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Things I heard and said as marvel characters

Warnings: mention of death, really poor trauma-comedy

I obviously adapted the sentences to the characters' traits.

Some of these are also in Naruto characters x things I said

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Steve, visibly stressed: I should have died when I had the chance

Natasha: Steve has the perfect legs and ass for one of those tight dresses, you know

Bucky: I think I might need to change brain. Mine is broken

Tony: They really think they can put me down by talking bad about me? Jokes on them I hate me too and I'm not scared to bring me down myself

Yelena: You know, breaking my harm wasn't really that bad I now have unlocked all my trauma to joke on and I'm hilarious

Peter Parker: Once I had a domestic fly. An hour later Flash killed it

Mj: I don't hate people. I hate stupid people. The fact that it's almost the whole population isn't really my problem

Wanda: having siblings is cool, but I would like people to stop calling me "Pietro's sister". I HAVE A GODDAMN NAME

Sam: Oh, don't look at me. I'm honestly even surprised I'm still alive

Clint: just let me go home. I just want to go home

Vision: It's not my fault I don't know how to display emotions. Nobody ever taught me how!

Loki: My superiority complex is taking so much space lately. It makes me think that my inferiority complex will kick in and stay for as long as he can to ruin my life