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i NEEEED marleyan hange
im think im just writing hange fanfics to satisfy my personal desires
they watch tentacle porn for hours
pic from pinterest
If Hange Zoe was a college student
Studies biology or chemistry
The worst outfits ever™️ look at this i beg
Is always on time for classes but arrives sweaty and panting
You will catch them riding a bike or scooter around campus with a helmet. They look silly but #safetyfirst i guess
Alone most of the time. Whenever you see them with other people, it's usually the same group of friends
Stays at the library during vacant periods because they prefer quiet places
They dont like studying at cafes because they get distracted easily (they find cafes noisy, the smell of different drinks is distracting, and someone is always moving at the corner of their eye)
Backpack or satchel user
Sometimes, you'll see grass stains on their pants because they like to rest under a tree. They also like to eat their sandwiches and drink fruit juice there.
Doesn't go to parties. It's overstimulating!!!
26546515 pins on their bag and ID lanyard
Fucking nerd (endearing)
The best partner for projects because they give good ideas and actually help
Doesn't take studying seriously, but they're also very scared of failing
They don't have a solid daily routine, but they have to be productive/accomplish something every day or they will start to tweak
Their sleep sched is fuuuucked
Only asks the professor questions when they find the class interesting
Sometimes, professors pick a random student to answer their question. Whenever Hange falls victim, they answer the question right most of the time. Even if they don't, they're still pretty close to the answer the professor is looking for
They only volunteer to answer when the class is dead silent because they want to move on
Takes physical notes
Do not ask for notes though. They've got BAD handwriting that only they can understand
Grows attached to classmates/professors when the semester is about to end
They're a part of an organization that feeds the cats and dogs of the campus.
They're pretty confident and laid back, but you have to approach them first if u want to be friends
Likes to think that they look presentable, but their fashion sense is just...
Despite their silly outfits, lots of girls like them because Hange is just so smart and charming
They're completely oblivious about it though
are these headcanons or me projecting? we'll never know
very much inspired by this and this
If Hange Zoe had social media
Solely uses instagram to repost stories that they were tagged in. If they do post, I imagine them being:
Photos of them at a wedding wearing a suit
Selfies and photos after a successful experiment
Photos during a fieldwork
A single photo of an interesting leaf/rock
Posts a bunch of lame jokes and shower thoughts they had on twitter (X). They also retweet important news.
Sometimes they would browse on reddit, tumblr, and facebook for science puns and relatable science shit. They also like to read random theories.
I feel like they’d enjoy watching tiktok. Their fyp would be those galvanized square steel room design stuff, silly cat, dog, whatever animal videos, wood soup asmr, and satisfying videos.
On youtube they would watch conspiracy theories, more cat videos, world history, and aqualife/national geographic documentaries. I bet they would’ve also loved buzzfeed.
thinking about horny drunk hange
Hange Zoe as your roommate
Showers at night
Their stuff is unorganized
Keeps their mess on their side of the room
Clothes are scattered on their bed
They're mostly quiet
Hunched at their computer 90% of the time
Always wearing headphones/earphones
When you wake up in the middle of the night, their desk lamp is still open and they're still on their computer
They have a collection of rocks
They probably display a figurine of some kind
A printed photo of their favorite fictional character is taped to the ceiling right above their bed. It's been there for months. They say it protects them from the monsters under their bed
Paces back and forth in the room when they're stressed
They snap out of it when they realize youre in the room
Every once in a while, you have to remind them to clean up
They bring you food sometimes
They wake up to alarms easily because they're sensitive to noise
They own two support plushies
Masterlist
🍇 - fluff
🍎 - smut
🍊 - angst
🍋 - attempt at comedy
🫐 - stupid shit
my hange zoe headcanons 🍇🍋
naked in manhattan pt. 1 pt. 2 🍎
i want you 🍊🍇
hange zoe as a college student 🍇🍋
if hange zoe had social media 🍇🍋
hange zoe as your roommate 🫐
red wine supernova 🍎🍇
divider by @/saradika-graphics
hange fuckin u w the strap and praising u when.. 🤫
tags: dubious consent, drinking, tipsy hange, fem! reader, modern setting, mind blowing sex u pass out, minors dni plzzzzzz
It was a particularly stressful day for Hange. They were loaded with work, pile after pile of documents, and it seems like it won't end. They had to leave their office past their hours, earning multiple grumbles from hange. Their head was empty on their journey home, like they were moving on autopilot.
They manage to get home in one piece, unlocking the door to their apartment. They step in hastily taking off every item of clothing clung to their body. Leaving them in their boxers and tank top.
They enter the living room, opening the TV and grabbing their favorite wine that they keep in stock. Chugging the liquor straight from the bottle, they let out a hearty sigh as they finally relax after a tiring day.
Hange let themself loose. Mind blank and body slack as they drink, barely paying attention to what’s playing on the TV. That’s why they didn't notice that you entered the living room until you spoke.
“What’s this all about?” you asked with a little bite. “Oh my god. Baby, I missed youuuu”. Hange slurred as they went in for a hug, resting their face on the crook of your neck. It seems like the wine took over their system fast, also because they didn’t eat anything beforehand.
“Yeah? I missed you too, baby. But don’t you think you should eat dinner first?” You replied as you returned their embrace. Hange hugged you tighter and muttered something against your neck.
“I can have you for dinner instead.” You barely register what they said before blood rushes to your face. “Geez, Hange. Get off of me.” Playfully smacking their shoulder before getting them a glass of water.
“Drink this.” Giving the glass to Hange which they took gently. You turn your back towards them to heat up their dinner in the microwave.
“Babe, I’m not that hungry.” They whined. “I made your favorite pasta.”. Silence coated the air for a few seconds before they spoke again.
“But I want you.”
“Just eat a few bites.”
“Uhkay.” they huffed out.
As Hange is eating their dinner, you take care of the mess they made when they got home. Returning the bottle of wine to its shelf and turning the tv off, you hear Hange announce that they're done with their food.
Standing a few steps away, you watch as hange goes to wash their plate. You see that they finished their plate causing you to smile.
They're so focused at the task while moving their body slowly. They're definitely drunk, you thought to yourself as you hold in your laughter. They turn around once they're done, smiling when they see you. You place a kiss on their jaw.
“Thank you.” You take their hand, leading the both of you towards the couch to lounge for a bit before heading to bed. Hange is stumbling a little, the liquor still in their system. Once you're both sat down, Hange is all over you. Littering kisses all over your face and neck, their hands are holding on to your breasts and waist.
You indulge in it until you remember that they drank. With the little strength you have, you try pushing them away.
"Hange, stop. You're drunk" to which Hange immediately replies "No, I'm not. Sure, I had a drink, but I know exactly what I'm doing right now.".
Not believing them, you push them away once more. "Hange, you're not thinking straight-". The words get stuck in your throat as Hange forcefully lays on top of you, your hands held by them on the sides of your face. Their strength caught you off guard. You're dumbstruck, staring into your partner's blown out pupils.
"You think a drunk person can do this?".
Your mouth opens and closes aimlessly, suddenly you can't find your voice.
"That's what I thought" Hange says snarkily before kissing you aggressively.
You find yourself lying on the bed, legs over Hange’s shoulders, gripping onto their hair as they pound into you relentlessly. You don't even remember how you got here, which is ironic because you weren't the one under the influence.
They whisper the sweetest things to you. “So good for me.”, “You're taking me so well.”, “You're perfect.” meanwhile their hips move like they’re possessed, fucking you senseless. Tears pool in your eyes as your back arches from pleasure.
Their lips latch onto the surface of your skin. They’re kissing you everywhere, your face, your neck, and breasts. Their tongue would dance around your sensitive nipples, leaving you crying from the sensation. Hange continues to thrust into you hard and fast, your body slides upwards with each thrust, but they’re holding onto your hips, pulling you back down onto their strap.
More praises spill out of their mouth, “You take care of me so well, my perfect wife.” Their voice low and raspy. “I love you so much, my darling. You’re always so good to me, so good, so perfect.” You can barely register what they’re saying over the sound of skin slapping and breathy moans filling your ears.
Their unforgiving pace drives out so much pleasure, you feel your orgasm coming. Your moans have turned into sobs and whines. Your legs have gone numb and your mind is blank.
Suddenly, Hange maneuvers you to their liking as if you were a toy. They pull out of you and before you could complain, you find yourself on all fours. You haven’t adjusted to the change in position yet when you feel their hands on your hips and slam into you. Resuming their brutal pace from earlier. You’re lightheaded and out of it, reduced to a drooling fucktoy that only Hange can play with.
You feel a hand on your back as you hear them say “Arch your back for me, doll.”. So you do, or at least you think you tried. “That’s it, pretty.” they rasp out. They remove their hand from your back to take both of your arms and hold it behind your back. You have no choice but to balance your body with only your knees as leverage.
“Look at you..” they breathe out. The new position is so lewd and you can feel Hange hit the deeper spots in your insides.
“You’re mine, all of this is just for me.” They continue. You want to say something but all that comes out from your mouth are sobs and hiccups. It doesn’t take long before you feel your orgasm teetering over the edge.
A pitiful “Please” is all that comes out of your mouth and you pray Hange understands. They hold your arms using one hand, and you feel the other circle your clit.
“Go on, princess. Cum for me.” You cry out, clenching on their cock as your body shakes from the orgasm they just gave you. You lose your balance, face landing on the pillow you just drooled on, but you don’t care. Hange giving you a kiss on your left shoulder is the last thing you feel before passing out.
You wake up to the feeling of arms wrapped around your waist. You're wearing a baggy shirt and your body feels clean. You stretch your body to feel more comfortable until you hear a raspy voice behind your ear say “Go back to sleep, baby.”
a/n: THX FOR THIS ANON i definitely got carried away again lmaooo i hardly write smut on my own initiative so if u want more of these just keep sending requests dont be inspired by this
dividers by @/saradika-graphics
Do you have any headcanons about Hange in a college/university setting? What would their major be, what their study habits are like, what he does outside of studying, etc.
hi anon!! thanks for this <3
i've posted something like this before here
to add on to what hange would be doing outside of academics, I think they'd just want to lay on the grass and take a little nap. They would also take care of the cats and dogs of the campus; They would feed, pet, and keep them company. I also think they would be a student assistant or student council for the university because they have that leadership quality.
My drunk Hange headcanons
There are two types of drunk Hange: (1) The Hange who only goes drinking with friends and (2) stressed Hange who just wants to let loose
The first one is Hange would only drinks cocktails that taste like juice and nothing like liquor
They can dance if they tried, but they'd rather have fun and look stupid
They really don't care what others think (they never did even when sober)
Hange is very intelligent when sober, but when they're drunk it's like they have 1 brain cell left and they use it to hit the nae nae
They’re also very energetic and bubbly when sober, but drunk Hange would have so much energy enough to power a whole country
They have a high alcohol tolerance but because they always act so impulsive and goofy, it's difficult to tell when they're actually drunk
Show Hange your party tricks, they’re very easily impressed when drunk; They give the best reactions
When it's time to leave, they insist to go to a park first
They just want to pet cats
They're still talkative while drunk but they struggle with pronunciation because they're sooo loose
"Oh my god look at this cat, it has heterophobia"
Eventually the alcohol will take over their system and they just fall asleep
Good thing they're with friends because Hange would sleep at a random street if it weren't for Moblit
The other type is stressed and pent up Hange
This Hange would drink the most disgusting hard liquor ever
After a particularly stressful day, they just wanna sit on the couch, watch tv, and drink whatever liquor they have stocked.
Bro is tired and just wants to let loose
They'd drink the liquor straight from the bottle
They would only stop drinking when they get sleepy or someone takes away the bottle
This Hange is also the type to get hornee
If their partner is at home, good for them because they'd be getting the sloppiest and nastiest sex of their life (i made a oneshot about this lol)
hii this is kinda out there but do you think hange would ever let you use the strap on them?
Yes absolutely. I believe that Hange finds pleasure in making their partner feel good. So, if strapping them would bring their partner satisfaction then that would be enough of a reason for Hange to agree. But I like to think that Hange would still be the dominant one. They would guide them on what to do and praise them when they do well. They would say things like “Yeah just like that.” and “You're doing so well for me.”.
Thank u for this anon!! As always, feel free to ask/request stuff. I feel more motivated to write that way hehe <3
Kinda need Hange and reader to have like a self care day. Like staying in all day and just doting on each other and taking care of each other
Today is your day off. You had no plans and schedules except to lay in bed the whole day and catch up on sleep. Hange knew about this, so they took the day off too. They put aside their responsibilities and errands for the day to spend time with you.
So there you both were on the bed, syncing breaths and cuddling each other. All your worries are washed away. Laying in Hange’s arms feels so nice, so safe. This goes without saying, but you wish you could stay like this forever. You can’t be happier and loved than this.
Hours go by. You don’t know what time it is anymore. You don’t really care because you were too busy trying to savor the moment.
Hange is the first to speak among the both of you. “We should eat breakfast. I’m getting hungry.” They say matter of factly before placing a kiss on your forehead.
“Yeah.. okay”. You reply drowsily, voice hoarse from not using it.
“Alright. I’m gonna get up now to make us something.”. Hange says as they get up from bed. You garble a quick “Mkay'' as you stretch on the bed. Mentally preparing yourself to get up.
When you go into the kitchen, you find Hange cooking omelettes and sausages. They had to make do with what's in the fridge.
It's so domestic. You feel emotions surge in you with a heavy weight, but you try to brush it away by hugging Hange’s back as they cook.
“Hey dear, my darling dookie. I’m almost done.”
You scoff at the pet name but kiss their back anyway. Peeling yourself away from their body, you make Hange’s coffee as they like it. You also prepare the table and plates.
Here you are now, eating beside your beloved. You can’t help but let out a sappy “Thank you. I love you”. The words slip out so easy, like loving Hange is the most natural thing.
“I love you too, sweetheart.”. Hange tried their best to say with a mouth full of food.
Once the both of you have finished eating, you go to wash the plates while Hange wipes the table clean. Afterwards, you suggest taking a nice shower.
“Together?” Hange smirked as they teased.
“Yes. together.”. You reply before preparing the tub, filling it up with warm water and your favorite scented soap. While you wait for the water to fill the tub, you get out of the bathroom to see Hange hugging and kissing the cat.
He was an orange cat that they brought home one day. He was still a scrunkly and stinky kitten when Hange took him home. It was fascinating to witness the cat’s growth, how it grew up to be so impulsive, energetic, and full of love, just like Hange.
You approach them to place a kiss on their heads before telling them that the bath is ready.
Hange lets out a high pitched “byebyebye baby, see ya my little stinky” to the feline before following you into the bathroom.
Both of you strip off your clothes and you tell Hange to go in first. Hange obeys wordlessly. You then follow, laying on their chest as Hange instinctively holds your waist.
Silence fills the air. You feel yourself getting drowsy again until you feel a hand grab your breasts.
“Nice tits.”
You ignore the comment as you lay your head on their shoulder, but you feel their hand creep lower down your body. It’s annoying how they know exactly how to rile you up so fast. You give in, turning your face to the side to capture Hange’s lips in a heated kiss. Then one thing led to another, you realize as the both of you are gasping for air while touching one another. Helping each other to reach a climax.
Hange got what they started. The both of you satiated and satisfied.
You peel yourself away from Hange’s skin to grab the shampoo. Squeezing a dollop into your hand, you rub it into their hair and scratch their scalp as a way to say “I love you”, hoping that feelings can pass through your fingertips and into Hange’s head.
Once you're done, Hange takes the shampoo to do the same to you. You let their fingers run through the hair on your scalp. You close your eyes from the relaxing sensation and let them take care of you.
You take the body wash and squeeze it on both of your bodies, helping each other to scrub the surface of yours and Hange’s skin. The both of you continue to bathe, so close, so intimate, and tooth rottingly sweet. Finally, you both get into comfortable clothes.
Drawing the curtains closed, setting the temperature nice and cool, and fluffing the bed, there’s nothing more tempting to do but to lay back in bed.
“Let’s rest more, baby.” You suggest, but it sounds more like an order.
“Yes, ma’am!”
So there you both were on the bed, syncing breaths and cuddling each other. All your worries are washed away. Laying in Hange’s arms feels so nice, so safe. This goes without saying, but you wish you could stay like this forever. You can’t be happier and loved than this.
a/n: thank u anon!! i hope this was what u were looking for
Hot to Go! (Hange x fem!Reader)
tags: drinking, modern setting, smut, one night stand, or is it?
It was another normal week for you; Wake up, go to work, go home, sleep, and then repeat. But for some reason you've been feeling so drained and exhausted by the repetitiveness of the days. Although you love your job and the life that you have now, you find yourself thinking that it has been lacking thrill and drama. So when your coworkers invited you for a drink, you didn’t hesitate to come.
So there you are, drinking your third cocktail of the night, spacing out because the conversation amongst your coworkers was getting boring, but you didn’t mind it. You had no regrets about coming here. The bar is lively, the interiors are flashy, and the music is good. You were alone in your thoughts when you heard a cheerful “Hi! What’s a pretty girl doing here on a weekday?”
You look for the source of the deep voice to find a tall and androgynous figure. The blood circulating in your body has rushed to your face and all you could think is Wow. hot. Hot. Hot!!
“Oh, hi? I’m here with my coworkers. We’ve been drained lately.”, You tried your best to reply. “Um, what brings you here?” You continue.
“I’m here with my coworkers too! Same situation as yours, actually.” Hange replied confidently.
Hange was looking for a pretty girl someone interesting to talk to because they’ve exhausted every topic with their coworkers.
You, who seemed meek and unmoving, were surrounded by a diverse group of people who were chatting amongst themselves, but you stood out because you were a step away from them and not partaking in the conversation.
If the world is full of uncertainties, there is at least one thing that is certain, and that is Hange not knowing how to read social cues. Hange came up to you and sparked a conversation. It started with you two exchanging names until it became talking about everything under and beyond the sun.
Hange’s energy and bright spirit is contagious, you can’t help but smile and giggle throughout your conversation with them. They’re smart and very passionate about their career. They’re a chatterbox and it seems like they won’t ever run out of topics to talk about, but you’re not complaining. You can listen to Hange forever just to see their smile, their mannerisms while talking, the brightness in their eyes, their plump lips, their long fingers-
You can’t tell if you drank a little too much or if it’s the lighting in the club, but Hange looks really hot and it’s getting you frustrated. You’ve lost focus on what they're talking about as your mind thinks of scenarios you probably shouldn’t be daydreaming about. So you do something that an intoxicated person would do, kiss them on the lips.
You feel their lips on yours and it tastes really sweet, but you also feel Hange stiffen from surprise. You back away immediately and feel like the liquor is gone from your system.
“Oh my god. I am so sorry about that. I should have asked you first. Do you want me to leave? I should l-” Hange cuts you off with a kiss before you could finish your apology. This time, it was you who got surprised. It didn’t take long until you relaxed into the kiss. It also didn’t take long until it turned into a heated makeout session.
Hange is the first to break away from the kiss and you take the opportunity to catch your breath. They held eye contact with you and breathed out, “You wanna take this further?” You nodded immediately. You feel your panties get wet just from their raspy voice. “Let’s go to my place.” You manage to stutter.
One minute you were at the bar with your coworkers, the next you’re in your bedroom with Hange in between your legs eating you out like your pussy is the last meal on Earth, savoring your taste and making the most lewd noises. You lay there, trying to focus on your breathing to last longer, but no one’s touched you there in a damn hot minute.
“Hange, please. I’m so close.” you manage to get out. You’re not sure if they heard you at all over the filthy sounds of their mouth on your skin or if they don’t care because they continued lapping their tongue on your cunt.
It didn’t take long before you found yourself shaking and holding on to Hange’s disheveled ponytail, eyes rolled back and mouth open for a long breathy moan. They slowed down their pace to work you through your orgasm.
Hange parts from your legs to let you catch your breath and recover. You lay there, staring at the ceiling, but not really because your vision is unfocused.
A few seconds pass, Hange maneuvers your body so you could sit up and lay your back onto their chest. With little consciousness, you realize that your bodies are facing the mirror. You can see yourself looking like a mess. Your top is still on, but it’s wrinkled and showing most of your skin. Meanwhile Hange is fully clothed, still in their formal business attire.
Seeing the two of you like this makes you lightheaded and you can’t help but feel the power and dominance Hange has over your messy and fragile figure. You look away from the mirror, but Hange grips your jaw so you could face it again.
“Look at you, such a mess. Will you be a good girl for me and keep your eyes on the mirror?” Hange whispered deeply. You nod while looking at them through the mirror. “Words, doll.”
You gulp before letting out a meek “Yes.”. Once they heard your confirmation, they started littering sloppy kisses all over your jaw, the back of your ears, and neck while fondling the curves of your skin. Your eyes instinctively close and you let out a sigh until Hange pinched your waist.
“Eyes on the mirror.”
So you tried. With heavy eyelids and dilated pupils, you try your best to keep your eyes on the reflection. You can see one of their hands groping your breasts, while the other is creeping down between your legs. Suddenly, the middle finger of their dominant hand is circling your clit causing you to flinch from oversensitivity because you haven’t fully recovered from your last orgasm.
A series of moans come out of your lips as they continue to bring you closer to another orgasm. It feels so good. This is your first time with Hange, but they’re pleasuring you as if they have 20 years of experience with your body. Abruptly, they take their hand away from your pussy, and before you can whine about it, you watch as Hange spits on their hand before inserting their middle and ring finger into your hole.
You gasp as they finger you. The pleasure multiplied to a hundred because you’re watching yourself through the mirror. You’re whining and moaning, biting your lips isn’t helping them to be silenced. Hange leaving love bites on your neck, the scene, and the profound pleasure has you overwhelmed. You can’t help but squeeze your eyes shut until Hange’s other hand grips your jaw again.
“Watch yourself or I’ll stop.”
Your eyes quickly open to obey Hange which prompts them to continue to finger you sloppily while keeping their grip on your jaw. They rest their thumb on your clit, occasionally circling it while they curl their fingers inside you. They’re doing it so skillfully that you’re reduced to a whining mess. You feel your orgasm coming as you’re grunting and panting.
Hange sees you diligently keeping your eyes on the reflection. Their grip on your jaw goes down to your neck to lightly squeeze it. They leave their hand on your neck as they resume leaving sweet kisses wherever they can, wherever their lips can reach.
“Ha…. hah.. I’m close. I’m so close.”. You struggled to speak from the immense pleasure and their hand on your throat. They quicken their pace and press their thumb on your clit, the hand on your neck going up to your lips. They take advantage of your open mouth, entering three of their digits and pressing down on your tongue. The view is so lewd. You have no choice but to moan loudly and drool all over yourself and their fingers. Then, you’re cumming in no time.
You’re sobbing open-mouthed, drooling, and crying while Hange continues their assault on your pussy. With brows furrowed, you whine long and loud for them to stop to which Hange slows down and eventually halts moving their fingers.
They remove their fingers from your mouth, a string of saliva dripping down your front as they do so. You lay limp on their body, catching your breath after a mind shattering orgasm, but then you remember Hange hasn’t gotten off. You twist your body around to face them.
“Hange, can I please go down on you?” You begged while panting.
They kissed you before replying, “You don’t have to, sweetheart.”
“I really want to. Please?” You breathed out. Your best puppy eyes on display for them.
“Whatever you want, darling.”
You kissed them excitedly. Actually, it was sloppier than intended, but Hange didn’t seem to mind. Once you’ve run out of breath, you kneel on the floor in front of them. With shaky hands, you hurriedly unbutton and take off Hange’s pants along with their boxers. You dive your face into their cunt with no other thoughts except to make them cum.
You tried to eat them out like how they did to you earlier, hungry and filthy. You spread their pussy lips with your fingers, your warm breath fanning their heat. Hange has their head back and sighing.
“Good girl, just like that.”
“You’re doing so well.”
Praises fall out of their mouth which makes you more eager to get them to cum. Your hands grip their muscular thighs. You flatten your tongue on their clit and moan, mainly because you’re enjoying it too, but to send vibrations to their cunt as well. This pushed Hange over the edge.
Now they’re cumming on your mouth, and you try to savor the sight. Hange looking down on you, gripping your hair while biting their lip.
You stand on your feet to pull them into a passionate kiss. You push them down so you can lay on top. Their hands find their way to your waist while you hold yourself up with your arms. You kiss for what felt like hours until the two of you got tired, lips swollen and red from all the biting and sucking. You both laid on the bed to rest before suggesting, “We should wash up.”.
You walk out of the bathroom with trembling legs, but you see Hange hesitating to go back into your bedroom.
“Just come in and stay the night if you want. I have clothes you can borrow. I’ll accompany you when you leave in the morning. Okay?”
“Are you sure?”
“I’m so sure. Get in here.”
It’s quite awkward sleeping on the same bed with someone you met just a few hours ago, but the both of you were too sleepy and tired to care. Before you drifted to sleep, you made a mental note to yourself to get Hange’s number in the morning. A person this beautiful and passionate about their ambitions and in bed cannot be a one time thing. No, you need to be their wife immediately.
Due to me turning lesbian this week I wanted to make mini stories for this whole month based on my fav characters Maki & Hange bc they don't get the attention they deserved unfortunately.
So if you don't mind yall can send me your dirty dreams idgaf
I accepct almost anything I really don't mind tbh
Can you do Jean or Hange spicy hcs? Or if you aren't comfortable some comfort hcs pls😳👀🙏🏾
Hi! Thank you for requesting! I do have in my rules that I won’t be writing NSFW fics atm, so I did comfort hcs. I hope that’s alright!! ☺️
Jean:
Jean is a natural born leader, Marco said it himself
This is because of his ability to interpret his peers, and if you were his s/o, he would be extra attentive
The longer you are together, the better he’d notice your little tells
However, if you were trying to get the message that something was bothering you purposefully…
I think it’d take him a lot longer to figure it out
Even if he could tell that you needed comforting, he’d be horrible at approaching it
He’s too straight forward and hot headed to be soft and cuddly
If you were upset because someone had said something hurtful towards you, you bet he’d be seeking them out to give them a good beating
But if you were suffering due to your own thoughts, and the only person he could beat up was yourself, he’d be at a loss
Tell him that you want to cuddle, or if you want him to just sit with you as you pour your heart out and he’ll do it
That’s not to say that he’s not restless
This man is used to fighting away his problems, even though he wants the easy life
He’d listen to you complain, cry, or talk yourself down
That is one thing he will never let you do
You try saying that you thought you looked fat in your uniform that day or you think the most recent deaths of your comrades were your fault, and he’ll compliment you so hard
He tolerates no such thing, telling you everything he loves about you
Sure, it may be said in a loud and almost angry way, but it’s because he cares for you and wants to prove that there is no reason you should feel that way
When this happens, please thank him and say it helped
That way he’ll think he’s done his job
As time goes by and the two of you have a very healthy and loving relationship, he’ll be able to adjust to comfort you exactly the way you need him to
He’ll get used to how you react to certain types of comfort and change accordingly
Over time, he’ll surely get softer, being able to just lay together and cuddle if you need it
He’ll whisper about how much he loves you if he thinks that’ll help the most
Or, he’ll stay quiet and let you cry into his shoulder
He wouldn’t be as restless during times he needs to comfort you
That’s not to say that once you feel better or if you fall asleep beside him he won’t leave and beat someone or something up
Depends on what has put you down, he’ll comfort differently
Hange:
Queen of comforting you
Extremely observant, she could probably tell that you were bothered by something by the pace of your breathing
When she’s cheerful and what is bothering you isn’t too serious, she’d want to distract you
She might bring you to see her latest titan experiments or to go annoy Levi
Don’t even bother trying to tell her that you need to talk to someone, she’ll show up at your door in the morning because she “sensed” that you needed it
Honestly, her massive smile and excitedness are almost enough to cheer you up
Cuddles, and lots of them
Depending on what you were down about, the longer the cuddles are
She is also no stranger to the feeling of discomfort and stress after being in the Survey Corps for so long, so she’ll be able to tell what’s bothering you
Hange is also totally up to beating someone up for you
If Levi was a little harsh to you one day you felt a little sensitive, the midget better run
Most of the time, it’s playful revenge, unless what they did was absolutely awful
It’s just her way of letting you know she loves and cares for you
Definitely able to snap out of her boisterous mood if she discovers it’s irritating you when you’re not feeling like yourself
If you were lost in your own thoughts of self-consciousness or had an existential crisis, she’s much more calm
Very willing to talk to you for hours, debunking all your insecurities and worries
Most of the time, she’s honest and hopeful that everything will be fine
However, if you happen to be struggling with something that she’s been bottling up, she’ll open up too
It turns into a little couple’s therapy session, which is very relaxing
On expeditions, if you need her, she’ll be there
She’s probably the best person to be with when taking down titans, as she has such a carefree and refreshing way with titans
That’s instead of being dark and gloomy all the time
If you’d been dropping signs all day that you were bothered by something, she’d burst into your room and push you onto your bed to cuddle
Either that, or drag you out to join her in the lab
If you were crying, she’ll have you laughing in seconds
Hange has so many different ways to comfort you and is never dull
Every time you go to her, she’ll support you in the way you needed it most