He Just Wants To Go HOME - Tumblr Posts
Okay so basically:
1. That's not Ithaca, dude
2. POV the suitors after a rando beggar strings a bow
3. "All I gotta do is open this bag!" *rocket ignition starts*
4. Literally the entire Odyssey in one headline.
5. They're the same thing.
Bro really reached anywhere but Ithaca. Also looks like he's not gonna make it home this time ðŸ˜
Moraine & Siuan, staring at each other, tears in their eyes, altering sacred oaths and basically getting married
everyone else in the room: "yepp, they most definitely hate each other. Definitely. Jipp. We're such detectives"
Kate: Dude, how do you fight using things everyday and just swing around New York?
Peter: I mean it's really not that difficult, you just have to have enough upper and lower body strength to first launch yourself off of the ground and then to carry your entire body weight. You also need to calculate where or who the webs are going to land on, things needed to be taken into account are the angle, height and-
Kate: And you do this every, single, day?
Peter: Yep.
*Continues to land a perfect shot on a robot, causing it to explode and take out it's surrounding robots*
Kate: Dude you win, you literally win. I pledge my soul, body and heart to you, you will be the leader of tomorrow, you are a literal legend and-
Clint: Will you both please focus? I need to get back home before dinner and there are still a lot of robots left.
Tony: What Legolas said, hurry the hell up.
Tony:Also Peter, we will be going into detail on how you use your webs during lab time today.
Okay this just randomly came to me at night but like, can you imagine Kate and Peter (who are automatically besties, no I do not take criticism) exchange their weapons (Peter's we shooters, Kate's Bow) just to see if they could use them. And then there's an attack on New York (a normal Tuesday) and they both have to fight with the other's weapons.
Kate tries to use the webshooters but fails miserably and just ends up on the roof a building and webs the enemies, robots, whatever from there. Peter on the other hand is absolutely amazing at using a bow and is destroying the enemies because a) He has better vision due to the spider bite and b) He's good at aiming due to his webs as they need to be aimed perfectly.
Like, just imagine Kate being frustrated, Peter having the time of his life using a bow and Clint and Tony just being Tired DadsTM.