He's An Asshole - Tumblr Posts
Am I doing this right?
Feel free to put this quote on my tombstone
ok yuri is starting to just be a prick
ROFL!
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go girl!
Matt Murdock has a Tumblr
This came from from a conversation I had with my friend @marvelvibess and was posted with their permission.
-Matt got tumblr around the time he became Daredevil, maybe a little before
-He has three kinds of posts: Pulitzer worthy treatise on morality, truth and justice, the most unhinged shitposts known to man and incoherent nonsense, there is no in between
-He gathers quite a following
-He post 2-3 times a week exclusively in the middle of the night
-His user is BlindJustice666
-Everyone is like who is this fucker and is he ok (the consensus is that he is very not ok)
-Sometimes he posts things like “I think God wants me dead” and everyone is like ok mood but are you good??? (he’s not)
-People genuinely can’t tell if he’s a devout catholic or a troll (plot twist he’s both)
-Someone: OP you good? BlindJustice666: God has forsaken me to live for my sins. Someone: Understandable have a nice day
-Someone: OP you good? BlindJustice666: *audio clip of someone screaming* Someone: Understandable have a nice day
-He either has the best tags or literally none
-Everyone is like this person either has a PhD or dropped out of High school and they don’t know which
-Someone: Hey OP what do you do for a living? BlindJustice666: *longwinded answer about serving truth and justice that clears nothing up*
-The post after that is the same ask except this time he responds “well sometimes I punch people”
-No one knows whats up with him but they love it
-He gets the most batshit asks and he answers every single one
-After season 3 Karen and Foggy find it
-They go to the Upper East Side to read it together thinking their gonna have a laugh but end up sobbing instead
-They make it a weekly thing to go somewhere he wont here them and read his new posts to check up on him.
-They sometimes send him anonymous asks to check in with him
-When he posts incoherent nonsense they know to check for a concussion
-He’s somehow unaware that they found his blog
-Matt makes a very angsty and dramatic post after the fight with Foggy in season 1. Everyone offers to fight the friend he’s talking about.
-When Foggy finds this post it hits him how shitty he was that night
-At the beginning of Season 3 he makes some very angsty posts that low key makes everyone worried he’s gonna kill himself (their not wrong)
-Every few months he posts something thats a red flag
-Matt figures out his autistic from tumblr (he’s absolutely autistic and you can pry that head canon from my cold dead hands)
-He finds out because he posts something and someone responds “hey OP you ever hear of autism cuz I’m like 99% sure you’ve got it”
-He’s like 😮😮😮 {three shocked emojis} and does’t post for two weeks which is worrying to everyone because because its around the time he’s made a red flag post but he comes back and starts posting like nothings happened
-He deep dived into researching autism and figures out that he indeed has it
-This is around season 1 and he tells no one
-he makes some posts about it months later
-Karen and Foggy find these posts after season 3 and are like “fuck” and start trying to surreptitiously accommodating that without letting him know that they know
-He stops posting right after Midland Circle (obviously) and everyone is worried
-The first post after is “Sorry I disappeared for a while I died for like a week them my arch nemesis tried to kill me and I kind of think I’m hallucinating???”
-He posts “why do I fail at everything? I can not even die properly. God has forsaken me to live. His retribution is worse than Hell itself” after his Season 3 suicide attempt and everyone is worried (as they should be)
-After that people send him asks like hey please keep living you make out lives better
-He absolutely looses it when he sees those asks and Maggie finds him sobbing on the floor. he’s like “oh no they don’t know how terrible a person I am”
-He makes a whole post apologizing for playing them and making them think he’s not a monster
-no one believes it
-Eventually Karen shows Sister Maggie the blog so she can also keep an eye on him.
-Her user name is just maggie
-She doesn’t really post anything but if she did Tumblr would love her
-Matt never makes posts with info that could be linked back to him
-However he does make some posts that are supposed to be “fun stories” from his childhood
-He has some posts about Stick
-BlindJustice666: *random super fucked up story about Stick* So that was a weird thing that happened lol. Everyone: *concern*
-Everyone is mildly concerned that he was a child soldier (Their not wrong)
-Everything he posts is so incredibly specific or very very vague
-In conclusion Matt needs a tumblr like yesterday, he’s just the right amount of chaos to fit in well here
More Zenonia!
Its still dead. Pretty much. But its getting there. I hope.
So here's to contributing more content for this dead fandom!
Aight. Zenonia 1 Regret. I just want to make him suffer man. Hence why he's in a cult: indoctrination, isolation, and everything.
Except maybe Sun, who is very concerned.
Yeah. He'll get to the Holy Knights eventually. And he'll be hiding that tattoo under some piece of armor or some magic or smth. They won't know he's an enemy :)
Did Zenonia reveal Billy to be a traitor and a spy for a clan the Andra Kingdom has been fighting for years who's notorious for acting like humans so they can blend in and just let him fail in kidnapping Regret, never to be seen again? Not in this AU! Billy is a bitch. A manipulative son of a bitch.