Hange Zoe X Reader - Tumblr Posts
i personally think mappa did hange zoe justice
who would've thought the ecology class that i took last semester would add some spice to my hange headcanons
Hange: You're either a smart fella or a fart smella
Levi: ...
Hange: By the looks of it, I'm the smart fella here so
ok so wait imagine hange smoking while getting zown with you… iykwim 🤭
Splayed out on the bed, your legs tremble and vision unfocused as Hange watches you gasp for air. They're sitting in front of you, wearing a wifebeater and loose sweatpants. You had lost count after they delayed your orgasm for the third time. You look like a mess. Your lips swollen from biting them and tear stains on your face.
The sound of Hange lighting up a cigarette snaps you out of your dazed state. You watch as they hollow their cheeks and then blow out smoke.
"You're staring." They say as a smirk forms on their lips. You look away, feeling shy and gaining awareness that you're naked and look like a mess. The scent of the cigarette fills the room, feeling more humiliated by the second. Your eyes stare at the ceiling as you feel frustrated by the lack of stimulation. Attempting to be sneaky, you try to touch yourself for some relief. Stupid idea. Hange is right in front of you. They take the cigarette out of their mouth and lightly graze the burning end on your inner thigh.
"Ow! What the fuck?" you flinched. "I don't remember giving you permission to touch yourself." Hange retorted.
You peel your hands away from yourself, squeezing your eyes shut in hopes to gain patience for the situation. Suddenly, you feel a pair of hands spreading your legs.
"Don't move.", you hear Hange firmly say. You tried to obey as much as you can, but it's hard not to tremble when they're touching everywhere except the needy spot between your legs. Hange traces patterns on the skin of your inner thighs, feeling their warm breath on you.
Tears are welling in your eyes. You're so desperate for a release. "Hange, please..." you barely whisper. "Hm? I didn't quite hear that." Hange slurred because of the cigarette on their lips. You inhaled deeply, trying to gather courage to ask Hange to touch you.
"Please touch me. I really need to cum." You sobbed. Hange takes their hands off you to take one last hit of the cigarette. They toss the rest of the cigarette away. "Since you asked so nicely." They replied before kissing you sweetly.
ᵗʰⁱˢ ⁱˢ ᵐʸ ʷʳⁱᵗⁱⁿᵍ ᵈᵉᵇᵘᵗ ʰᵃʰᵃ ⁽*꒦ິ꒳꒦ີ⁾ ⁱ ᵏⁱⁿᵈᵃ ˢᵗʳᵃʸᵉᵈ ᵃʷᵃʸ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ᵘʳ ᵖʳᵒᵐᵖᵗ ᴵᴹ ˢᴼᴿᴿʸʸʸ ⁱ ᵍᵒᵗ ᶜᵃʳʳⁱᵉᵈ ᵃʷᵃʸ ⁱ ʰᵒᵖᵉ ᵗʰⁱˢ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵗⁱˡˡ ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᵗʰᵒ read part 2 here
Naked in Manhattan (Hange x Reader)
part 2 of this
You lose yourself to Hange's lips. They take the lead whilst you try your best to keep up while holding their nape. Hange slips a hand between your legs and finally touches your needy spot. You moan from the touch. Hange takes the chance to slip their tongue in your mouth.
Hange's warm hand on your bottom has you lightheaded as they continue to pleasure you. Their other hand gripping the surface of your body. You're reduced to a crying mess while Hange works you closer to your orgasm.
"Please... don't stop." The words barely escape your mouth because you're so focused on reaching your climax. Hange doesn't respond. Instead, they bite your bottom lip.
It feels so good, you thought to yourself. You're gasping for air. The knot in your stomach is tight, begging to be released. As if Hange can read your mind, they whisper close to your ear, "Go ahead, doll. Cum for me.".
Your mouth opens for a silent scream, body shaking as you climax. Your body goes numb for a few seconds while you're seeing stars. Hange doesn't stop touching you until you whine from sensitivity.
Hange is kissing all over your face and neck while you're catching your breath. After a few seconds pass, you hear them say in a teasing tone, "You back?" You jokingly smack their back as a response.
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writing is so fun pls send more submissions dont be shy
Erwin: "His body is badly bruised, and he is suffering from blunt force trauma."
Hange, clearly not paying attention: "You're telling me a blunt forced this trauma?"
I Want You (Hange x Reader)
summary: you save a stressed Hange Zoe from commander duties
tags: canonverse, mentions of death, hurt/comfort, pinning, hopeful ending, stressed hange zoe, spoilers, gender neutral reader, nonbinary hange
The land inside the walls is small. Everyone knows everyone. You were from the same hometown as Hange. They were a childhood friend who lived a few steps away from your house.
Young Hange Zoe, to put it simply, was a chatterbox. They loved talking about anything under the sun. They especially wouldn't shut up about the heroes of humanity, aka the survey corps. Their fascination and love towards the survey corps were contagious.
One day, they break the news that they will be joining the survey corps. It caught you off guard, but of course, it's the Hange Zoe. There is no other path that suits them better.
The thought of Hange leaving was gut-wrenching, but you were supportive of them nonetheless. Bidding your goodbyes and best wishes, you and Hange share a hug for what you thought was the last time.
Existing without them was dull. You missed the only person who brought some thrill to your life. To somewhat alleviate your sadness, you two remained in touch by exchanging letters.
Despite being a handwritten document, the letters make you feel as though Hange is still with you as the bright creature they are. You learn about the fascinating things about their job, the titans, their gear, and some silly stories about their peers. In a way, their letters make you feel included.
Years pass. Eventually, you realize that the walls are suffocating. You wanted to do something worth your time. Soon enough, you find yourself in the same spot as Hange, training, learning, and dedicating your heart to humanity.
To say Hange missed you is an understatement. During the time they were away, they longed for your presence; Yearning for the warmth and comfort you provide them.
It wasn't long before Hange Zoe became the new commander. It was a big change for the survey corps. From hundreds of soldiers, to just a small team of youngsters.
Life has been devastating. To top it all off, witnessing Hange go from their bright and bubbly self to stern and grim is heartbreaking.
You watch days go by as Hange skips meals, sleep, and rest. They've locked themself at their office, finishing paperwork and working on research. It hurts to watch Hange waste away like this. There's nothing more you wanted to do but to help even just a little bit. However, seeing their state makes you fear that they would just push you away even more.
One day, you woke up to do your normal morning routine; Freshen up, change clothes, and eat breakfast. Uneventful as always, which was a wake up call for you.
With heavy steps, you walk to Hange's office, an apple and a piece of bread in your hands. You contemplate knocking, but the door suddenly opens. It's Levi. He shut the door before confronting you, "What are you doing?".
"I don't think Hange has eaten, so I brought these for them." You manage to blurt out. Levi eyes you up and down before walking away. "Go ahead."
You take a deep breath before entering the office, you forgo knocking which surprised the person slumped over the desk. You placed the apple and bread at the edge of their table which wasn’t scattered with papers and unfamiliar objects. Then, you leave the room. No formalities, no greetings, no words exchanged.
Lunch went by, you didn't even register that you didn't see Hange until dinner time. You realized that you’ve gotten used to their absence. Losing your appetite after the realization, you consider bringing them food again, risking the chance of seeming annoying to Hange.
With a tray of food and a cup of water. You step inside Hange’s office once again. Noticing the state of the table, it was neater than when you last saw it. You place the meal on the table, away from the papers to avoid making a mess. You leave the office again without making conversation.
Bringing them food has now become a routine. You have also become more mindful of the time, making sure you bring them something to eat for every meal of the day.
It was another day, you brought Hange breakfast to their table until they hesitantly called your name. You face them with a smile. “Yes, commander?”. They groaned at the honorific. “Dude, shut up. Acting like we’re not childhood friends.” You lightly chuckle at that. “Well…?” You asked.
Hange took a quick glimpse of your face before looking away abashedly. “Can you um.. Can you maybe help me with these papers? Like categorize them? Of course you don’t have to. You might be busy-”. Hange rambled before you cut them off. “I’d love to help you, Hange! Of course, I can help you.”.
“Are you serious? I mean, really? You don’t have to-”. Hange continued to chatter, but you ignored them. Bringing a chair to sit in front of them to begin categorizing the papers which prompted Hange to stop blabbering.
Silence filled the office until Hange began to speak again, “Thank you… really.”. You smiled, proud of yourself. “It’s nothing, Hange. You know I love to help you.”. I love being around you, is what you wanted to say.
You’re almost finished when you think you hear your stomach rumble. “Um, Hange? I’m about to finish this soon. Do you want to eat lunch after?” Hesitation is written all over their face before giving you a meek nod. “Yeah, sure. You made my work lighter after all.”. Your face presented a grin, but you were celebrating and dancing in your head.
Later that afternoon, you eat in comfortable silence in front of the commander. You can’t help but notice the way they brighten up just from stepping outside of their office. "Wow, I missed this.". They say as they chuckled heartily.
"Yeah? You should take breaks, commander.". You said while gazing at them to see if they would react to the title you called them. "Well, cadet." They played along. "I just have so much work to do. I don’t have the luxury to even eat meals outside of my office anymore." They answer with a sigh.
"I would love to help you, Commander Hange. With anything. May it be organizing your papers or assisting you with your experiments or research."
"Are you sure?" They asked, frowning. "Yes, I would really love to.".
i actually dont know what the fuck im doing but thanks for readinggg ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡ divider by @/saradika
With soft eyes, Hange accepts your offer. "Thank you, y/n. I’m really grateful." Stuttering a little. You smile in response, finishing the last bits of your food.
i NEEEED marleyan hange
im think im just writing hange fanfics to satisfy my personal desires
they watch tentacle porn for hours
pic from pinterest
If Hange Zoe was a college student
Studies biology or chemistry
The worst outfits ever™️ look at this i beg
Is always on time for classes but arrives sweaty and panting
You will catch them riding a bike or scooter around campus with a helmet. They look silly but #safetyfirst i guess
Alone most of the time. Whenever you see them with other people, it's usually the same group of friends
Stays at the library during vacant periods because they prefer quiet places
They dont like studying at cafes because they get distracted easily (they find cafes noisy, the smell of different drinks is distracting, and someone is always moving at the corner of their eye)
Backpack or satchel user
Sometimes, you'll see grass stains on their pants because they like to rest under a tree. They also like to eat their sandwiches and drink fruit juice there.
Doesn't go to parties. It's overstimulating!!!
26546515 pins on their bag and ID lanyard
Fucking nerd (endearing)
The best partner for projects because they give good ideas and actually help
Doesn't take studying seriously, but they're also very scared of failing
They don't have a solid daily routine, but they have to be productive/accomplish something every day or they will start to tweak
Their sleep sched is fuuuucked
Only asks the professor questions when they find the class interesting
Sometimes, professors pick a random student to answer their question. Whenever Hange falls victim, they answer the question right most of the time. Even if they don't, they're still pretty close to the answer the professor is looking for
They only volunteer to answer when the class is dead silent because they want to move on
Takes physical notes
Do not ask for notes though. They've got BAD handwriting that only they can understand
Grows attached to classmates/professors when the semester is about to end
They're a part of an organization that feeds the cats and dogs of the campus.
They're pretty confident and laid back, but you have to approach them first if u want to be friends
Likes to think that they look presentable, but their fashion sense is just...
Despite their silly outfits, lots of girls like them because Hange is just so smart and charming
They're completely oblivious about it though
are these headcanons or me projecting? we'll never know
very much inspired by this and this
If Hange Zoe had social media
Solely uses instagram to repost stories that they were tagged in. If they do post, I imagine them being:
Photos of them at a wedding wearing a suit
Selfies and photos after a successful experiment
Photos during a fieldwork
A single photo of an interesting leaf/rock
Posts a bunch of lame jokes and shower thoughts they had on twitter (X). They also retweet important news.
Sometimes they would browse on reddit, tumblr, and facebook for science puns and relatable science shit. They also like to read random theories.
I feel like they’d enjoy watching tiktok. Their fyp would be those galvanized square steel room design stuff, silly cat, dog, whatever animal videos, wood soup asmr, and satisfying videos.
On youtube they would watch conspiracy theories, more cat videos, world history, and aqualife/national geographic documentaries. I bet they would’ve also loved buzzfeed.
thinking about horny drunk hange
Hange Zoe as your roommate
Showers at night
Their stuff is unorganized
Keeps their mess on their side of the room
Clothes are scattered on their bed
They're mostly quiet
Hunched at their computer 90% of the time
Always wearing headphones/earphones
When you wake up in the middle of the night, their desk lamp is still open and they're still on their computer
They have a collection of rocks
They probably display a figurine of some kind
A printed photo of their favorite fictional character is taped to the ceiling right above their bed. It's been there for months. They say it protects them from the monsters under their bed
Paces back and forth in the room when they're stressed
They snap out of it when they realize youre in the room
Every once in a while, you have to remind them to clean up
They bring you food sometimes
They wake up to alarms easily because they're sensitive to noise
They own two support plushies
Masterlist
🍇 - fluff
🍎 - smut
🍊 - angst
🍋 - attempt at comedy
🫐 - stupid shit
my hange zoe headcanons 🍇🍋
naked in manhattan pt. 1 pt. 2 🍎
i want you 🍊🍇
hange zoe as a college student 🍇🍋
if hange zoe had social media 🍇🍋
hange zoe as your roommate 🫐
red wine supernova 🍎🍇
divider by @/saradika-graphics
hange fuckin u w the strap and praising u when.. 🤫
tags: dubious consent, drinking, tipsy hange, fem! reader, modern setting, mind blowing sex u pass out, minors dni plzzzzzz
It was a particularly stressful day for Hange. They were loaded with work, pile after pile of documents, and it seems like it won't end. They had to leave their office past their hours, earning multiple grumbles from hange. Their head was empty on their journey home, like they were moving on autopilot.
They manage to get home in one piece, unlocking the door to their apartment. They step in hastily taking off every item of clothing clung to their body. Leaving them in their boxers and tank top.
They enter the living room, opening the TV and grabbing their favorite wine that they keep in stock. Chugging the liquor straight from the bottle, they let out a hearty sigh as they finally relax after a tiring day.
Hange let themself loose. Mind blank and body slack as they drink, barely paying attention to what’s playing on the TV. That’s why they didn't notice that you entered the living room until you spoke.
“What’s this all about?” you asked with a little bite. “Oh my god. Baby, I missed youuuu”. Hange slurred as they went in for a hug, resting their face on the crook of your neck. It seems like the wine took over their system fast, also because they didn’t eat anything beforehand.
“Yeah? I missed you too, baby. But don’t you think you should eat dinner first?” You replied as you returned their embrace. Hange hugged you tighter and muttered something against your neck.
“I can have you for dinner instead.” You barely register what they said before blood rushes to your face. “Geez, Hange. Get off of me.” Playfully smacking their shoulder before getting them a glass of water.
“Drink this.” Giving the glass to Hange which they took gently. You turn your back towards them to heat up their dinner in the microwave.
“Babe, I’m not that hungry.” They whined. “I made your favorite pasta.”. Silence coated the air for a few seconds before they spoke again.
“But I want you.”
“Just eat a few bites.”
“Uhkay.” they huffed out.
As Hange is eating their dinner, you take care of the mess they made when they got home. Returning the bottle of wine to its shelf and turning the tv off, you hear Hange announce that they're done with their food.
Standing a few steps away, you watch as hange goes to wash their plate. You see that they finished their plate causing you to smile.
They're so focused at the task while moving their body slowly. They're definitely drunk, you thought to yourself as you hold in your laughter. They turn around once they're done, smiling when they see you. You place a kiss on their jaw.
“Thank you.” You take their hand, leading the both of you towards the couch to lounge for a bit before heading to bed. Hange is stumbling a little, the liquor still in their system. Once you're both sat down, Hange is all over you. Littering kisses all over your face and neck, their hands are holding on to your breasts and waist.
You indulge in it until you remember that they drank. With the little strength you have, you try pushing them away.
"Hange, stop. You're drunk" to which Hange immediately replies "No, I'm not. Sure, I had a drink, but I know exactly what I'm doing right now.".
Not believing them, you push them away once more. "Hange, you're not thinking straight-". The words get stuck in your throat as Hange forcefully lays on top of you, your hands held by them on the sides of your face. Their strength caught you off guard. You're dumbstruck, staring into your partner's blown out pupils.
"You think a drunk person can do this?".
Your mouth opens and closes aimlessly, suddenly you can't find your voice.
"That's what I thought" Hange says snarkily before kissing you aggressively.
You find yourself lying on the bed, legs over Hange’s shoulders, gripping onto their hair as they pound into you relentlessly. You don't even remember how you got here, which is ironic because you weren't the one under the influence.
They whisper the sweetest things to you. “So good for me.”, “You're taking me so well.”, “You're perfect.” meanwhile their hips move like they’re possessed, fucking you senseless. Tears pool in your eyes as your back arches from pleasure.
Their lips latch onto the surface of your skin. They’re kissing you everywhere, your face, your neck, and breasts. Their tongue would dance around your sensitive nipples, leaving you crying from the sensation. Hange continues to thrust into you hard and fast, your body slides upwards with each thrust, but they’re holding onto your hips, pulling you back down onto their strap.
More praises spill out of their mouth, “You take care of me so well, my perfect wife.” Their voice low and raspy. “I love you so much, my darling. You’re always so good to me, so good, so perfect.” You can barely register what they’re saying over the sound of skin slapping and breathy moans filling your ears.
Their unforgiving pace drives out so much pleasure, you feel your orgasm coming. Your moans have turned into sobs and whines. Your legs have gone numb and your mind is blank.
Suddenly, Hange maneuvers you to their liking as if you were a toy. They pull out of you and before you could complain, you find yourself on all fours. You haven’t adjusted to the change in position yet when you feel their hands on your hips and slam into you. Resuming their brutal pace from earlier. You’re lightheaded and out of it, reduced to a drooling fucktoy that only Hange can play with.
You feel a hand on your back as you hear them say “Arch your back for me, doll.”. So you do, or at least you think you tried. “That’s it, pretty.” they rasp out. They remove their hand from your back to take both of your arms and hold it behind your back. You have no choice but to balance your body with only your knees as leverage.
“Look at you..” they breathe out. The new position is so lewd and you can feel Hange hit the deeper spots in your insides.
“You’re mine, all of this is just for me.” They continue. You want to say something but all that comes out from your mouth are sobs and hiccups. It doesn’t take long before you feel your orgasm teetering over the edge.
A pitiful “Please” is all that comes out of your mouth and you pray Hange understands. They hold your arms using one hand, and you feel the other circle your clit.
“Go on, princess. Cum for me.” You cry out, clenching on their cock as your body shakes from the orgasm they just gave you. You lose your balance, face landing on the pillow you just drooled on, but you don’t care. Hange giving you a kiss on your left shoulder is the last thing you feel before passing out.
You wake up to the feeling of arms wrapped around your waist. You're wearing a baggy shirt and your body feels clean. You stretch your body to feel more comfortable until you hear a raspy voice behind your ear say “Go back to sleep, baby.”
a/n: THX FOR THIS ANON i definitely got carried away again lmaooo i hardly write smut on my own initiative so if u want more of these just keep sending requests dont be inspired by this
dividers by @/saradika-graphics
Do you have any headcanons about Hange in a college/university setting? What would their major be, what their study habits are like, what he does outside of studying, etc.
hi anon!! thanks for this <3
i've posted something like this before here
to add on to what hange would be doing outside of academics, I think they'd just want to lay on the grass and take a little nap. They would also take care of the cats and dogs of the campus; They would feed, pet, and keep them company. I also think they would be a student assistant or student council for the university because they have that leadership quality.
My drunk Hange headcanons
There are two types of drunk Hange: (1) The Hange who only goes drinking with friends and (2) stressed Hange who just wants to let loose
The first one is Hange would only drinks cocktails that taste like juice and nothing like liquor
They can dance if they tried, but they'd rather have fun and look stupid
They really don't care what others think (they never did even when sober)
Hange is very intelligent when sober, but when they're drunk it's like they have 1 brain cell left and they use it to hit the nae nae
They’re also very energetic and bubbly when sober, but drunk Hange would have so much energy enough to power a whole country
They have a high alcohol tolerance but because they always act so impulsive and goofy, it's difficult to tell when they're actually drunk
Show Hange your party tricks, they’re very easily impressed when drunk; They give the best reactions
When it's time to leave, they insist to go to a park first
They just want to pet cats
They're still talkative while drunk but they struggle with pronunciation because they're sooo loose
"Oh my god look at this cat, it has heterophobia"
Eventually the alcohol will take over their system and they just fall asleep
Good thing they're with friends because Hange would sleep at a random street if it weren't for Moblit
The other type is stressed and pent up Hange
This Hange would drink the most disgusting hard liquor ever
After a particularly stressful day, they just wanna sit on the couch, watch tv, and drink whatever liquor they have stocked.
Bro is tired and just wants to let loose
They'd drink the liquor straight from the bottle
They would only stop drinking when they get sleepy or someone takes away the bottle
This Hange is also the type to get hornee
If their partner is at home, good for them because they'd be getting the sloppiest and nastiest sex of their life (i made a oneshot about this lol)
hii this is kinda out there but do you think hange would ever let you use the strap on them?
Yes absolutely. I believe that Hange finds pleasure in making their partner feel good. So, if strapping them would bring their partner satisfaction then that would be enough of a reason for Hange to agree. But I like to think that Hange would still be the dominant one. They would guide them on what to do and praise them when they do well. They would say things like “Yeah just like that.” and “You're doing so well for me.”.
Thank u for this anon!! As always, feel free to ask/request stuff. I feel more motivated to write that way hehe <3