Hange x Reader)
summary: you save a stressed Hange Zoe from commander duties
tags: canonverse, mentions of death, hurt/comfort, pinning, hopeful ending, stressed hange zoe, spoilers, gender neutral reader, nonbinary hange
The land inside the walls is small. Everyone knows everyone. You were from the same hometown as Hange. They were a childhood friend who lived a few steps away from your house.
Young Hange Zoe, to put it simply, was a chatterbox. They loved talking about anything under the sun. They especially wouldn't shut up about the heroes of humanity, aka the survey corps. Their fascination and love towards the survey corps were contagious.
One day, they break the news that they will be joining the survey corps. It caught you off guard, but of course, it's the Hange Zoe. There is no other path that suits them better.
The thought of Hange leaving was gut-wrenching, but you were supportive of them nonetheless. Bidding your goodbyes and best wishes, you and Hange share a hug for what you thought was the last time.
Existing without them was dull. You missed the only person who brought some thrill to your life. To somewhat alleviate your sadness, you two remained in touch by exchanging letters.
Despite being a handwritten document, the letters make you feel as though Hange is still with you as the bright creature they are. You learn about the fascinating things about their job, the titans, their gear, and some silly stories about their peers. In a way, their letters make you feel included.
Years pass. Eventually, you realize that the walls are suffocating. You wanted to do something worth your time. Soon enough, you find yourself in the same spot as Hange, training, learning, and dedicating your heart to humanity.
To say Hange missed you is an understatement. During the time they were away, they longed for your presence; Yearning for the warmth and comfort you provide them.
It wasn't long before Hange Zoe became the new commander. It was a big change for the survey corps. From hundreds of soldiers, to just a small team of youngsters.
Life has been devastating. To top it all off, witnessing Hange go from their bright and bubbly self to stern and grim is heartbreaking.
You watch days go by as Hange skips meals, sleep, and rest. They've locked themself at their office, finishing paperwork and working on research. It hurts to watch Hange waste away like this. There's nothing more you wanted to do but to help even just a little bit. However, seeing their state makes you fear that they would just push you away even more.
One day, you woke up to do your normal morning routine; Freshen up, change clothes, and eat breakfast. Uneventful as always, which was a wake up call for you.
With heavy steps, you walk to Hange's office, an apple and a piece of bread in your hands. You contemplate knocking, but the door suddenly opens. It's Levi. He shut the door before confronting you, "What are you doing?".
"I don't think Hange has eaten, so I brought these for them." You manage to blurt out. Levi eyes you up and down before walking away. "Go ahead."
You take a deep breath before entering the office, you forgo knocking which surprised the person slumped over the desk. You placed the apple and bread at the edge of their table which wasn’t scattered with papers and unfamiliar objects. Then, you leave the room. No formalities, no greetings, no words exchanged.
Lunch went by, you didn't even register that you didn't see Hange until dinner time. You realized that you’ve gotten used to their absence. Losing your appetite after the realization, you consider bringing them food again, risking the chance of seeming annoying to Hange.
With a tray of food and a cup of water. You step inside Hange’s office once again. Noticing the state of the table, it was neater than when you last saw it. You place the meal on the table, away from the papers to avoid making a mess. You leave the office again without making conversation.
Bringing them food has now become a routine. You have also become more mindful of the time, making sure you bring them something to eat for every meal of the day.
It was another day, you brought Hange breakfast to their table until they hesitantly called your name. You face them with a smile. “Yes, commander?”. They groaned at the honorific. “Dude, shut up. Acting like we’re not childhood friends.” You lightly chuckle at that. “Well…?” You asked.
Hange took a quick glimpse of your face before looking away abashedly. “Can you um.. Can you maybe help me with these papers? Like categorize them? Of course you don’t have to. You might be busy-”. Hange rambled before you cut them off. “I’d love to help you, Hange! Of course, I can help you.”.
“Are you serious? I mean, really? You don’t have to-”. Hange continued to chatter, but you ignored them. Bringing a chair to sit in front of them to begin categorizing the papers which prompted Hange to stop blabbering.
Silence filled the office until Hange began to speak again, “Thank you… really.”. You smiled, proud of yourself. “It’s nothing, Hange. You know I love to help you.”. I love being around you, is what you wanted to say.
You’re almost finished when you think you hear your stomach rumble. “Um, Hange? I’m about to finish this soon. Do you want to eat lunch after?” Hesitation is written all over their face before giving you a meek nod. “Yeah, sure. You made my work lighter after all.”. Your face presented a grin, but you were celebrating and dancing in your head.
Later that afternoon, you eat in comfortable silence in front of the commander. You can’t help but notice the way they brighten up just from stepping outside of their office. "Wow, I missed this.". They say as they chuckled heartily.
"Yeah? You should take breaks, commander.". You said while gazing at them to see if they would react to the title you called them. "Well, cadet." They played along. "I just have so much work to do. I don’t have the luxury to even eat meals outside of my office anymore." They answer with a sigh.
"I would love to help you, Commander Hange. With anything. May it be organizing your papers or assisting you with your experiments or research."
"Are you sure?" They asked, frowning. "Yes, I would really love to.".
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With soft eyes, Hange accepts your offer. "Thank you, y/n. I’m really grateful." Stuttering a little. You smile in response, finishing the last bits of your food.