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weekly gaming besties!!!!! they kept doing this even after dazai left the mafia the gamer bond is unbreakable
Hirotsu & fukuzawa besties>>>>
mori: this is top secret so don't tell anyone, especially from the agency, alliance be damned
hirotsu, awkwardly exiting out of his chat with fukuzawa where they were making fun of mori and he was telling fukuzawa about how mori was like in this particular meeting: of course sir, i would never
akutagawa, ending his call with atsushi, who he had been talking to when he got asked to come here and never bothered to hang up on <3: i understand. this is port mafia business strictly.
chuuya, still texting everything to his chuuya-kunikida-dazai groupchat (named dazai and his bitches until they stole his phone and changed it and is now untitled): sure thing boss
kajii, asleep: hmm lemon bombs
headcanon that hirotsu used to be a ginger before his hair turned grey
Au where Atsushi was Hirotsu's son but hirotsu accidentally used his ability on child Atsushi and it caused probably near deadly damage (If Atsushi wasn't a living healing potion) so he was deemed unfit to be a dad and Atsushi was sent to the orphanage
That's why the orphanage director said "compared to what your parents did to you, this doesn't even count as abuse" or whatever
It's also why Atsushi has grey hair and half purple eyes (hirotsu has grey hair and purple eyes too)
Anyways Atsushi was born before hirotsu joined the Mafia.
He probably joined cause his wife died or something and he was found as a widower whose kid was taken so he was at a low point
This has too many loopholes but just try to hear me out maybe
Mori was telling the PM about how there's a bounty for a weretiger, and Hirotsu asked if they could see a picture or sketch, and when shown said picture or sketch he passed out
Imagine your kid being taken from you, your wife dying, and you join a criminal organization, and now you have to kidnap your kid and basically sell him to a bunch of Americans.
Also, if the bounty didn't exist, then Hirotsu would see Atsushi while walking around and buying groceries
He goes to the store, goes into the tea isle, and sees someone who looks an awful lot like his son before he was sent to an orphanage.... So he goes up to him to ask something
It's basically just
Hirotsu: Um, sir..
Atsushi: Oh, hi there! Can I help you??
Then Hirotsu comes to the conclusion that Atsushi is, in fact, his son. So he grabs tea that was behind Atsushi, and fucking speed walks away
Hirotsu is 50, so 50-18=32, which I think is a reasonable age to have a kid?? More mature than a 20 year old at least
Also, Hirotsu's wife had the last name Nakajima. They just never decided to take one or the others last name, so they honestly picked randomly for Atsushi's
Back to the prompt before my extra stuff, I imagine Atsushi tells Dazai and it goes
Atsushi: Some man came up to me in the grocery store today, he was kinda fidgety and awkward but I think I was just in the way of the tea he wanted.
Dazai: What did he look like?
Atsushi: Old, grey hair, purple eyes, I think he wore a monocle? And a small bowtie
Dazai: Ohhh him, yeah he's in the Port Mafia.
Atsushi: i beg your pardon.
Au where Atsushi was Hirotsu's son but hirotsu accidentally used his ability on child Atsushi and it caused probably near deadly damage (If Atsushi wasn't a living healing potion) so he was deemed unfit to be a dad and Atsushi was sent to the orphanage
That's why the orphanage director said "compared to what your parents did to you, this doesn't even count as abuse" or whatever
It's also why Atsushi has grey hair and half purple eyes (hirotsu has grey hair and purple eyes too)
Anyways Atsushi was born before hirotsu joined the Mafia.
He probably joined cause his wife died or something and he was found as a widower whose kid was taken so he was at a low point
This has too many loopholes but just try to hear me out maybe
I just always thought this line was fascinating
Rereading the manga right now
headcanon that hirotsu used to be a ginger before his hair turned grey
Au where Atsushi was Hirotsu's son but hirotsu accidentally used his ability on child Atsushi and it caused probably near deadly damage (If Atsushi wasn't a living healing potion) so he was deemed unfit to be a dad and Atsushi was sent to the orphanage
That's why the orphanage director said "compared to what your parents did to you, this doesn't even count as abuse" or whatever
It's also why Atsushi has grey hair and half purple eyes (hirotsu has grey hair and purple eyes too)
Anyways Atsushi was born before hirotsu joined the Mafia.
He probably joined cause his wife died or something and he was found as a widower whose kid was taken so he was at a low point
This has too many loopholes but just try to hear me out maybe
Mori was telling the PM about how there's a bounty for a weretiger, and Hirotsu asked if they could see a picture or sketch, and when shown said picture or sketch he passed out
Imagine your kid being taken from you, your wife dying, and you join a criminal organization, and now you have to kidnap your kid and basically sell him to a bunch of Americans.
Also, if the bounty didn't exist, then Hirotsu would see Atsushi while walking around and buying groceries
He goes to the store, goes into the tea isle, and sees someone who looks an awful lot like his son before he was sent to an orphanage.... So he goes up to him to ask something
It's basically just
Hirotsu: Um, sir..
Atsushi: Oh, hi there! Can I help you??
Then Hirotsu comes to the conclusion that Atsushi is, in fact, his son. So he grabs tea that was behind Atsushi, and fucking speed walks away
Hirotsu is 50, so 50-18=32, which I think is a reasonable age to have a kid?? More mature than a 20 year old at least
Also, Hirotsu's wife had the last name Nakajima. They just never decided to take one or the others last name, so they honestly picked randomly for Atsushi's
Back to the prompt before my extra stuff, I imagine Atsushi tells Dazai and it goes
Atsushi: Some man came up to me in the grocery store today, he was kinda fidgety and awkward but I think I was just in the way of the tea he wanted.
Dazai: What did he look like?
Atsushi: Old, grey hair, purple eyes, I think he wore a monocle? And a small bowtie
Dazai: Ohhh him, yeah he's in the Port Mafia.
Atsushi: i beg your pardon.
Au where Atsushi was Hirotsu's son but hirotsu accidentally used his ability on child Atsushi and it caused probably near deadly damage (If Atsushi wasn't a living healing potion) so he was deemed unfit to be a dad and Atsushi was sent to the orphanage
That's why the orphanage director said "compared to what your parents did to you, this doesn't even count as abuse" or whatever
It's also why Atsushi has grey hair and half purple eyes (hirotsu has grey hair and purple eyes too)
Anyways Atsushi was born before hirotsu joined the Mafia.
He probably joined cause his wife died or something and he was found as a widower whose kid was taken so he was at a low point
This has too many loopholes but just try to hear me out maybe
Au where Atsushi was Hirotsu's son but hirotsu accidentally used his ability on child Atsushi and it caused probably near deadly damage (If Atsushi wasn't a living healing potion) so he was deemed unfit to be a dad and Atsushi was sent to the orphanage
That's why the orphanage director said "compared to what your parents did to you, this doesn't even count as abuse" or whatever
It's also why Atsushi has grey hair and half purple eyes (hirotsu has grey hair and purple eyes too)
Anyways Atsushi was born before hirotsu joined the Mafia.
He probably joined cause his wife died or something and he was found as a widower whose kid was taken so he was at a low point
This has too many loopholes but just try to hear me out maybe
sometimes i like to imagine hirotsu is just the go to guy for crush ranting
like my man will be trying to relax, have a drink, and chuuya will burst in like "can you fucking believe the NERVE of that bastard DAZAI????"
and then after a few hours of that, he'll be like finally, but then higuchi will come in like "akutagawa senpai is so handsome but gin is kind of cool too, i don't know what to-"
and then after a few hours of that, akutagawa will burst in like "THAT DAMNED WERETIGER SMILED AT ME I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO SHOULD I KILL HIM???"
and after a few hours of that
chuuya bursts in again like "WHY IS THAT BASTARD DAZAI'S NEW PARTNER SO TALL AND WHO EVEN GROWS OUT THEIR HAIR LIKE THAT WHY DID DAZAI GET A HANDSOME PARTNER WHY NOT ME"
and after a bit of that akutagawa bursts in again "I DO NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I THREATENED THE WERETIGER BUT HE JUST GIGGLED AND NOW I HAVE A DATE"
and then after a few hours of that he tries to relax and tachihara bursts in like "I LIKE GIN DOES THAT MEAN IM GAY"
and after a few hours of that-
original/ref under the cut. i think about this image a lot
I know Hirotsu had gray hair before meeting Dazai and Chuuya but the idea of him getting it all dealing with Soukoku is infinitely more hilarious
DAMN IT HIROTSU LOOKS SO GOOD HELLOOOOOOO AHSJSEUUE
Credits: aka3kan or 紅 蜜柑 ［あか みかん］on X
Hiya! It's been a bit since I've done fic prompts so here are a few today. These are from Bungo Stray Dogs which is new ik. Also a fun fact yesterday was my birthday. I'm not liking the responsibility and expectations that come with this age lmao. Oh, some of these have probably already been done but 🤷
What if the ADA switches places with the Port Mafia?
Oda is killed by someone different who had a grudge against him. Maybe they have a time rewinding ability? Idk but Oda didn't kill them sadly.
And instead of making his dying wish for Dazai to be a good person he asks him to avenge him and his kids.
And Dazai agrees...
They all have practically the same personalities (and abilities) just the Mafia who are now ADA aren't straight up murderous.
Just imagine the ADA commiting crimes
Like Ranpo coming up with the strategies, Kunikida as an executive, Yosano as an executive, Fukuzawa being a mafia boss, Junichiro being an assassin who is always up for murder, Naomi being a secretary who knows how to fight but is severely underestimated, and KENJI BEING IN THE MAFIA
Oh, mori isn't a pedo bc I think if Chuuya got to be the good guy he wouldn't let that slide.
Yosano still has the same backstory but maybe mori was a bit better but still felt pressure from war and the higher ups and stuff idk
Beast!Atsushi kinda idk if it would be Beast!Dazai sooo
Beast!Akutagawa but Chuuya is his mentor and Higuchi is like his partner. Kinda like Kunikida and Dazai
Chuuya used to be in the Port Mafia
Idk how or why Fukuzawa became the mafia boss???
Gin is in the ADA too
I think Tachihara would still have to be in the mafia?? Or maybe bc the ADA is always bumping heads with mafia that it would still be a place where he can gather info. Maybe the ADA is also under suspicion for something??
Idk wtf Hirotsu or Kouyou would be doing at the ADA tbh
Chuuya and Ango still have beef
What if Nakajima Atsushi tried to run away from the orphanage? Way before he was kicked out. What if Oda Sakunosuke found him?
Oda would have Atsushi stay where the other orphans were living.
Atsushi would also have a job at that diner or whatever it is.
And then he would help babysit his fellow little orphans whenever they arrived.
Atsushi saved the kids but he got hurt and lost control of his ability. He killed some of the Mimic members before passing out to heal from the bullet wounds. The tiger has never had to heal from anything so severe before. So, as the tiger had control she made him hide until he healed.
Oda finds him though with the help of the kids.
Idk what else :/
X-Files Crossover
Dazai Osamu as Fox Mulder and Nakahara Chuuya as Dana Scully.
Kunikida Doppo can be one of Mulder’s alien hunter friends or maybe two Scullys??
Atsushi and Akutagawa could be newbie agents that were assigned to the X-Files
Katai would definitely be one of the alien hunter friends
I don't think abilities should exist but if you could spin it in a good way go for it
Yosano could be a doctor or former doctor turned dominatrix friend that Dazai has
Ranpo could join the X-Files bc normal cases are boring or he could be an alien hunter friend
Fyodor is an alien
Sigma was abducted by aliens and doesn't remember anything from before
Chuuya had been abducted by aliens as a child but doesn't remember it. And thinks he was kidnapped by regular old people and hit his head or trauma blocked it out
Ango and Oda can either be higher-ups or alien hunter friends
Higuchi is a fellow newbie
Gin is in college or something
Old man yaoi, as promised