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Jake is FYINEEEEEEEEE😝😝

AS HELL

200301 - jungkook x on

*reads critics reviews*

me: 😃😃 😏🤭🤫

"Venom 2 is just a messy gay tentacle porn starring Tom Hardy and Tom Hardy's bass boosted voice."

*innocent me years ago, about to find out what fanfiction is*: oh wow this stuff is cool. Is there more?

Me now: I am a fictional men whore and one of the kinkiest bitch alive. I regret nothing.

WHY ARE KIRA AND CHELLE THREATENING ME????? I'M LITERALLY JUST SPREADING LOVE TO THE WORLD 😭😭😭

But I'm not scared of you guys, JUST SEND ME AN ADRESS AND WE'LL FIGHT FOR IZZY 😡😡😡

From: IZZY'S NUMBER 1 HOE AKA HER SECRET ADMIRER

uhm........... I guess theyre jelly???? Uhm yall can fight idek..... uhm love ya <333

Fuck. I would have been BEGGING him to wear that outfit and makeup home like the fuck?? Dropping to my knees, watery eyes begging him to let me fuck him looking like that

DINO in SPELL (OFFIAL MV)

I was gone for a month for the boyz and wtf is this??!!!!

messy 𐙚 jung sungchan

warnings. eludes to sub!sungchan, oral m receiving, hair pulling, spit, cum swallowing, riding, unprotected sex, crying, overstimulation, sungchan whimpers.

wc. 3.6k

summary. your best friend is stressed, so you decide to help him relax.

not proofread!! trying to get back into writing teehee

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“channie”

“hmm?” sungchan looked up from his phone, eyes narrowing at the sight of you standing in front of the couch he was sat on “what’s wrong?”

“i’m fine” you responded, hands settling on your hips “but you look so tired, have you been resting well?” he sighed and let his phone fall against his chest.

“what do you think?”

“when was the last time you got to relax?” sungchan let his head fall to the side as you sat on the edge of the sofa next to him “you haven’t, have you?”

“no” he looked at you as he leaned back further into the sofa “but that’s why i’m here, i’m always more relaxed when you’re around”

“then let me help you” your fingers crawled up the side of his thigh, nails raking over the his skin just underneath his shorts “we both know i can”

sungchan let his eyes fall to where your fingers reached his skin, he sucked in a breath as he watched you carefully “what happened to it not happening again?” you sighed almost dramatically at sungchan’s question, you could hear a lacing of amusement in his tone.

“i’m just trying to help you, sungchan” he didn’t say much, his legs parted a little wider as if to signal for you to kneel between them.

“then help”

you didn’t respond to his words, deciding to act instead by sliding down onto your knees between his legs. you looked up at sungchan as your fingers curled around the hem of his shorts, gently pulling at the material to reveal his cock to you.

sungchan was visibly blessed, thick and long. it would take anyone at least a few times with him to be able to properly take him, you were already there though. you had found yourself with sungchan’s cock in your hand on countless occasions, not being able to deny yourself of the pleasure he gives you and going back to him each time.

you were best friends, sungchan was always there for you when you needed him and vice versa, you just happened to find yourselves supporting eachother physically as well as emotionally and neither of you saw an issue with it. you’d tried to stop, each time telling each other it would be the last time but ultimately it never is.

it didn’t inconvenience anyone though, sungchan happened to love the feeling of your mouth around his cock almost as much as the feeling of having your cunt wrapped around it.

sungchan watched you as you wrapped your hand around the base of his cock, squeezing him as he hardened under your touch. his lips parted to let out a few deep breaths once your hand slid along his cock, covering his length with your thumb brushing over his tip before you dragged it back down to the base.

he sighed when he watched the way your tongue peaked out and circled the tip of his cock. your lips closed around the head whilst you dragged your tongue through the slit, precum beginning to seep out of him. you always knew how to tease him and push him to the edge, it didn’t take a lot for you to get under sungchan’s skin, he let you get to him quicker than he should’ve, always leaving him needier and more restless than he wished to be.

his fingers inched forward and laced through your hair as you took his cock deeper into your mouth, trying to relax your jaw in order to take as much as him as you could. you swallowed around his cock, whimpering when you felt his his fingers pulling at your hair. your whimper sent a shiver through his veins, vibrations flowing through this cock.

“god” sungchan let his head tip back against the sofa, giving up on forcing himself to watch you inch your mouth down on his cock and deciding to sit back and bask in the pleasure instead. your mouth always left him in ecstasy, tongue aways pushing him to the brink of spilling into your mouth a few minutes quicker than he wished to “fuck”.

your mouth also left him vocal. he wasn’t shy of hiding his moans for any one he was with but you brought them out of him, he physically couldn’t hold them back when you sucked him cock. you pulled noises out of him that sungchan didn’t even know he made. the moans, the curses, the whimpers.

sungchan’s whimpers drove you insane. you knew he was reaching the point of no return when whimpers began to slip from his swollen lips. his parted lips and heavy breathing from the feeling of your lips being dragged up and down his cock allowing whimpers to slip out.

it all reached its peak when his fingers tightened in your hair once you let the tip of his cock hit the back of your throat. the feeling of you gagging around him unashamedly turned sungchan on endlessly, being able to feel, see and hear you pushing yourself in order to please him sent him spiralling. he wanted to show you how good you made him feel by spilling his cum into your mouth and he wanted to warn you but he couldn’t.

a broken whimper slipped from him the moment he tried to speak, he didn’t need to speak in order for you to know what was coming. you knew his body well enough to know when he was close, the way his thighs tensed under your fingers and how broken his moans became. sometimes he managed to eek out a few pleads and begs, please falling from his lips like a song, the word being repeated multiple times as he begged you to let him cum even though he knew you were going to anyway. it was out of habit, to sungchan the only thing he could think of in the moment was the way your mouth took his cock and he needed to show you how much he appreciated you for it.

his appreciation came in the form of him spilling his cum into your mouth with a somewhat loudish whimper of your name. he always tried his hardest to lift his head and open his eyes when he came, he loved the sight of his cum filling your mouth to the point bits of it trickled out of your mouth and down your lips, usually seeping out only your jaw and falling onto your chest. he loved the way you so eagerly swallowed every drop of him and smiled sweetly at him after. you really knew exactly how to make him relax.

but you weren’t done with sungchan, not tonight at least. you didn’t believe one orgasm was enough to help him truly relax, you needed to give him more, something that would truly help him forget about all of his stress. so when you stood up, instead of sitting down next to him you decided to straddle his lap, hands sitting on his shoulders as your knees rested either side of his body on the sofa.

sungchan was quick to welcome you onto his lap, fingers instantly falling to your waist as he looked at you through the strands of his fringe, his eyes tired from his previous orgasm. you could feel his cock pressing against the thin material of your shorts, the lack of underwear you had on underneath them gave you the perfect feel of his cock.

he found himself letting out a shaky breath as he looked at you, a whine slipping from him as you ground yourself down against his cock. he was sensitive, the tip of his cock felt raw against the rough fabric of your shorts. he was in agony as he felt the way it stuck to your slick cunt. he wanted to feel it directly against him.

“need you” his voice was weak, his demeanour turning fragile as he told you what he needed.

“how bad?” your question was innocent enough, fingers trailing down his body, finding he hem of his shirt so you could push them underneath the clothing. you dug your nails into his abs before pushing his shirt over his head, hips still moving against his, clothed cunt still pressing against his hardening cock.

“so bad” his voice deepened, a weak groan leaving him as he confessed just how bad he needed to feel you wrapped around his cock. he sighed when he felt your fingers brush further down his body until they left him completely, reaching to push the fabric of your own shorts apart with one hand and using the other to wrap around the base of his cock.

you looked at him as you brushed his cock against your slick clit, his eyes were focused on the way you held his cock, waiting impatiently for you to sink down on him so he could feel your warmth wrapping tightly around him.

there was no way you couldn’t not give him what he needed, his cock was already throbbing in your hand, he was hissing slightly at the oversensitivity. you knew how much of a mess he’d be once he was inside of you and you were excited to see it.

sungchan’s fingers pressed into the skin of your waist, tucked under your shirt as you finally gave him his relief. pressing the head of his cock against the entrance of your cunt and slowly sinking down on the head. his eyes were drowsy as he watched the scene in front of him, he looked completely out of it when you sunk down on the rest of his cock in one go, taking every inch of him with ease.

the wetness of your cunt swallowed him whole, you squeezed around him once he was fully seated inside of you, stilling in his lap as you adjusted to the way he filled you up. your fingers went back to his stomach, hands flattening against his abs as you lifted yourself on his cock before dropping back down with a sigh.

sungchan allowed his eyes to close and his head to fall back as you rode his cock, his lips were parted and his breathing was unsteady. he let you squeeze around him and use him, feeling himself grow complete weak and incapable under your touch. he was a mess.

“you’re so big sungchannie” the moan you let out with your words broke him, a deep, high pitched moan came from his lips. one thing sungchan couldn’t handle was your praise, especially when you moaned it out as prettily as you did.

“you like it” he tried to be cocky but the wavering in his voice failed him, he couldn’t help the whimper that came out with his words too. you giggled at him, a whimper leaving your own lips as you fucked yourself on his cock.

“i love it” your fingers trailed from his stomach to his chest, thumbs brushing over his nipples before reaching his shoulders, your nails dug into his skin as you bounced on his lap “love your cock so much” his cock throbbed inside of you, your walls clenched around him, tightly hugging him. “always fills me up so well” your words went right to his head, and his cock, sungchan felt himself grow dizzy as you worshipped his cock.

if you kept talking to him the way you were, sungchan knew he wasn’t going to last much longer, not with how well you’re soaked walls were moving around his cock. you knew he was close with the way his fingers dug deeper into your skin, his nails were almost drawing blood from you with how hard they were pressed into you.

sungchan lifted his head up, your hands left his shoulders and pushed into his hair. his head fell forward almost instantly, he buried his face in your neck as you continued to move on his cock, his lips pressed against your neck whilst he whined against your skin. “i’m so close” his voice was broken, his eyes wet as you rode him harder. his hands fell to your ass as he tried to take what you gave him “god you always fuck me so well” there was a higher pitch to his usually steady voice, whimpers leaving him every few seconds as he grew closer to the edge.

“you’re so sweet sungchannie” he whined again, hands pulling your body closer to his as he began to let his cum leak into you. the whines he let out turned into moans, broken moans. he couldn’t do anything as his cum spilled into you, his body grew slack and his grip became harsher, his second orgasm had hit him harder than his first, the feeling of his already sensitive cock releasing another load of cum made his body shiver.

sungchan’s moans were sweet, especially when he was mid orgasm. you could feel tears well up in his eyes as he filled you with his cum, letting every drop of it spill into you until he physically couldn’t let anymore out. he found himself collapsing back against the sofa, his eyes barely open as you slowed down your movements on his cock.

“wanna watch your cum” sungchan’s voice was tired, he was breathing heavily, his body drained as he watched you “always so pretty when you cum” he still sounded and looked weak. your fingers tightened their grip on his hair as you moved quicker on his cock again, one of your hands dropping down to your clit so you could rub it in times with the way you were fucking yourself on his cock.

sungchan didn’t take his eyes off you, keeping watch of the way you began falling apart around his cock, taking all of him with each bounce up and down. he found himself obsessed with the overstimulation as well as watching you get yourself off, your fingers moved so well around your clit, your whimpers were so pretty as you brought yourself closer to the edge. sungchan was pretty sure he could’ve came again with how well you were taking his cock.

“so close sungchannie” your whine made him groan, his used cock throbbed painfully inside of you as you pushed yourself over the edge. your thighs were tense as your orgasm washed over you, walls clamping down around his cock, his cum making it easier for you to glide up and down on it as you came around him.

you collapsed against his chest, his large hands brushed under your shirt and rested against the curve of your back. you felt his lips touch the side of your head as the two of you recovered from way you rode his cock, both breathing heavily.

sungchan’s fingers drew circles against the skin of your back as his eyes shut, he was sure the two of you would fall asleep in the position you were in with his cock still seated deep inside of you but he couldn’t find it in himself to care. sungchan thought waking up with you wrapped around his cock was potentially the best way he could ever wake up.

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what happened to "diluc is my number 1" LMAO

listen. LISTEN!!!

Diluc will always be bbgorl in my heart ❤️ . . .

but. Tighnari...andCynoAlHaithamScaramoucheHeizouetc...

omg. OMG.

Roommates

requested by: @tomxparker

Promp list: 7,8,10 smut (minors DNI)

"shit sorry! Didn't know you were uh.. busy"

"Is that your vibrator?"

"I love the sounds you make"

Tom Holland x female reader

!! Keep in mind these are not one shots, they are promps which means it's short and not fully written out. If you want longer writing there is a masterlist in my bio and my request are open !!!

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You and Tom had been roommates for about four months now and you loved it. You met him on the first day of college and you instantly clicked. He lived in a apartment on his own with one extra room. He hadn't had the chance to look for a roommate yet to you took the chance and moved in with him. You weren't complaining about it either, Tom was a super nice roommate. He was polite when you had someone over, cleaned up after himself and gave you room when you needed it.

There were only 2 thing you didn't enjoy as much.

1; he was extremely quite when he came home.

2; he barked into your room without knocking.

It was now friday night, you didn't have any plans so you just stayed in and did your own thing. Tom left earlier that night to have some drinks with his mates and said he would text you when he would come back. It was something the two of you always did, and if it wasn't done there was for sure something wrong. You and Tom always kept eachother updated on where you were and when you would be back. But somehow he didn't this night..

"Finally" you sigh as you finish your final essay for the week. Now you were now totally free for the night. It was rare that you had nothing to do and were home alone so you decided to make good use of it. You walk towards your bed side table and check if your favorite vibrator isn't out of batteries before making yourself comfortable on your bed. You usually only masturbated when you were home alone but if you did do it when Tom was home you always had to make sure you were super cautious about it. Always making sure some soft music was on and the door was locked knowing Tom never knocked. It was nice, not having anyone around this time and being able to be as loud as you pleased.

You clicked the little bottom and the usual buzzing sound came alive before pushing your sweatpants down your legs and pulled your shirt off your body.

You had been pleasing yourself for about five minutes when Tom arrived home. Like always he was extremely careful with opening and closing the door, being as silent as possible. He looked at the clock and saw it was a little passed midnight. It was only then he realized he had not texted you. Tom looked up towards your room and saw there was light coming from under your door. He would just say goodnight now and make sure you knew he was had come home safely. That way you couldn't get mad for not texting.

But as he walked closer to your room he heard:

Your moans.

Be cringed at the thought of you having someone over. It wouldn't just be awkward having to sleep in the room next door, he also might have the tiniest bit of a crush on you and the thought of you being with someone else made his blood boil. You sounded so pretty tho, your high pitched noises were music to his ears. Without another thought he took the last steps towards your room and openend your door. Hig frustration getting the best of him.

"Tom what the hell!" You stumbeled over your words trying to cover yourself up with your duvet. "Shit sorry I didn't know you were uh.. busy" Tom stuttered. He wasn't telling the full truth but also wasn't lying. He did thought you were with someone else, not just you and your toy. He couldn't get the sight out of his head tho. You, almost fully naked on your bed the only thing covering any part of your body being your bra. Your bright pink toy pleasing you making Tom wish those were his fingers making you moan. Making you feel so good that you would scream out his name.

"I'm so sorry I uh", you felt your heart beating in your chest. You face felt hot as you wanted nothing more than to dissapear from earth right now. You never felt this embarrased before. Ever. "Didn't think you'd be home, you didn't text" you try you excuse yourself. Trying to escape from the extreme embarrasment you were feeling. "No I shouldn't have walked in like that" Tom laughs awkwardly. His cheeks were pink and he hadn't looked you in your eyes the whole time he was standing in the door opening.

Suddenly the room felt silent, neither of you knew what to say or do. You couldn't help but feel slightly bothered by his presents. Why hadn't he left yet? You wanted to cry yourself to sleep and you couldn't do that with him still being there. "Is that your vibrator?" Tom suddenly laughs. You look at him with a face filled with confusion.

"The buzzing?" He said, now looking in your eyes for the first time that night. Finally you heard it too, in shock from the fact you hadn't turned off your toy. It was just buzzing away under your sheets as if nothing had happened. "God" you groaned reaching your hands towards the sound to turn off your toy. When you finally succeeded to find it and turn it off you looked up and could see Tom smirking at you. His awkwardness had fully dissapeared from his face and body language.

"You know" he starts his scentence making your nervous for how he is going to continue.

"I have to tell you that I love the sounds you make" he winked at you before stepping out of the door opening and closing the door being him. What, that was it? He was just going to leave it at that. What in the hell had gotten into him? You groaned into your pillow before quickly putting your toy far away in your drawers. You never wanted to see it again, it just reminded you of this fucking embarrasment. After coming to your sense a bit you were about to stand up and take a quick shower. To wash everything from tonight away, but then the buzzing of your phone interruped you.

It was from Tom.

"You know your beautiful moans might have left me with a little bit of a situation down there.. if you're still in the mood you know where to find me, my door is unlocked ;)"

Oh my god.

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the end.

Hi pls make me yours <33

Ok so I hate the whole Terror Taxi thing at the end of Jackass 2 however this specific part right here…

…yeah…