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this is literally the best line in the entire show and no one will convince me otherwise

Some sketches of Talespin Hondo because he is addictive to draw. Very funny hyena.

Hondo and Grievous are Nevaeh's dads confirmed.

Some of this is extremely out of context haha.

Hondo is very difficult to draw. I recently discovered an abundance of incorrect quotes I can exploit, and I will be attempting to draw them all, so be prepared.

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"Oh, did you think I was going to keep talking?"

Petition to put Hondo Ohnaka, the best pirate in the galaxy, in atleast one episode of Ahsoka.

sick of star wars theories. if you’re not here to talk about hondo ohnaka being a form of immortal chaos god manifested by the force then get out of my sight

Ngl I really want to go to Disney to go to Galaxy Edge. For the lightsabers and everything, overall just a huge Star Wars nerd aha. But the real reason I want to go, Hondo Ohnaka. I mean they’re pirates, they don’t even know what that means.

I accident auto corrected Hondo to Honda and my friend just started going ahhh my favorite car Hondo Civic so I made these...

hera is officially the only functioning person, ever

The answer to my poll

Re mispellings: for people who thought I did this on purpose to trick you, you are giving me way too much credit. It wasn’t a trick question I just didn’t check the spellings.

For the people who keep telling me. I’m a pedantic nerd I get the urge to correct spelling, it doesn’t really matter. I did not expect this to blow up I thought like two people would see it. My mistake, I’m aware.

(Some spoilers)

Read till the end for a surprise!

1. Max Rebo-Real-it’s a crying shame people don’t recognize renound jizz wailer Max Rebo, people these days have no culture. RIP Max you would’ve loved Chapelle Roan.

Sy Snootles-Real-The myth, the legend, the icon.

Hondo Ohnaka-Real-Basically Star Wars does Captain Jack Sparrow, one of my favorite characters. (Piping hot take, he’s basically better Han Solo, I am prepared to be dragged through the comments for this opinion.)

Cham Syndulla-Real-people kept saying that they recognized the last name, but not the first of one of the characters. It’s either this one or another character below. He is a rebel Twi’lek who fought in the Clone Wars and later lead the Free Ryloth movement to liberate his home world (Ryloth) from the Empire. He is pretty isolationist and doesn’t like to work with the larger rebellion, which is why he clashes with his daughter Hera who is a rebel pilot, general and leader of Specter Cell.

Biggs Darklighter-Real-A lot of people thought he was a parody of Luke Skywalker, which is hilarious, but he is real, he was Luke’s best friend from Tatooine. And was in some cut New Hope Scenes. He joined the Imperial Academy, then defected to the rebellion. Where he as killed at the battle of Yavin. Most importantly he has a glorious mustache.

We’ll come back to Tula Bonobo who many of you correctly pointed out was the fake.

Owen Lars-Real-Has the distinct honor of having the most boring name in Star Wars; He is Luke’s Uncle who raises him when dear old dad goes a little murdery. Sadly dies by way of being related to a fantasy protagonist on their heroes journey. A fate for 9/10 fictional uncles.

Garazeb “Zeb” Orrelios-Real-Ah a Tumblr favorite, Zeb is one of the last surviving Lasat after the Empire massacred his planet. He is a member of Spector Cell. He of course (and this is 100% canon cause I said so) flies off into the sunset with his husband Kallus at the end of the Rebels T.V. Show.

Elan Sleezbagano-Real- yes, he’s actually real. He tries to sell drugs to Obi-Wan Kenobi, that is all.

Qui-Gon Jinn-Real-Obi-Wan’s hippie Jedi master a real go with the force kinda guy. Get’s shish kebabed in Phantom Menace by Darth Maul. Kinda responsible for ruining the galaxy because he found little orphan death machine-Anakin Skywalker. Played by Liam Nissan (fun fact he is so tall they had to spend thousands of dollars raising the sets to accommodate him.) Is also missing his true calling as a hair model.

Zevulon Veers-Real-The only character I spell checked the name on, his father, Maximillion Veers, was an Imperial officer during the battle of Hoth. (The other character people may have recognized the last name, but not the first.) He defected to the rebellion. (Family reunions must have been awkward)

Mace Windu-Real-Got killed by being thrown out a window (cause Star Wars.) One of the most powerful Jedi and the leader of the Jedi Order. Played by Samuel L. Jackson, and has a purple lightsaber, (Bad guys always have red, good guys, blue or green.) But are you going to say no to Sam Jackson? Legend has it that he has “Motherfucker” inscribed on his saber hilt in Aurebesh (the Star Wars language.)

Now we get to as many guessed the fake name Tula Bonobo, a Bonobo is just a real animal that exists. I wasn’t trying to hide this fact. I shuffled through a few first names before landing on Tula. I think it sounds vaguely Star Warsy. And c’mon between Tula and Sleezebagano, which sounds more like the fake?

And now my confession: A wise squid-man once said “it’s a trap” and this indeed was a dirty trick…

Gather around children while I tell you a story. So last year I took an anthropology class, did I have any interest in that subject, no, but I needed the credits. It was difficult, but I liked the professor. And admist the boring reports on pre-historic fossils, I hit gold. I feel it’s high time the internet was re-introduced to this documentary of Liam Niesan narrating about ape sex. The meme potential is limitless. Have fun and use responsibly internet. You’re welcome.

Honnndddooooo

Because who doesn’t love this dude????

Thinking about making stickers but idk~

My Preview for the @foundaclonewarszine !! 

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My full piece for the @foundaclonewarszine ! 

It isn’t canon but I know in heart that Katooni lived and became a pirate with Hondo, before taking over his pirate gang while he lives out his best(?) life

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By Jupiter, I just got some knowledge which must be shared

Jim Cummings, the guy who voices Hondo Ohnaka, also voices Winnie The Pooh. And He performed most of Be Prepared, since Scars normal voice actor got sick.

I already knew this so it wasn't a part of those shocks, but here's a bonus: He voiced a one-off antagonist on Courage The Cowardly Dog who just sounds like Hondo with an Italian accent

Ok but this has the best chaotic energy

based on a conversation with my sister who Gets It™

This is hilarious.

Just a goofy doodle comic after that last episode

part 2 later?

So we all know that Boba Fett had the Slave I back in his possession during Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back

But the last time we saw the Slave I before this was during The Clone Wars...

How and when did Boba get the Slave I back from Hondo??😅

(That scene is so funny to me tho💀)

Okay, where the hell was this hiding from me?

Well, look at all that treasure...and the handsome man who has it all...

(art by Tommy Lee Edwards)

Here I fixed it

rebels is just the story of maul, hondo and kanan fighting over who’s apprentice ezra is while he resists the urge to call kanan dad right?