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Okay, okay, we got it, you are hot as hell in a very unbiblical way, Noah!

Please stop flexing those fine chiseled muscules of yours, cause it's a bit too much for me to handle... *nervous laughter*

I wonder if in season 3 they gonna show us both Hot Noah and Hot Jonas™ shirtless in a one scene, doing some manly work...

Oh, shit, did I say it out loud?

no, it's not a drool you just saw on my face.

*in denial*

noah in every episode: 1x07 “crossroads” 5.11.53 9.11.53

Hot Jonas™ in 1888 to the town people: Ladies and gentlemen, please join us in the church every Sunday to discuss the true meaning of Time & God, the life cycle of Jesus being equal to 33 years and facing the fearsome consequences of any of your actions.

Ladies in 1888: What a dashing and charismatic gentleman! He also has God is his heart, and have you seen his beautiful eyes? Whatever this meeting is about, I'll be there!

Man in 1888: Have you heard? We should come there too, all the ladies are going to be there!

This is how I imagine the beginning of "Sic Mundus".

Important note, please don't join any sects, even if their leader is charismatic and good looking!

Though, if it would be Hot Jonas™ I wouldn't follow my own advice either.