I Feel So Attacked - Tumblr Posts
A Simple Jun Edit
This man is breathtaking! No matter how much I look at him, his beauty still blows me away
HOW COULD YOU, BANG YONGGUK?????
I FEEL SO ATTACKED YAMAZAKI IS SO FREAKING AWESOME🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 THERE IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD THAT COULD POSSIBLY DESCRIBE THE LEVEL OF AWESOMENESS OF YAMAZAKI!!!! I’M GONNA TRY TO DESCRIBE IT IN GERMAN: ES IST KRASS, ABER KRASSER ALS KRASS, ES GIBT EINFACH KEIN WORT DAFÜR
ARE YOU KIDDING ME FEMME PANSEXUAL, GOT IT FIRST TIME
I tried to make a sexual identity generator but it’s glitchy and I’m not sure how to fix it.
why writing takes forever
writer: *stops mid-sentence* damn what's the word I want?
writer: *spends 25 minutes on google trying to figure out the right vocab word*
writer: *gets a paragraph done*
writer: *starts another sentence, stops* what is that really specific fact I need?
writer: *spends an hour trying to figure out this obscure thing that probably doesn't actually matter*
writer: Wait what's that thing called again?
writer: *has no idea how to search for what I need*
writer: *ends up digging through blogs and other archived websites for details*
writer: *needs to reference source material for fact checking*
writer: *has to eat and sleep at some point*
writer: should it be "she regards him with disdain" or "she glares at him with disdain" ??? (hint: it doesnt matter but gunna go back and forth over it for an hour)
writer: *gets distracted by the internet in general*
writer: HOW IS THIS ONLY 800 WORDS???????
writer: fuck proofreading
writer: okay fine i'll proofread.
writer: holy shit this is awful.
writer: *reworks entire sections*
writer: *doesn't think I'm good enough as a writer and stops for a few days*
writer: repeat process as needed.
We Don’t Talk Anymore Pt. 2 : A Summary
Me: *forgot the date*
Me: *flips open phone at 11.10pm”
Me: *literally screams (first recorded history of a scream in 3 years of being a fangirl)*
Me: *immediately plays video*
Video: *loading*
Me: *sudden realisation* Holy shyet is this gonna be Jikook
Jungkook: *starts singing*
Me: *sudden realisation again* HoLY SHYET WAIT DOES THIS MEAN JIMIN AND ENGLISH
Jungkook: *continues singing, blissfully unaware of my inner turmoil*
Me: B-BUT HOLY SHYET I HAVEN’T HEARD MIN’S ENGLISH IN SO LONG HOLY SHITAKE MUSHROOMS MOTHER OF GOD
Jungcook: *still singing*
Me: OMG YOU SERIOUS JIKOOK??
Jungkook: *being his talented little shyet self*
Me: FOR REALS OMG THIS WOULD BE A FIELD DAY FOR JIKOOK SHIPPERS
Jungkook: *more singing*
Me: ......and Jimin is the girl.
Me: *dies laughing* Omg why am I like this why are we all like this to Jimin no why am I so terrible lmAO
Jimin: *takes over*
Me: *dies from English*
Jimin: *blissfully unaware of the murder he just did*
Me: *clutching my laptop and hyperventilating in the underworld*
Jimin: *still an ignorant little angel*
Me: Holy hell that English thoooooo
Jimin and Jungkook: *duets*
Me: *dies......in the underworld*
Song: *finally ends*
Me: *still dead*