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I LITERALLY DO ALL OF THESE
*screams into the void*
FUCK IT!!!! *draws raph happy-stimming the way i do*
Incorrect Quote Generator hehe
Peach: Today at 7 am, Luigi poured a Monster energy drink in their coffee, said "I'm going to die" and drank the whole thing. Mario: I watched Luigi brew their coffee with Monster instead of water. Three cups in two hours. I think they ascended into the astral realm. Bowser: The survivability of the human race never fails to amaze me.
Bowser: How did none of you hear what I just said?! Peach: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Luigi: I got distracted halfway through. Mario: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.
Mario: Luigi, we're hungry! Peach: Luigi! What's for dinner? Bowser: We're hungry, Luigi! Luigi, frying a bottle of ketchup over the stove: screams
Peach: You guys worried about Luigi? Bowser: Totally! Mario: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled, "what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?" Peach: And what'd you say? Mario: "I dunno, I dunno, I dunno, I dunno." Bowser: Peach: They're lucky to have you as a friend.
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On a spectrum from Angus the Hunter to Bartholomew Bordough whos your lonely bbg
“well the square cube law-“ I’m done listening. I’ve stopped. it’s over. I’ve lived here for years. I fought in the g/t trenches. I was there for Downsizing. for the fandom mass twitter exodus of 2018. I built my home here. in this world of extreme height difference. and you come to me, in my gay size website home, and you say “square cube”? you say “giants would move and talk slowly”? begone. get out of my sight, vile and wicked thing. we dream about swift giants and worlds without giant bugs here. I spit on your realism. my giants are so fucking fast.
character: adopts another person, or two, or ten me, immediately falling in love:
I don't care what you guys say
Sydney has a fat ass
Jin Ling when it's his Xiao-ShuShu who wakes him up instead of his beloved JiuJiu