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This afternoon I was bored, I thought "who knows what kind of breakfast they have at the RED base". And I gave myself this answer:

(I wonder if this counts as headcanon)

If they were Italian I would have given them cappuccino and cornetti sfogliati. But there are no Italian characters (in general) in my fandoms so I can't apply headcanon of this type to anyone. I would like more representation for my country😭🇮🇹

Hii!! May I request some fluffy and platonic headcanons for Medic, Spy, Scout, and Heavy with a GN!Reader who has very quiet footsteps?

OMG MY FIRST REQUEST!! Thank you Anon!!

Medic, Spy, Scout and Heavy with a GN! Reader who has quiet footsteps. (Platonic)

Medic

He’s very curious about how you can walk so quietly, and you’ve startled him on more than one occasion

He might get worried that you aren’t eating enough, so he might check you over in the Med Bay

Once he figures out that you just have very quiet footsteps he’ll calm down

Although now you’ve got him constantly looking over his shoulder in case you try to sneak up on him

“You are one sneaky weasel schatz!” He says whilst ruffling your hair

Scout

“Woah! What da hell? You tryna copy Spy or somethin’?”

At first he’s little creeped out by how quietly you can walk, cause ya’ll know how he feels about Spy

But over time he’ll start to warm up to the concept, often playing jokes on the other team members

Ngl I think he might ask you if you can teach him how to be as quiet as you

Heavy

Like Medic, I think he’d be curious about your ability to walk with making barely any noise

”Why leetle Y/N so quiet, da?”

He might also worry that your under eating, and he might take you to Medic to make sure your getting enough food

He thinks it’s a useful skill to have, you having slipped by the enemy team’s defences to secure a win multiple times

He might be slightly more vigilant, occasionally glancing over his shoulder in case your trying to sneak up on him.

”Leetle Y/N good at sneaking, da? Y/N much better than Spy” “Aw, thank you Heavy”

Spy

“Oh ho ho? Is someone trying to be sneaky?”

This mf is impressed

He’ll often compliment your ability to be so quiet, saying how you’re second best only to him

He might teach you some tricks on how to be even quieter, to the point where you’re virtually silent

You two make a habit of sneaking up on each other to see who can startle each other better

“Mon Ami, you are truly a master spy”

Omg this was so much fun to write, I loved this prompt and I look forward to writing more

Absolutely random request but

Polly Engi x Heavy x GN reader headcannons?

ohh, these two aren’t very common

Poly Heavy Engie hcs

Omg these two ❤️❤️

Heavy’s love language is physical affection and quality time, and Engies is quality time and acts of service

Their cuddles are something else fr. They literally crush you with their weight, not that you mind

SO much affection you’ll be drowning in it

Yk how I said in my EngieSpy hcs about the hand holding? Yeah, basically the same thing except your hands disappear inside theirs

Engie cooks for you when you’re sad, and Heavy will give you a big bear hug and let you rant about whatever you’re upset about

Whenever you sleep with them you normally end up being suffocated by them, but you’re okay with it (tbh I would too)

FOREHEAD. KISSES.

They’re honestly so sweet. Congrats, you have the perfect relationship

Uuuughh, this was so much fun to write.

🌺

Reblogs are appreciated!

this is so fucking funny

I’M COMING OUT NO CLICKBAIT1!!1!1!1🤯😱

View under the cut!!!!

Thats it. I‘m coming out as a team fortress 2 fan.

Have a nice day 👍

I love this silly german man 🤧