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Hotch and Rossi bromance requested by Anonymous

There are benefits to meeting after hours

"That voice in your head? It's not your conscience, it's your ego."

The way that one omnivore hossi scene is one of my favorite scenes of this show ever. The way Dave just knows what Aaron needs to hear to snap out of it. The way every word in that scene has a purpose and it is both to bring some light when Aaron only sees darkness and blame and misplaced guilt and to state facts Aaron knows and believes but just can't access in his overwhelmed state— it's beautiful and you can pry it from my cold dead hands.

"Thanks."

"Anytime."

Rossi: We both look very handsome tonight.

Hotch: You know if you had just said that I looked handsome I would have said "So do you."

Rossi: I couldn't take that chance.

Okay but

that scene in cm where hotch pulls Rossi into the other room bc Rossi was being unprofessional and when hotch closed the door behind him he kissed rossi

hello everyone ❤️ i have many thoughts but i will shorten them for this post!

1. i watched the new criminal minds evolution episode finally! ................... it was something! (the most intruiging part of the entire episode was elias' backstory and im not even sorry for saying it, ive been so hyped about this and he READS ROSSIS BOOKS and i NEEEEEED . MORE INFO ABOUT CYRUS IMMEDIATELY!!! GOD!!!!!!!!!)

(also ive never been more of a jj stan for gods sake guys😭 give her a HUG)

(i will not be mentioning tynelope <3. Pentyler? .. OR TARA AND REBECCA. WHAT THE FFFFUCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!?????)

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my next thoughts sorta bleed into my new episode thoughts, but bare with me, because it takes a second! (its because rossi's books are featured in both❤️)

2. ........ i was doing my annual rewatch of "zoe's reprise", as you do! and i have a lot of things to say about it (i dont care if you dont like him the episode genuinely brings out a very interesting facet of rossi's character in such an intruiging way and ive always been very curious as to how he actually Handles being a famous author over such a horrid subject matter- not to mention he has a very obvious ick with idol worship, especially directed towards himself! take "limelight" for example, he is so uncomfortable that entire episode because the whole precinct KNOWS him. hell, its only mentioned once, but he literally had a mentee BREAK INTO HIS HOUSE like SIX TIMES😭!!!)

anyways, that episode is . So good. and YES i know that not everybody who reads this post ships hossi (welcome to my personal rarepair hell everyone, take a seat❤️), but Ohhhhhhh my god bare with me. hotch and rossi have an "omnivore" moment. they do this semi-often, i've noticed! i can't count the episodes, but it essentially goes like this :

- one of them gets emotionally unstable during a case and has to "take a breather", which usually means going outside all emo

- the other IMMEDIATELY follows. no hesitation. in "zoe's reprise", hotch quite literally tells the team to deliver the profile without him. all rossi did was say "hey im gonna go outside and take a breather" and hotch Knew.

- they do that old married couple bickering. "you think this is YOUR fault, aaron?" "i know it is" / "i was the one who told her to never stop chasing the trail" "dave, what are you doing?"

- and they eventually arrive on a compromise! that compromise is always "no matter what, this is still a case, and we're gonna solve it".

and that is one of my Many favorite things about them!

3. hossi aside, though, i just wanted to dump a couple images i found😭

❤️❤️❤️ rossi books. oh how i would kill to read all of them. also its super intruiging that, stuffed in between them, is a book covering jack the ripper!!! obviously its foreshadowing to the unsub of the episode (WHO READS ROSSI'S BOOKS!), but it would be very silly if he wrote a book dealing with that case.

now this next one is the blurriest ugliest image in the world because i took it very excitedly while watching the episode on my TV, so 😭

AAAAUAAAAGHJJJHGHSSSHGGJFRRNDJDHDGSDHJT (silence of the lambs poster Silence Of The Lambs Poster). you dont know HOW many times ive giggled about the fact that david rossi and clarice starling have the same "i hear screams" trauma😭.

also i would kill for zoe's room tbh. need that poster so bad, and the little skeleton???

OKAY. post FINALLY over, i hope someone had fun reading my brain dump<3

How did it go with Jack?

hossi (illustrated)

my favorite trope is when someone believes they’re hard to love and someone who loves them like it’s breathing.

Rossi, standing protectively in front of the team: Never talk to me or any of the children I unwillingly adopted ever again!

have my unhinged lil sketches because this show distracted me when i only put it on to have something playing in the background

bonus:

"how about online dating?" — 10x10

scp cr. crimestape

the way hotch smiles at dave makes me feel all warm and fuzzy because it’s all soft and cute and he has dimples and it’s sweet and dave is like the only one that gets that particular small and soft smile and i just love the two of them for so many reasons but that smile is the main one. like it’s just mr-stoic-bossman going all soft for his favourite person and it’s cute

Now that they've run out of Dave's ex-wives to bring back and have him fall in love with, they're bringing back Gideon's ex-wife?

Overheard in the office hallway between two older businessmen:

“Don’t you dare pull my shirt up, I have a meeting.”