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rashidartt
11 months ago

LOUDER!!!

percy : casually strangled a snake as a toddler.

yall :

percy : defeats the minotaur with his bare hands at the age of 12 with no training at all.

yall :

percy : fights and defeats the literal god of war with only a few weeks of training, again, at 12.

yall :

percy : holds the weight of the entire sky at the age of 14.

yall :

percy : carries a literal goddess on his shoulders.

yall :

percy : gets judoflipped by his best friend who is professionally trained and sparred with him for years. where he wasn't even hurt or injured and casually laughs it off.

yall : she aSsAuLtEd him. annabeth is aBuSiVe. percabeth is tOxIc.

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i swear yall got in my nerves they're best friends!! they have the intimacy for it!! i totally get it the relief the exasperation just relax percy jackson pjo percy jackson and the olympians heroes of olympus hoo annabeth annabeth chase percabeth i don't know how to explain this but percy's physical strength + demigod training makes him twice as strong as an average man a judoflip is basically child's play and she doesn't knew that he had lost the achilles curse at the moment
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firekit21
1 year ago

The life series thumbnails are a spectrum and Martyn and Skizz are on opposite ends.

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trafficblr inthelittlewood martyn inthelittlewood skizzleman secret life smp this doesn't feel like a spoiler so I'm not tagging it as such i don't know how to explain this
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insomniac-dormouse
7 months ago

If you think about sex like it’s surgery then I guess monogamy makes sense

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I have normal thoughts turned off my squeamishness and I haven’t been overtaken by the urge to kill yet so it’s probably fine anyway now that I’m okay looking at surgery images it’s like anyone else noticed the inherent eroticism of having someone cut you up slicing you open and digging through your insides is such an intimate thing Like I wish the doctor would take me out to dinner first damn it’s weird that I don’t know them if something went wrong I’d want the doctor to be close to me Important! my most important even like surgery is such an intimate thing i don't know how to explain this do you not get all flustered about the notion of your blood from your inards on someone else’s hands it’s be so fucking weird for it to be more than that one person who u are of course close to on a level that can’t be quantified Anyway so I understand that now asexual gore thing probably
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