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1 year ago

yoongi, to literally everyone else: *le glare*

yoongi, to hoseok: *smiles in cat* ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ


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1 year ago

Yoongi: arguing with hoseok

Hoseok: :(

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: fine come here

Hoseok: :)

Yoongi ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ


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11 months ago

yoongi: :(

hoseok: *gives tangerine*

namjoon: *gives tangerine*

jungkook: *gives tangerine*

seokjin: *gives tangerine*

jungkook: *gives tangerine*

taehyung: *gives tangerine*

jimin:*gives tangerine*

yoongi: ⊂⁠(⁠(⁠・⁠▽⁠・⁠)⁠)⁠⊃🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊🍊


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10 months ago

namjoon: where's the crab i brought from the beach?

seokjin: *uncovering the seafood boil* wait you didn't bring this for dinner?

namjoon: ...

seokjin:...

the rest of bangtan:...

namjoon: start praying


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9 months ago

taehyung: yoongi u going to that party?

yoongi: i thought we were clear on my opinions about social gatherings.

taehyung: but hoseok will be there! come on it'll be fun >⁠.⁠<

yoongi: should've said that earlier * pulls out shirt.* get out i'll go change

taehyung: wow im unloved


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6 months ago

jungkook: so did you know that an owl's eyes are made of tubes? I wonder what kind of tubes they are tho

namjoon: it is three o'clock in the morning i beg you to not.

jungkook: I can't sleep until i find out. so what are they made of?

taehyung: plastic?

yoongi: *mumbling in his sleep* they'll be made out of your skin if you don't shut up right this minute


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5 months ago

jungkook: *offers namjoon a bite of his snack*

namjoon: *b i g g u l p*

jungkook: *0_0*

namjoon: * ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ * welp n e wayz


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bts: *messes up the choreo*

hoseok: *glares*

the rest of bts: *fearing for their lives*, *tell my parents I love them* *help* *if I beg for forgiveness will I be saved?* *we done messed up folks* *rip bts 2013-2024*


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9 months ago

namjoon: where's the crab i brought from the beach?

seokjin: *uncovering the seafood boil* wait you didn't bring this for dinner?

namjoon: ...

seokjin:...

the rest of bangtan:...

namjoon: start praying


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6 months ago

jungkook: so did you know that an owl's eyes are made of tubes? I wonder what kind of tubes they are tho

namjoon: it is three o'clock in the morning i beg you to not.

jungkook: I can't sleep until i find out. so what are they made of?

taehyung: plastic?

yoongi: *mumbling in his sleep* they'll be made out of your skin if you don't shut up right this minute


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